Trick 178: Acting cool in front of a Celestial!

A while later

Ace, Wong, and Strange helped fix the tectonic plates and destruction to the planet.

Ace also removed the Celestial. It was much easier with Strange and Wong, not to mention it was dead now.

Although was it ever alive? Who knows…

Ace reverted the Celestial to normal before shrinking it down to the size of the tallest building in the world… It wouldn't go any smaller!

Tony looked inside the Celestial to find a hyper advanced organic robotic system!

He was stunned and decided on a crazy idea, telling Ace to bring the Celestial body along as he flew across the world. Strange and Wong went back to Kamar-Taj after the work was done.

Tony told Steve and the rest to go back because he had something to do.

They flew to the Artic circle and said "Can you stuff it into one of these ice mountains?" Ace looked at him in shock, asking "You want to-?!" Tony grinned "It works, right?! This is the best outcome!" Ace said "You're nuts! I like it."

As he sent the Celestial body into the ice, nestling it down before waving his hands as ice mountains rose, locking the body there.

Ace paused and looked down, muttering "Why did something just fall down?" Tony looked down and asked "You heard that too?!" Ace and Tony looked at each over before diving down into the Artic Ocean, they came all the way to the bottom and saw a piece of metal sticking out of an iceberg!

Tony flew under it before coming back, saying exciting "Ace! Buy one get one free!" Ace was stunned and laughed in excitement "Awesome! Hahahha!" as he took out his new and improved staff, it seemed to be burning with red flames even more intricate and beautiful with the addition of so many precious materials!

Although, if anyone picked it up and tried to use it, they might explode!

Ace waved his staff and the giant shook, slowly rising up. Ace and Tony were jumping with excitement as they pulled up another Celestial, pitch black with red eyes!

An unbelievable amount of black fluid almost sludge like escaped from the Celestial corpse and disappeared in the ocean, blending in with the water almost instantly, however Tony and Ace were too excited to notice.

They rose the beast up to the Artic Mountain and Ace positioned the new Celestial next to the gold one. However this one was holding a giant staff.

Tony said "A little to the left!" Ace moved it, saying "Here?" Tony made a rectangle with his fingers, shaking his head "No to the right! No the other right! RIGHT! Are you deaf?!" Ace shouted "I'm trying! You're acting like a woman! Where the fuck do you want it!? I'm about to merge the two together and forget about it!"

Tony froze and they looked at each other, shouting in unison "AWESOME!"

And so, a giant mountain appeared in the Artic Circle!

The two Celestials were back to back, attached together one side black and the other gold. The Black one was holding a staff and its hand out while the gold one had huge horns, holding its hands out.

Tony flew around it, saying with excitement "Oh man! I cannot wait to get in here! We can use this as a new base! I can even take the tech from them! Hahhahaha! Imagine the next guy that tries to come to Earth?! Hahhahahaha!"

He turned to Ace and said excitedly "Come help me build a base!" Ace's eyes lit up, asking "Magic library?!" Tony's eyes sparkled "MAGIC LIBRARY!" Ace and Tony high fived and dove into the Celestial Corpses, giggling like children.

A week later

Sharon was holding her cheek and smiling gently as Ace explained animatedly "And then we found ANOTHER ONE! Oh man! You had to be there! It was like going to the bathroom, having no toilet paper but then finding some in the cupboard next to you! It was awesome! Oh man! And then we started working on an Avengers Base! Tony thinks we should call it Avengers Mountain! It's honestly so cool! You should come!"

He slapped the table and added with sparkling eyes "You can be like our secret underground connections guy! Then we can get the bad guys before they even appear! Aw man!" Sharon laughed and pinched his cheek, saying "I adore you."

Ace smiled cutely "Me too! You should come see it when it's done! It's going to be Awesome! We even got Banner to come help! There's all kinds of shit going on over there, oh man! I can't even- did I tell you about the Magic Library?!"

Sharon nodded and smiled lovingly, "Tell me again." Ace's eyes sparkled with joy as he happily told her all over again as she watched him, full of joy.

This wasn't some project to be done in a week, it was going to take a LONG time but Ace needed to be with his family as did Tony so they traveled to the new base every day, Ace shuttling them along.

Until another week passed!

Ace appeared in the sky and held onto his staff, staring into space as the clouds converged before exploding.

He stared at a massive red head with 6 eye holes, before taking a deep breath. His eyes lit up and he shouted "Please leave Earth, Arishem."

His voice burst and echoed as Ace could feel Arishem looking down at him. He suddenly heard "I will not touch your planet, Sorcerer. However, my Eternals are coming with me. There will be judgment."

Ace looked up at him, not stepping back as he said "The Earth is under my protection. No matter your judgment." Arishem stared at him and Ace found it hard to breathe as blood leaked from his lips, but he stared at Arishem stubbornly, adding "You're not welcome here, leave or I will force you to!"

Arishem pulled Sersi, Kingo, and Phastos with him before saying to Ace, "Enjoy your remaining moments, Sorcerer. Not even Mistress Death will be able to save you when I return." Ace spat out the blood, grinning with blood all over his teeth as he retorted "Next time you come back, I'll tear the head off of your robotic body!"

Arishem snorted and disappeared in a black hole thing as it disappeared along with him.

Ace covered his mouth as he vomited up a bucket of blood, chuckling to himself, "Yeah, Ace. Threaten the dude who can kill you with a flick of his finger. It'll go well, I promise! Nono I swear! There won't be any consequences! I promise!"

He grabbed the Lover's Card and pressed it on his chest, letting out a relaxed breath before disappearing, humming to himself "But now I can go tell Sharon I told a Celestial to fuck off… Hehe~"