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Lord of Profanity

“I seduced the daughter of the Jade Emperor”. “I was sentenced to death, but it didn’t matter…” “I already achieved my goal”. … “W-what is going on?” “Impossible!” “He’s severed the wheels of space and time, he’s about to jump into the river of time! Stop him!” It was too late to stop him though, the Lord of Profanity disappeared, jumping into the river of time to go back in time. To restart it all over…, this time, with experience, and a system. [You have gained profanity skill: Heavenly Touch!] [You have gained profanity skill: Ultimate Massage!] “Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the profane one!”

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A famous cultivator

'It's her!'

Since it was a customer, Brutus never bothered to pay particular attention to her face, only satisfied with doing what he did best and pleasing her.

But prompted by his system notification, he looked and then, he finally recognized this famous cultivator.

The look on his face changed. 'It's time already?!'

'I have even less time than I expected!'

Before deciding to jump back in time, back when he was not yet the Lord of Profanity, when he was still just a weak and easily bullied mortal in Luvre Village, there was a significant event that changed Brutus' life.

When he seduced and coerced Saint Caia, the Saint of Darkness to help in his cause, he told the beautiful saint to set the temporal coordinates of his time jump to a week before the specific event happened.

Saint Caia's calculations were correct, sending him back to when he was 18 but perhaps her calculations were not as accurate as he thought.

Instead of sending him back to a week before the event, her coordinates ended up sending him to just 2 days before the event.

Brutus' eyes narrowed. 'There's not enough time'.

Brutus had a concrete plan to gain power and indulge all his crazy sexual fantasies after jumping back in time. And in the beginning, with his system, he was supposed to develop his power in Luvre Town's brothel.

A week was supposed to be more than enough for him to complete the first mission, level up and become a cultivator.

But now, he just discovered that he had only 1 night remaining before the event, this was because this cultivator that he just pleased was the main character at the center of the event.

He finally understood the reason for Chief Rarluk's angry call back in the farm.

Brutus stared at her face again. 'Leah, the bounty hunter'.

This beautiful cultivator was not just any cultivator. Despite being a Qi Gathering Realm cultivator too, she was significantly stronger than the matron of the brothel, a true powerhouse of the Neophyte Realm.

Despite her low cultivation realm, she already had a big career as a bounty hunter, hunting down Neophyte cultivators that were wanted by sects.

A month ago, she hunted down one of two siblings, notorious pirates that broke out of the prison of a sect.

A month later, now, the surviving sibling came back for her.

Not confident in his chances of beating her alone though, the notorious pirate sought help. By giving his life savings of 24 silver coins to a village, Vulva Village, he managed to recruit them in his revenge spree.

24 silver coins was not enough to move a village though, Vulva Village only accepted it because of ulterior motives that they also had.

Vulva Village and Luvre Village both swore allegiance to the Red Phoenix Sect, but in the hierarchy of the sect, Luvre Village had a higher standing which meant they received more resources and attention from the powerful sect.

For years, this had been a source of resentment for Vulva Village and finally, they decided to take matters into their own hands.

On the same day that the notorious pirate planned to move on Leah after extensive preparations, they also wanted to take advantage and bring Luvre Village down. In Brutus' future life, this was how his life turned upside down, pushing him from Luvre Village and into the world.

His original plan after coming back was that by a week's time when it was to play down, he would be a Neophyte already which would give him the leverage to play a big role in the confrontation.

Brutus wanted nothing from the event but profit.

Now though, his plan was just ruined. And worse still, if he was not careful, as a mere mortal, he may be caught in the crossfires of the confrontation.

But there was not enough time for him to complete the system mission anymore. Brutus was desperate. 'I need to find a contingency plan'.

Right at that moment, a voice resounded, breaking him from his daze.

"Hey, are you alright?"

Brutus stared at her, nodding. "I'm fine".

But then, she licked her lips seductively. "Tell me, how much is Emily paying you? I'll double the payment, all you have to do is follow me, I want you to be mine".

Brutus shook his head. "I'm not for hire".

With that, standing up, he left the room.

Leah smacked her lips as she watched him leave before collapsing back on the bed, hugging herself as she shivered still.

Leaving the room, Brutus walked straight towards the matron's office. Entering inside, he calmly demanded. "Remove your clothes".

"Bold," the matron grinned. "But I like it".

She swiftly removed her clothes, getting ready in no time.

Climbing her table on all fours, she lamented. "Now I see the need to increase the space in my office and add a bed here, very important".

Right at that moment, walking closer, Brutus' palms finally touched her body.

"Umm…!" She shivered, moaning. 'F*ck! This touch! I can't get enough of it!'

For the next few minutes, Brutus did what he did best, working his magic.

About a dozen minutes later, unfailingly, there was juice all over the place as the matron was left panting heavily like a dog.

She stared at him, amazed. "Y-you really are a beast". She gasped and stammered. "You're the best!"

Brutus' system lit up again, informing him of getting more cultivation XP but this time he didn't pay attention to it, rather a question lingered in his mind. 'How much cultivation XP do I need to become a Neophyte?'

The matron tried to engage him in a conversation but preoccupied with thoughts roaming in his head, Brutus could not keep the conversation as he left.

Mounting the horse, as he started riding home, he arrived at a conclusion. 'There's no other way, I need to fall on that contingency!' His eyes gleamed.

It was time to make use of his rod.