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Lord of Profanity

“I seduced the daughter of the Jade Emperor”. “I was sentenced to death, but it didn’t matter…” “I already achieved my goal”. … “W-what is going on?” “Impossible!” “He’s severed the wheels of space and time, he’s about to jump into the river of time! Stop him!” It was too late to stop him though, the Lord of Profanity disappeared, jumping into the river of time to go back in time. To restart it all over…, this time, with experience, and a system. [You have gained profanity skill: Heavenly Touch!] [You have gained profanity skill: Ultimate Massage!] “Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the profane one!”

Lord_Profane · Eastern
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While Brutus slept with his hands resting on the soft firmness of breasts, unknown to him, someone was already promoting his business empire, engaging in word of mouth advertisement.

Around 4 on the dot the next morning, Brutus finally woke up, he woke Freya up before sending her back to the maid quarters as he also went to the servant quarters to prevent suspicions.

That morning, even as the farm already woke up, full of activities already as the maids and servants took care of different things, Chief Rarluk woke up angry.

In his bedroom, still only on his underwear and white singlet, this chief was angry as he spoke into his communicator.

At the 5th realm of cultivation, the Nascent Soul Realm, cultivators become capable of truly amazing feats like creating communicators that could enable cultivators communicate across long distances.

They called the constructs snail communicators.

Picking up the shell of the snail from which a string was attached, Chief Rarluk raged. "What the hell do you mean by my warriors sought trouble first?"

"Luvre Village is higher than Vulva Village in the ranking of the Red Phoenix Sect, your village is supposed to serve ours!"

"How dare you hold my messengers hostage?"

"I didn't hold them hostage Rarluk, my men let them inside my village like normal but maybe they thought they are superior men than my own warriors since they tried to rape the female warriors in my village".

"Personally, I can't let that slide and neither did my warriors. Incensed, my warriors beat them up and locked them in prison".

Chief Rarluk was losing it. "Rape?!"

"That's bullsh*t! We have brothels for a reason, my warriors will never assault an ally village's female warriors sexually!"

"With all due respect, those are just words Chief Rarluk, the reality is that your warriors did assault my female warriors sexually".

"If you want to free them, the price is 15 gold coins".

Chief Rarluk smiled darkly. "This is a set-up, right?"

"We're allies of the same sect chief. Think twice before you accuse blindly, there are consequences in the Red Phoenix sect".

"Chief Omar, last I remember, there are also consequences for framing an ally for benefits in the Red Phoenix Sect too".

There was no reply from the other end.

Chief Rarluk gritted his teeth. "You better watch your back".

"Is that a threat?"

"No, it's just a warning".

With that, Chief Rarluk ended the call, placing the snail's shell back where it belonged before raging even more and scattering things in his room.

Only after this did he finally calm down.

Entering his bathroom, this chief took his bath, still in a bad mood as that morning, he didn't converse with any of his wives before leaving home.

While all these happened, Brutus observed the chief.

Shortly after he left, one of the maids approached Brutus. She looked at him weirdly before handing a folded paper to him. "A man came on a horse earlier and said I should give it to you".

Brutus took the paper, nodding at her as she left.

As soon as he opened the paper, reading its contents, he grinned.

{Remember our deal?)

(If you do, come now, you've got your first customer of the day.)

(She'll only wait for 30 minutes.)

Brutus stopped the maid as she left. "How long ago did the man drop this?"

She shrugged. "Maybe 10 minutes, I'm not sure".

Brutus nodded, and then his eyes narrowed. There was no way he was making it to the brothel in less than 20 minutes by walking.

And due to his weak mortal body, he would get exhausted if he decided to run, which left only one option.

He looked in the direction of Casablanca's room.

A few minutes later, Casablanca was in the farm pen with the horses, pacing up and down anxiously as she rubbed her knuckles. "I'll get in trouble". She muttered.

"I'll definitely get in trouble this time".

Remembering what she promised him though, in the end, she had to force herself to do it. Taking one of the horses, she met Brutus outside the farm before handing it over for him to ride off to wherever he was going.

Brutus patted her on the head. "I'll reward you tonight".

"Really?" She beamed.

Brutus nodded before mounting the horse and riding off.

Less than 10 minutes later, he arrived at the brothel. Climbing down, he walked inside before going straight to the matron's office.

The beautiful matron stared at him with a teasing smile on her face. "Riding here on a horse both times. I have to say, you live pretty well for a mortal".

Brutus nodded. "I know how to get things done, so where is this customer?"

The matron gave him a key. "She's waiting for you in room 14".

Taking the key, Brutus turned to leave but she stopped him.

The matron stared at him. "I vouched for you, so you better please her".

Hearing that, Brutus grinned. "Don't worry, I'm the best when it comes to pleasing women both now and in the future".

She stared at him. "Let's hope so".

Brutus continued walking.

"And don't forget to hold your end of the deal. Immediately after her, I'm waiting here in my office, come give me my own dose".

"Have some patience, woman".

Brutus left.

Walking up to room 14, he inserted the key before opening the door. Entering inside, he saw her already laying down on the bed and waiting for him.

This female cultivator already removed her clothing, leaving only her underwear and bra on as she touched herself, already dripping wet.

The sight made Brutus wonder what on earth the matron told her.

Once he opened the door, at the sight of him, she moaned slightly, then she grit her lips. "After seeing me like this, you better make it worth it".

"If I don't experience an orgasm," her eyes turned cold. "Your head shall roll".

Without saying a word, Brutus walked closer, rubbing his palms together.

More than 10 minutes later, a fearsome cultivator was tamed into a squealing little girl, shivering and moaning loudly as she squirted her juice all over the bed.

Her eyes were dilated, dizzy from pleasure even as she felt like her head was floating.

At that moment, Brutus' system lit up with new notifications.

[You have completed 4/10 of your 1st mission: Seduce 10 girls this week!]

[Mission progress: 4/10]

[You have participated in a Dual Cultivation session!]

[You have gained Cultivation XP!]

[Congratulations! You have participated in a Dual Cultivation session with a famous Qi Gathering Realm cultivator!]

[You have been rewarded with bonus Cultivation XP!]

Reading through that last notification, Brutus took another glance at the cultivator who was still swimming in the throes of pleasure.

This time, his eyes narrowed in recognition. 'It's her!'

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