New life

Joseph is your typical failure; he has failed in everything in life from job to relationship, but contrary to popular belief he has nothing but himself to be blamed for his failure.

He is a lazy bum and extreme procrastinator, never in his life he has worked hard for anything.

Even if he knew he had to study for exams, he would just procrastinate and watch anime or use his mobile with extreme guilt in the back of his mind.

So, neither did he actually study, nor did he enjoy using his mobile because of the guilt of wasting time.

This was only one example, and his life had plenty of these moments.

Now at age 30, he usually gives surveys online in hope of earning some money.

Like any other failure otaku, he wishes to be isekaid with some OP powers so he could truly be lazy and sleep all day.

Today was one such fateful day.

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My life sucks, no everything sucks, this is the usual feeling I wake up with.

I have failed many people in life, I know I have to work hard but I just can't bring myself to work, I just love to sleep, wish somebody would pay me for that.

Ahh enough of trash talking, let me check my email, hope I got something to survey.

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From God Agent:

Hello, Joseph, you have great luck to be chosen for a new life in a new world to entertain my boss.

If you want to continue, 'press yes.'

What the hell is this, must be some email troller who has a lot of free time.

Well, what to do now, umm. .. I also have a whole day left, maybe taking this shit isekai survey will lighten my mood.

'Yes'

1. Which world do you choose?

- One piece.

It's a fun anime, it would be pretty cool to live there.

2. What would you like to be?

- Jörmungandr.

The World Serpent, man what a terrifying being, and it also looks cool.

3. Where do you want to spawn?

- Laugh Tale.

It would be pretty hilarious if I could reach Laugh Tale like this.

4. What timeline do you choose?

- 100 years before The Great Pirate Era.

Your choice has been noted choosing Jörmungandr will give its abilities like:

1. Aquatic Adaptation:

- Speed Swimming

2. Butterfly Effect through unfurling from his tail kickstarting Ragnarok.

3. Divine Slayer

4. Fear Masking:

- Be immune to fear

5. Illusive Appearance:

- The power to create an illusive appearance. The user can alter the appearance of oneself, and potentially others through the use of illusions. It can shapeshift into its hybrid form or can get a completely new form.

6. Jötunn Physiology.

7. Natural Weaponry:

- Enhanced Bite

- Prehensile Tail

8. Primordial/Transcendent Dragon Physiology.

9. Thermal Resistance.

10. Unnatural Size:

Jörmungandr can reach up to 25000 miles (40000 KM), it can also control its size and be as big or as small as it wants.

(This is equivalent to earth's equator length, one piece world is 4 times bigger so multiply it by 4, and that would be its length in one piece world. It can also be bigger than that if needed.)

In its true form, it can cover the whole Midgard and eat its tail, when it releases its tail Ragnarök occurs. He is so large that if it were to cross the sky it would be night for two months. Its head is larger than many kingdoms, even gods like Thor can't lift it. Its teeth are as big as mountains.

You will start with 100 KM in length which will gradually increase by 100 KM every year.

11. Omni Poison:

- Miasma Emission

- Omnicide

- Poison Breath

- Poisonous Blood

- Poisonous Bodily Fluids

- Poisonous Rain Generation

Jörmungandr poison is so strong even Thor wasn't able to survive it.

12. Supernatural Body or Absolute Body:

- Supernatural Regeneration or Semi Immortality

- Supernatural Durability or Nigh-Absolute Invulnerability

- Supernatural Speed or Absolute Speed

- Supernatural Stamina or Absolute Stamina

- Supernatural Strength or Absolute Strength

12. Illusion Magic.

13. Telekinesis

14. Telepathy:

- It can be shared with friends and followers for transferring thoughts.

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Holy Shit.

If all this was actually true, I would be the most OP being in the One Piece verse.

This troller is quite an interesting fellow, for creating such an entertaining survey.

God, what won't I do if all these were true, ahh wishful thinking.

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Thank you for participating in our program, as compensation for your human lifespan my boss has decided to give you three gifts:

1. Haki, which increases and becomes stronger with size:

This applies to all three types of Haki.

2. Energy Blast:

The user can fire an energy blast from the mouth, its intensity can be increased by training.

3. This gift will be a surprise; you will know once you get in your new body and believe me you will thank my boss for this gift.

All the conditions have been met, accept our terms and conditions to start your new life in the One Piece world.

Pff...Pff... What a joke! But I must give credit to whoever created this, they must have spent quite a time designing this.

Umm... "Accepted"

Everything has been prepared.

Just remember it is an alternate version of the world you know, so some things might be different, but it won't be that different.

Now, I wish you good luck in your new life

Yours truly

God's Agent.

Starting Transmigration in 3.... 2..... 1.... Go.

As soon as the countdown started, I started losing consciousness.

Is this what they call getting Isekaid?

Oh no, Robin, Hancock, Yamato, I lost my chance to get the best waifus.

Why the hell I chose a freaking Jörmungandr instead of a good-looking human with some overpowered abilities.

Ahh, I so hate myself. Why do I suck so much?

Now, all it is left is for me to regret my shitty decision.

With these as my last thought, I lost consciousness.