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I'm The MuddaF*cking GOAT Bish

https://www.patreon.com/IdleSect Some call me the Villain, Some call me the Hero but I'm not a Villain or a Hero I'm merely a man fighting to survive... In a world full of super-powered white knights... I rob others, I kill others and do what I want to reach the apex. I'm what you would call a modern-day Robin Hood equivalent, I steal from the rich and give it to my bank account. Blame me and call me all the names you want. Kill Me Heal Me- But... you'll never stop me... Cause I'm Sinbad... ———_______——— PS Sporadic Updates when I have nothing better to do.

Idle_Daoist_ · ภาพยนตร์
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Life 3: X-Perience Points Feel Good

Once he was done with his locker he turned and saw countless people entering school and the corridor was well packed with meat bags.

And so he and Peter decided to stay there until the situation, became less hurried or else they'd be stepped onto death.

And as they waited he saw countless students eating junk food and snacks causing him to drool in their vicinity which made the people think that the Sinbad wanted to whack them all.

Causing them to hurry out quickly, however, this urge only reinforced one thing in his mind to make some heavy doe.

Meaning his first goal was to make a hella lot of money- that was what he wanted right now.

But just as the corridor became quiet Flash Thompson arrived with his entourage as he was currently picking on some kid called Bryan Lee.

Due to his nerdy tendencies and because he loved reading comics.

And Peter who was there couldn't stand for anyone bullying another and like some sort of messiah rushed in with the fragile frame he called a body.

"Hey Flash, leave Bryan alone and go pick on someone your own size!!"

Hearing this Flash turned serious for a moment before laughing his ass off, and then said to Peter.

"Parker you give Bryan a punch and I let you off for today if you don't then you'll do a damn swirly, you ready for that? No then punch Bryan you little shit."

Hearing this Bryan tensed and pleaded with Peter from his eye contact and I knew Peter wouldn't do such a thing and as if I told the future.

He didn't and Flash then pulled back his fist ready to pound some sense into Peter's white knight mind.

And with a punch full of fury and giggles the Flash impacted his fist on Parker's chest pushing him against the lockers causing a thud noise to echo out alongside the corridors.

"... THUUUDDD!!"

"... THUUUDDD!!"

"THUUUDDD...!!"

Like a Knight, Peter took on the punch, the pain and stood up once more not backing down however this only further increased the laughter he was receiving from Flash's entourage.

"Get up Puny Parker... without your mate Sinbad your nothing on your own so don't come up to me and think you can change my mind or else the last thing you'll see is you getting beat the fuck out of by me- Parker."

At this point, I felt this farce was going on for too long and so I charged in and grabbed Flash's first from striking Peter.

"Hey Flash, don't mess with my friend or else you die- and what'd happen if I break the all-star American High School footballer Flash Thompson's hands."

"Will he be able to play another game..."

Yes this made him mad and angry his life was his own and now this shit show thinks he can ruin well fuck him.

"Fuck off Sinbad before I make you!!"

"Nah not a chance Flash."

"Rrrr, RRAAARRRGGGHHH!!"

Immediately Flash thinking he was the Hulk grabbed me and then punched me on my face causing nothing to happen but at this point a strange noise echoed in my head.

[*Ding, Titanium Grade Demon Body- Activation Complete Initialisation Complete.]

[+2 Experience Points Gained.]

Hearing this a smirk rose on my lips as like a lunatic I just stood there waiting for Flash's next punch.

Not bothering to guard or block.

[+5 Experience Points Gained.]

[+7 Experience Points Gained.]

[+10 Experience Points Gained.]

[+15 Experience Points Gained.]

[+20 Experience Points Gained.]

....

....

But after a few hits another ding echoed in my head as it said.

[*Ding- Titanium Grade Demon Body- Level Up- Level 02/20 Titanium Grade Demon Body.]

[+2 Experience Points Gained.]

After about 2 minutes of not defending I finally launched a punch on him causing him to smash into the lockers avoiding his precious arms, since the guy was a weakling and I didn't want to ruin his life.

All I did was fracture his arms a little in order to teach him that I am the FUCKING GOAT- SINBAD.

"Hah and here I thought Flash and his entourage were supposed to be strong yet you didn't give me a damn dent, just how weak are you all."

"Your all a bunch of chickens only dominating the weak but once you've met your match you wuss out- Flash I expected better from you- I'm disappointed."

"You're all a bunch of trash get out my sight..."

"Boys... Get that Cocky son of a gun and teach him some manners!!"

Roared Flash as his group of goons started their beat-down which only caused me to feel pleasure- it was a side effect of the Titanium Grade Demon Body- and while they attempted to subdue me I was in a T-Pose allowing them to take their shots at me.

Which all in all ended in failure for them as they all hurt their fists.

But me well I was living the best life- with my super power of absorbing damage and growing stronger.

[+25 Experience Points Gained.]

[+35 Experience Points Gained.]

[+45 Experience Points Gained.]

[+55 Experience Points Gained.]

[+65 Experience Points Gained.]

....

....

But after a few hits another ding echoed in my head as it said.

[*Ding- Titanium Grade Demon Body- Level Up- Level 03/20 Titanium Grade Demon Body.]

This caused me to feel a sense of euphoria as my body felt stronger than ever before and my sense of hunger was satiated.

Overall it was just an advantage for me to have these idiots attack me.

And as i'd planned it-

"Flash Eugene Thompson.... Just what do you all think your doing harming another student with such violence that he's nearly half dead and fainted on the floor- THAT'S IT YOU'RE ALL SUSPENDED!!"

———_______———

A few minutes later I was fine as the Principal personally checked my 'injuries' once he saw I was okay he sent me to the nurses office where she gave me a few band aids, before I arrived back and there I saw Peter talking to his crush Gwen Stacy- and to not Cuck him I left the vicinity heading into class.

And once there I saw Peter had a exuberant smile on his face.

"What's wrong Peter, you ask out Gwen or something."

"You how do you know, wait are you okay is your body alright- the jocks did a number on you man."

"Yeah yeah, Pete I'm okay now sit down class is about to start."

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