Pillow Fight

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: 'RWBY CHIBI'!

Team RWBY dorm...

Zwei lies soundly asleep on the floor of the Team RWBY dorm room. Ruby and Jared walk over and the two look at Zwei adoringly.

"Man, I wish I were a dog. You got the easy life, Zwei!" Ruby said, happily.

"You really do, Zwei. I wish I was either a dog or a cat. Lazing around like that." Jared said, looking down at Zwei.

"A cat? Have you watched A Whisker Away? That movie was sad."

"I know. But it had a happy ending."

"I guess."

Outside Beacon Academy...

Jaune is cornered by a pair of Beowolves, who claw and growl at him threateningly. Zwei jumps in between Jaune and the Beowolves and growls at them. The Grimm turn tail and run away.

"I'm saved!" Jaune said, excitedly.

Team JNPR dorm...

A stick of dynamite wired up to an electronic timer sits in front of Ren, who holds a pair of scissors uncertainly as he looks back and forth between red and blue wires. The timer ticks down from seven seconds...

"Red or blue? I'm almost out of time! Which is it?!" Ren exclaimed.

Zwei bounds in and quickly severs the blue wire with a bite. The timer freezes with one second left to spare. Ren turns to Zwei and smiles appreciatively.

"I...I am saved!" Ren said.

Beacon kitchen...

Weiss looks over the floor on her hands and knees, searching frantically for her missing pendant.

"Oh no! I've lost it! It's gone forever! Father will kill me!" Weiss said, worried.

Zwei walks over carrying the pendant in his teeth, dropping it by Weiss' side. Weiss picks up the pendant.

"Oh, never mind. I'm saved!" Weiss said.

Outside From Dust Till Dawn...

Cinder, Emerald and Mercury lie incapacitated in a pile. Zwei climbs up and sits triumphantly on top of them. On the sidewalk in the background, the Shopkeep watches, smiling.

"My nefarious schemes! My evil plans! All ruined!" Cinder said, raising a fist. "Curse you, adorable Corgi!"

Zwei barks twice.

"Hmm hmm!" Shopkeep said, in a muffled voice.

The translation for what he is saying is that he's saved.

Team RWBY dorm...

Back at the dorm room, an exhausted Zwei lies down and sleeps. Ruby and Jared walk over and look at Zwei again.

"Just like we left you. Don't you do anything all day? Come on, Zwei! Let's go play outside!" Ruby said.

Zwei whimpers.

"Want to do some fetch, Zwei?" Jared asked, taking out a tennis ball out of his pocket.

Zwei whimpers.

"How about a treat?" Jared asked, taking out some bacon out of his pocket.

"No fetch or a treat?" Ruby asked, shaking her head. "What a lazy little butt. Come on, let's play a game together, my BFF."

"Sure." Jared said, smiling.

Beacon courtyard...

Ren relaxes in the shade of a tree reading a book while Sun dangles upside-down from the tree, suspended by his tail. Neptune runs over and stops, excitedly out of breath.

"Guys! I just overheard! The girls and the Impossible Duo are having... a pillow fight!" Neptune said, excitedly.

"What!?" Sun exclaimed, dropping down from the tree and landing in front of Neptune. "Girls and the Impossible Duo having a pillow fight?!" Neptune nods enthusiastically. "We have to go!"

"I know!"

Sun and Neptune join hands and then spin around on their toes, laughing merrily.

"Yaaaay!" Neptune said.

"Ha ha!" Sun said.

Still holding hands, they both turn to Ren, grinning widely. After a moment, Neptune realizes he is holding Sun's hand and pulls away. After Ren doesn't react, Sun and Neptune's expressions darken.

"Oh, I suppose you're too cool for..." Sun said, while Ren throws his book directly at him, hitting him on the side of the head. "Ow! My brain-box!"

"You had me at 'pillow fight'!" Ren said.

Team RWBY dorm...

Ruby and Weiss glare at each other, Ruby standing on stacked desks and chairs, Weiss standing on Yang's bed. Jared is hiding inside a beach tent with pillows on the entrance of the tent as defense. Clara is inside the tent with Jared holding two pillows as her gauntlets.

Blake hides on Weiss' bed behind four pillows, while Yang is on the floor crouching by a tipped-over desk with stacks of papers in front of her. Zwei rolls across the floor like a tumbleweed to the tune of Western stand-off music.

"Weiss, your chilly reign of terror has finally come to an end." Ruby said, pointing a finger at Weiss.

"Ha ha ha. Don't make me laugh as I did just now." Weiss said.

"I guess that makes you unwilling to let it go." Jared said, looking at Weiss.

"Says the one that brought a beach tent." Yang said, smirking.

Ruby cocks a pillow like a gun and then fires herself across the room at Weiss, swinging the pillow at her. Weiss jumps out of the way, knocking into the stacked desks and chairs.

Jared shoots out one of the pillows he has lying in the tent at Weiss making the Schnee heiress fall back down into the stacked desks and chairs.

"Come on!" Weiss said, angrily.

Weiss gets to her feet and Ruby stands across from her, both in fighting stances. Weiss activates a vertical glyph and Blake jumps up from the bed and uses it to propel herself at Ruby. She throws two pillows directly at her. Ruby is knocked into the bookshelves on the wall, prompting Yang to leap up and fire two pillows at Blake.

"This is a lot of fun. Want a soufflé?" Clara asked, whipping one up for Jared using the kitchen equipment inside the tent.

"Nah. I'm good." Jared said, picking up his fish fingers and custard.

Blake dodges the pillows and the second one heads straight for Weiss. It hits her right in the face and Weiss is knocked out onto her butt.

Blake leaps out and then looks around in confusion, "Huh?"

Yang rapidly fires pillow after pillow at Blake, who dodges them all, with some knocking down the supports of the beach tent Jared and Clara were safe in. Blake is appearing in different places around the room while Jared and Clara ran out of the tent.

Chuckling, Blake taunts Yang every time with a wink or a combo of a wink and sticking out her tongue. Yang rages and, instead of a pillow, fires Zwei at Blake.

Blake is knocked back and out. Zwei happily licks her chin.

"Ruby!" Jared said, looking over at Ruby. "No!"

Ruby groans, causing Yang and Jared to gasp and run to her side.

"Is Ruby alright?" Clara asked, running over to Ruby.

"I don't think so..." Jared said, letting out a lot of tears.

While Ruby lies on her back, pillow under her head and hands folded on her chest.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! She was so young!" Yang said, worried.

"Yang! Jared!" Ruby said, coughing. "Avenge... me..."

Ruby jerks her arm out, clutches her neck, and finally falls back as though dead.

Hallway...

From the door, which is slightly ajar, Sun and Ren peer through, watching from the right. Neptune is between them, watching from the left.

"This...isn't what I was expecting." Sun said.

"Yeah..." Neptune said, closing his eyes.

"They have brought dishonor to the great name of pillow fights." Ren said.

"Well, there's only one thing left to do." Sun ssid.

All three heads retreat.

"That was a good pillow fight." Jared said, happily.

Smiling, Ruby, Jared, and Clara walk down the hallway, passing an open door.

"It was." Clara said.

They hear Neptune laughing and turn back.

"What's going on?" Ruby asked.

Team JNPR dorm...

In the room, Neptune holds a pillow in one hand, sticks out one hip, and flares out his free hand.

"This was a great idea!" Neptune said.

Sun jumps in front of Neptune.

"Hee! You can't catch me." Sun said, holding his arms up against his chest and titters at Ren before running away.

Ren, landing on one knee with a pillow at the ready behind Sun, answers, "I believe that I can catch you."

Ren gives chase to Sun. Neptune twirls to skip after them. Whacking is heard offscreen and Sun lands on his stomach in the middle of the floor, a pillow in his teeth. He grunts and Ren skips toward him, only to trip over his body and fall offscreen.

"Ow! My toe!" Ren said, angrily,

Neptune comes back onscreen, a feather stuck to his right eyeball, "Ow, ow, ow. Time out. Feather in my eye. Feather right in my eye."

Hallway...

Neptune runs offscreen and from the doorway Ruby, Jared, and Clara shake their heads.

"Ah." Ruby said, letting out a sigh. "Amateurs."

"Yup. They don't know how to do a food fight or a pillow fight." Jared said, sadly.

"I saw one of those food fights. I need to be a part of the next one." Clara said.