Bike Race

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: 'RWBY CHIBI'!

Vale...

On the streets of Vale, Blake Belladonna stands on the sidewalk with a flag.

"Drivers, are you ready?" Blake asked.

Yang Xiao Long revs up her motorcycle. Ruby Rose sits in a red wagon decorated with hot-rod flame stickers. She carries a fishing rod with a dog bone dangling from the end, with Zwei pulling the wagon. Jared is on his Back to the Future 2 Mattel hoverboard.

"Ready!" Yang said.

"Let's do this!" Ruby said.

"I'm so ready!" Jared said, happily.

"Woof!" Zwei said.

Weiss rolls up, riding a pretty pink tricycle, "I, too, am ready to race."

Ruby, Yang, and Jared pause and look at each other for a moment, then burst out in hysterical laughter.

"What?" Weiss asked.

"Where'd you get that thing? Your grandma?" Yang asked.

"As a matter of fact, yes. This was Nana Schnee's favorite bike. She called it 'Stardust'." Weiss said.

"What? Did your grandmother love Rogue One:A Star Wars Story? The movie where everyone died? She does know that nickname was used for the Death Star plans!" Jared said, looking between Ruby and Yang.

Ruby, Yang, and Jared try to contain their laughter, but burst out into hysterics again.

"I wish you could see how dumb you look! Especially because that movie was Rogue One!" Ruby said, while the hot-rod stickers on the side of her cart begin to peel off. "Oh no, my stickies!"

Ruby quickly re-sticks the stickers to her cart.

"Well I hope Nana taught you to lose, princess. 'Cause you don't have the horsepower." Yang said.

"I have plenty of horses, thank you." Weiss said.

"More or less than my hoverboard?" Jared asked, looking at Weiss.

Jared is standing comfortably on his hoverboard.

"More." Weiss said, smirking.

"Enough chatter! Let's race! On your marks, get set, go!" Blake said.

As Ruby, Yang, and Jared get ready to race, Weiss pulls out Myrtenaster and jabs the ground. Ice erupts from the ground below Yang, Ruby, and Jared's vehicles, freezing them securely in place.

"What and how?!" Yang exclaimed.

"No fair! I was gonna be so fast... and yet now, I am just furious!" Ruby said, angrily.

"I don't have friends. I got family." Jared said, looking between Ruby and Yang.

Weiss slowly pedals away as Blake laughs in the background.

"Stardust awaaay!" Weiss said, happily.

"Woof woof!" Zwei said.

Ruby, Yang, and Jared pause for a moment, then begin to struggle to get free from the ice, to no avail.

Comedy bar...

Yang stands in the spotlight of a dimly-lit comedy bar, performing her stand-up routine in front of an audience consisting of Sun, Ren, Jaune, Zwei, Ruby, Blake, Jared, and all of HoloMyth.

"Did you hear about the teacher at Beacon who wears an eye patch? I heard they had to let him go. Turns out he only had one 'pupil'!" Yang said, laughing to herself.

The audience groans unenthusiastically except Ina who is laughing with Jared.

"Yang taking the spotlight tonight." Ina said, looking at Jared.

Zwei whimpers.

"Yeah." Jared said, placing his hand on top of Ina's.

"Ouch." Jaune said.

"Hey everyone! Don't forget the tournament starts next week! It's 'vital' we all do our best! As in, the Vytal Tournament?" Yang asked while the audience groans again except Ina and Jared who are laughing. "Hello? This is on, right?"

"Yes. It is on." Jared said, squeezing Ina's hand.

"You're doing great, Yang. You're not Ina-cent!" Ina said.

"Thank you!" Yang said, excitedly.

"Unfortunately it is on!" Sun said.

"So..." Yang said, pointing at Blake. "My roommate Blake was coughing up hairballs all night. We thought it was a 'cat'astrophe."

"Ugh." Blake said, shaking her head.

"But now she's 'feline' much better!" Yang said.

"Yang isn't half bad." Amelia said, looking at the rest of HoloMyth.

"She's as entertaining like Ina." Jared said, squeezing Ina's hand. "Too bad she isn't playing a video game."

"Yang's puns remind me of Ina's. A little bit." Kiara said.

"Oh. She is facing a tough crowd." Gura said.

"Why is she in front of an audience again? Like physically?" Calli asked.

"Because...karaoke night was last night..." Jared said, letting out a sigh.

Jaune and Ren boo and jeer while Sun blinks and looks very uncomfortable.

"Get off the stage!" Jaune said, angrily.

"I just remembered! I'm supposed to be, uh... Not here." Sun said, hurriedly standing up.

"If we have to sit through this, like how Ina'nis takodachis sit through her, so do you." Ren said, grabbing on firmly to Sun's monkey tail.

"I'm the main act, people. This is as good as it gets!" Yang said, excitedly.

"This is worse than Ozpin throwing new students off a cliff!" Sun said, annoyed.

The audience titters while Jared and HoloMyth are silence and Sun stands on his table.

"Right? I mean what's he gonna do when they graduate? Set them on fire?!" Sun exclaimed, while the audience laughs.

"This isn't fair...it's essentially Ina against Gura..." Jared said, looking between Ina and Gura.

"Tell me about it. It's my charisma against Ina's puns." Gura said, sadly.

"I don't like this one bit." Ina said, frowning.

"No, don't listen to him! You!" Yang said, pointing at Sun. "Stop being funny!"

"How about you start being funny!" Sun said.

The audience laughs again as Jared lets go of Ina's hand. The fanboy then decided to walk around the table HoloMyth is at and decided to sit behind them, out of embarrassment for Yang.

"Wait, wait, wait. You haven't heard about that time I, uh... fought a Nevermore! Yeah! It was a pretty 'Grimm' situation!" Yang said.

The audience except Jared and HoloMyth boos again.

"Out with a Yang!" Yang said, winking and posing.

A trap door opens up beneath Yang and she falls through the floor.

"What now?" Amelia asked, looking at Jared. "Are we gonna help her?"

"Yup..." Jared said, looking down at the floor. "We are..."

Common room...

Jaune, Blake, and Jared sit reading quietly in a common room. Ruby walks in, dragging a Beowolf clinging onto her cape behind her.

"Umm, Ruby? Did you know you have some..." Jaune said.

"Yeah, I know. Long story." Ruby said, as she stops walking.

"Yeah, looks like a long story. Pretty good one I bet. Full of adventure." Jaune said.

"Yup." Ruby said.

"Excitement?"

"Oh, yeah."

"Hijinks?"

"So many hijinks."

"Yup, yup, yup! Good stuff, good stuff."

"Is it like one of my adventures with the Doctor?" Jared asked.

"Yes." Ruby said.

"How did this happen?"

"It really is a long story." Ruby said, looking between Jared and Jaune. "Yeah, well, uh. I, uh... I gotta go deal with this. So, uh... See ya."

Ruby walks off, leaving Jaune, Blake, and Jared alone.

"Blake, Jared, do either of you ever get the feeling that you're, I dunno, just a supporting character in life? That other people are having all the cool adventures?" Jaune asked, turning to Blake and Jared.

"Nope." Blake said.

"Nope. Not really. I am a companion of the Doctor. I see all of time and space in a big blue box and hunt down monsters with fairy tales." Jared said, reading a Cardcaptor Sakura manga.

"Must be just me, then." Jaune said, letting out a sigh.

"Don't worry about it, Sun." Blake said.

"It's not that big of a deal, Rose." Jared said, fixated on his manga.

"...Sun? ...Rose? I'm Jaune." Jaune said, looking between Blake and Jared.

"Yeah. No. Of course. I'm just kidding." Blake said.

"Same here." Jared said, picking up the matcha bubble tea in between his legs to drink it. "I know who you are."

Ruby suddenly gets thrown flying into the shot with Crescent Rose amongst growling sounds from the Beowolf offscreen.

"Oh no! Too much adventure! Oh boy! Aww, this is gonna get crazy! Plot progression! It's happening, right now!" Ruby said, terrified.

Plates, potted plants and Zwei are sent flying through the room by Ruby and the Beowolf's commotion.

"Are you sure you're not the one with the monkey tail?" Blake asked, unphased by the chaos.

"Are you sure you're not the one that wore a lot of pink?" Jared asked, also unphased by the chaos.

Jaune pauses and looks directly into the camera.