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F*ck Humans Are A Bunch Of Psychos!

What the hell?! At first, we were wiping the floor with those four-limbed mammalians! But what is this situation?! What the hell is the human fleet doing in our capital solar system?! The emperor thought as he watched the live video feed of a human battleship ram his empires fleets cruiser after the battleship's canons melted down from firing nonstop from the start of the battle. Only to hear his anxious ministers report. What?! The humans are orbital dropping their ground forces and beginning orbital bombardment during a fleet battle?! What the f*ck are they nuts?!? P.S. This book is inspired by The Strongest Interstellar Commander its a great book I suggest reading it.

DRACULAVONDEATH · ไซไฟ
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C9

As we stepped outside the security corridor what greeted me was the 1.6 km long, 900 meters wide all-black triangle-shaped battleship with a white name tag UNOES EINHERJAR painted on its outer hull with the ship's emblem same as our berets and UNOE emblem painted in blue which was Earth inside laurel leaves.

The fans of laser sword-wielding Telekenisis users from my past life would definitely scream that it's basically a star destroyer.

20 percent of the length was occupied by 3 main and four secondary enormous chemical thrusters in its back while its nuclear plant inside it occupied almost a third of its length.

A bunch of sensor arrays could be found all over the ship.

It was armed with three ultra-heavy mass accelerator cannons on the ship's top, 90 double-barreled heavy laser canons, 360 flak batteries hidden all over the spaceship, and 100 nuclear torpedo silo pods inside the top of the spaceship between the mass accelerators and bridge.

Protected by an 800 mm nanocomposite armor belt and deflectors which the spaceships from the home defense fleet were currently equipping the ship also had everything the crew needed from barracks and armories, medbay, relaxation zones to a hangar bay.

That stored 72 space fighters, 36 space bombers, a whole marine division with enough gunships to orbital drop them at once, and a battalion of mechs.

This bad boy was basically armed to the teeth.

The battleship quietly floated in an artificial gravity-free zone which was big enough for seven more while soldiers and scientists went around as they did their job on the large dock next to it.

I wasn't surprised that much since I designed it myself but Aurora on the other hand was completely dumbfounded after all this was the biggest warship she has ever seen even the Xenos didn't have a spaceship that big.

"XO close that mouth of yours unless you want to swallow a fly and assemble the crew in front of the spaceship!"

I said as I did Aurora snapped to attention.

"Yes, sir!"

After Aurora replied, she took out her military-grade phone and after pressing a few times on her holographic screen, she spoke.

"Attention crew of UNOES EINHERJAR this is you're XO speaking, immediately gather at the dock, I repeat, immediately gather at the dock!"

Aurora's voice resounded in every corner of the hangar as it did I started a timer.

According to the minimum requirements of the Navy, after the assembly order is issued, the time for all personnel to arrive should not be longer than 10 minutes.

However, 10 minutes is not slow by any means, after all, this is a hangar big enough to fight 8 battleships, so without a vehicle, It will take you at least a few hours to run directly from one end to the other.

So under these conditions, the crew's dormitories were built next to their ship, otherwise, they couldn't even gather within an hour.

About 50 seconds later, all the personnel who were already on the dock had assembled.

Four minutes later, a large number of people ran into the dock from the inner area.

8 minutes later, Aurora turned towards me and gave her report.

"Captain, all the 47000 personnel out of 50000 except those who came with us are present."

Tch! It seems like Lilith and her lackeys need thorough discipline training!

I thought as for a moment the image of hell itself flashed in my eyes, after all, I was labeled as the drill sergeant who crawled out from hell to torment them by the conscripts that I had in the hundreds over my military career before the world war 3 happened.

After glancing through the crowd standing at ease in a neat formation I took out my phone and adjusted the voice amplification programs settings.

"ATTENTION!"

Following my command everyone snapped to attention at once and just from this I could see that all of them were handpicked veterans in fact in my eyes the aura that they radiated was the kind only a soldier who has seen combat could.

"I am Captain Dracula Von Death a graduate of the 48 batch of fleet academies fleet command major, I am 18 years old and as of today the commander of UNOES EINHERJAR"

Silence utter silence because of what I said, the officers and soldiers couldn't accept it.

18 years old? Captain? The commander of a cutting-edge battleship which is humanity's hope? What kind of nonsense is this?! Did those c*nts with stick-up their asses completely lose it? Humanity is losing the war and they are sending a young master to command the warship that was the last ditch effort to change the course of the war?!

"Wait a minute! You're, you're that Dracula Von Death?!"

An officer standing at the front cried out while pointing his trembling finger from excitement after remembering the contents of his daughter's graduation ceremony live translation.

"Yep, the one and only!"

Those who knew of the terror of the academy thx to their wives, husbands, and children working and studying inside the fleet academy collectively sucked a mouthful of cold air.

As for those who didn't know well they got quickly educated by their colleagues.

"What not even the dean the teacher of our god of war himself is a match for him?!"

"Wiped the floor with Karl who is the current most promising officer?!"

"Got adopted by the marshal?!"

"Wait what you're saying that the guy isn't only a terror in war but also a terror in science?!

Those technicians and engineers who somehow figured out that I was the one who developed most of the technology used in the construction of Einherjar spread the news like crazy lunatics causing others to start doubting life as they looked at me in a daze.

Seeing that the soldier's brains were about to be overloaded I decided to dismiss them after all it was about time I paid a visit to that guy.

"Everyone is dismissed return to you're posts and wait for further orders!"

"Yes, sir!"

The soldiers answered as they did they started scattering in all directions.

"Alright you go do you're shit, Ill visit the head of research"

I said as I tucked my right tattooed scarred hand into my pants pocket and retrieved the two data chips containing all the blueprints of the two technologies from the system.

Soon after, I entered the section specially reserved for the R&D department, and as you could guess it was packed full of blad ones and white-haired ones in white research coats who were busy doing all manners of research.

I navigated through the scientists until I found an old man in his seventies.

"Profesor Reed I'm the new commander of Einherjar but you might know me better as the one who sent you all those blueprints"

I said as I extended my hand for the old man to shake who after staring at me for quite some time spat out only a few words.

"You're too young don't pretend to be him"

Seeing the man's reaction I took out my phone and after a few taps inserted it back into my right thighs pocket.

"I gave you the authorization to see my information"

Hearing this the man only raised his eyebrow but soon his phone started beeping as it did he took it out and after seeing that he really did get the authorization to see who was the developer of those technologies he immediately did.

"You're really him?"

The man asked as he repeatedly glanced back at me and my holographic photo because he just couldn't believe that I was that young!

"Yep and this is something I came up with recently"

I said as I took out the two data chips that Marcus took and after walking to a terminal plugged them in.

As he started reading through them at first he didn't show any change in his expression because he thought that at most it will be at the level of artificial gravity but the more he read the redder his face became and by the end of it he was breathing like a wild beast.

Then he was done skimping through the first chip he inserted the other one and once he was done he could barely stand.

Marcus only shot me a glance but it made me subconsciously tuck in my asscheeks because his gaze was just too weird it felt like he was on aphrodisiac and I was a defenseless weak girl that he will pounce on at any moment.

But contrary to my fears he just picked up his phone with his trembling hands and dialed up Marshal.

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