Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” “Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.
Inheritor
Editor: Pranav
My memories were missing more parts than I had expected, and since I didn't even have anything possibly related to Cher in my logs, then it probably wasn't anything good. It was likely to have been something I intentionally forgot of my own volition.
"…How do you feel, suddenly becoming a daddy? Are you delighted?"
"It's a very complex feeling. Also, if you keep intentionally misusing certain words like daddy, I shall make you into the ammunition for the next test firing of the new cannon in the experimental laboratory."
I smiled and nodded as I accepted Harloys' taunt, before threatening her right afterwards.
However, she seemed to not care about this punishment at all, which made me realize that such a common punishment wouldn't be able to scare her. Wait a moment, who would use stuffing someone into a cannon and firing them off as a common punishment anyways?
"Beifeng—"
"I shall pay extra attention that it shall never happen again."