In an endless void, a lone sphere of light can be seen floating by itself, somehow giving the impression of being confused and in a daze despite not having a body to express with.
Suddenly, in a blinding flash of light, the orb of light found itself no longer in the Void, but in a beautiful garden, sitting in a luxurious chair across from a well dressed young man.
Before the orb of light could even gather its wits about itself, the young man observed it, calmly taking a sip from his tea cup before setting down and speaking.
"You are confused, understandable. But I do not care enough to answer them and walk you through things. Long story short, I am a ROB and am short on good Karma."
"To earn some, I decided to pick a random soul from Limbo, in this case you, to give them a new life with their memories intact and five things they always wanted."
"I will not explain anything more as I already know what you want. Now, off you go. Enjoy your new life and your Gifts."
With that, the man snapped his fingers and the orb of light found himself waking up in the body of a newborn baby, and a migraine to end all migraines.
Once the pain past from assimilating all the knowledge of the Gifts gifted, the now baby boy could only think one thing before passing out from shock and mental stress.
'At least ROB let me skip the birthing part…'