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Diaosi Taoist priest

DaoistgtGqVM · แฟนตาซี
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Chapter 182 Strange

I fiddled with it in my crotch for a long time, but I still couldn't pull the ring out. ***... The sewing was too tight last time!

Actually, you don't have to take out the ring to take out things. Since the sewing is too tight, just use the rope.

Even at night, there were some weak lights around the antiques, so the bitch saw this scene... Under the dim light, I pulled out a long thing from my crotch bit by bit, which was three or four meters long... The bitch swallowed, looked at his crotch, and looked at me with admiration.

As soon as I saw his dead look, I knew that I must be thinking wrongly! But I wasn't going to explain, so I took out a rope more than three meters long and rushed towards my grandma! At the same time, he said to the bitch: "Come here and help me! Tie up your grandma!"

"No, big brother! Grandma is too strong! I'm afraid she won't be able to tie her up!"

"Stop talking nonsense, I can tie her up if I can! You take the rope and let's go around her in a circle!"

So the two of us started to circle around grandma... Because she liked the bitch very much, so when we were spinning around, grandma also chased the bitch around, and finally tied up the bitch for some unknown reason. ! ! At this time, grandma had already walked around the bitch. Although she didn't have a chin, I don't know if it was an illusion. I seemed to hear a sound...Yo Xi.

I quickly kicked 'Grandma' on the waist! Kick her aside! Then he quickly got the rope off the bitch. Why is this guy doing so much harm to me? How did the rope get wrapped around him? ! I really had no choice but to take the rope alone and rush towards my grandma! Kick her in the crook of the leg! Unsteady, she knelt on the ground.

Then with the help of the bitch, we finally tied up the 'grandmother'! !

The bitch sat on the ground without any image and gasped for air. While panting, he said: "Brother, can this rope of yours tie up grandma? No, I have to stay away from her, otherwise the rope will break later. I feel so happy."

"It should be no problem." I just tried the rope. This rope is very strong. Maybe in the silver space ring, this rope is just an ordinary rope and the dagger is just an ordinary dagger. But when it comes to me, it has changed. It became a treasure, an artifact.

The bitch took a few more breaths and asked: "Brother, what should I do with my grandma? I have to find a way to deal with her! Is she burned?"

"No." I shook my head and said, "I heard that this wet corpse was discovered by an archaeological team. It is only temporarily stored in the museum and will be taken away in a few days. And since ancient times, wet corpses have rarely appeared. This is an antiquities of great research value, no less than those well-preserved antiques, so we cannot burn her. The only way now is to contact the archaeological team as soon as possible and ask them where they found the wet corpse, and then Let's go over and check for clues to see why the wet corpse can stand up without being aroused! And the body is still so hard! I have never heard of this kind of corpse..."

In fact, it would be easier if this corpse could be destroyed. I could burn her to death directly with the Hidden Fire Energy, or I could cut her into pieces with a dagger. No matter how hard her bones are, she can't stop my sharp dagger! !

"Well, that's all we can do! What should we do now?"

"Now..." I thought for a moment and said, "You look after your grandma here. I'll go home and get some hemp rope to tie her up tightly." The reason why I wanted to go home was because of Xu Xiaoling She's still waiting for me, and it's almost midnight now. I know that if I don't go all night, she will wait for me all night, so I want to let her sleep first while I go home to get the rope.

Of course, you can also make a phone call, but I have to go back to get the hemp rope, so I'd better tell her in person.

The bitch said with tears in his eyes: "Brother, don't leave! What if my grandma jumps up again after you leave? I can't stop her!"

As I stepped on my grandmother, I frowned secretly. The bitch was right. What if the rope is not strong and my grandmother breaks free? After careful consideration, I decided not to go back! Judging from yesterday's situation, the wet corpse will not move during the day, and I don't know why.

I guess if she keeps fussing for a while, she won't bother anymore.

So I asked the bitch to step on his grandma's breasts, and I went to the side and called Xu Xiaoling. The call was answered quickly, and it was obvious that she had been waiting for me with her phone in hand. She asked: "Xiaolong, are you done?"

"No, it's a little troublesome, but it doesn't matter. Ningrou, you go to sleep first. I have to stay in the museum for the time being and look at this body. Don't worry, there won't be any danger. You know I'm very skilled. Come tomorrow You can see me when you go to work, be good, go to sleep."

"Well, okay then, you must be careful." Xu Xiaoling warned.

I smiled: "I know, go to sleep."

After hanging up the phone, the bitch complained: "If I had known I wouldn't have come to see you, this is so good. I almost had my chin broken off by my grandma. Why am I holding my back like this? Hey, hey, hey, hey~" Bitch The man sang hard

One sentence.

"If you are sleepy, go back to sleep first. I can just stay here and watch. Anyway, Taoism is useless to your grandma, so you can keep it or not."

"You're kidding! I'm the most loyal!"

"Really? Then who shouted for grandma to come to me just now?"

"Um...brother, don't I have confidence in your skills? Facts have proved that it is indeed the case. You tied up Grandma in a few seconds. If I were here by myself, I would probably have to run away. "

Grandma struggled for more than two hours, and finally gradually stopped moving. At around two o'clock in the middle of the night, she regained the appearance of a dead body and remained motionless.

I stepped on it for more than two hours. Because I had to step hard, otherwise she would jump up, so I felt very tired and my legs were numb.

  ......

At dawn, Xu Xiaoling came to the museum early and brought me two pieces of jam bread, two fried eggs and some nutritious porridge in a lunch box. They were all made by her. Since she didn't know that the bitch was here, she just Brought one serving. Then... I didn't even get a bite of this loving breakfast, and it was all eaten by this bitch... After eating, I complained back: "The porridge is too sweet, I need to improve it next time."

I almost kicked him to death! It doesn't taste good... Who told you to drink it? !

Xu Xiaoling had a good temper, smiled and said, "Okay, next time I make breakfast, I'll ask you to taste it together."

"Brother, you see how good Sister Xiaoling is, you should treat her more..." The bitch closed his mouth. Because I looked at him with a look that could kill someone, and if he doesn't shut up, I promise to give him a few kicks right away!

The body had been put back in its original position, and the museum director rushed over not long after. Since he knew that I was Xu Xiaoling's boyfriend, this time... I told him that the bitch was the Taoist priest who came to help last night.

Although there is surveillance video in the museum, when we took action last night, we had turned off the surveillance video. So no one can know my ghostly speed.

The curator was a middle-aged man in his forties with a Chinese character. He asked the bitch: "Taoist priest, is there nothing wrong with this corpse?"

The bitch wiped the rice grains from his mouth, pretended to be a master in an instant, and said slowly: "Infinite Heavenly Lord, there is something seriously wrong with this female corpse. For example, last night, this corpse jumped up! She used it at that time With one move, this Foshan Shadowless Kick, all I could see was the shadow of my legs all over the sky. But it didn't matter. I smiled calmly, and with a burst of infuriating energy from my bladder, I used a move of Turtle Style Qigong! I knocked her down directly. The ground..." As he said this, the bitch made two gestures.

Of course the museum director also knew that the bitch was a braggart, after all, his description was too exaggerated. The director of the museum said: "Well... Taoist priest, I just want to know one thing now. Has this corpse been taken care of? Is she not going to harm anyone again?"

"Infinite Heavenly Lord." The bitch knotted his sword fingers and said: "This corpse has only been temporarily subdued. It will be erect tonight. If you don't believe it, the curator can stay and take a look. In fact, this corpse is very weird. I hope the curator will contact the archaeological team as soon as possible. I want to know where the body was found, and then observe the topography, topography and Feng Shui pattern to deduce the method of subduing the body. In fact, there is another The simple method is to burn the body and it will be over."

"I'm afraid this won't work." The curator said: "This wet corpse is well preserved and is of great research value. It is absolutely impossible to burn it. Let me contact the people from the archaeological team and ask them to come over and ask Where was this body found?"

  ......

After making a call, the archaeological team said they would only come in the afternoon.

Xu Xiaoling and I came to her office. She was about to hug me, but I took a step back: "No, Ningrou, my clothes are very dirty. I fought with the wet corpse for several hours last night, and there are some close ones." With distance, who knows what germs she has on her body, so don't hug me for the time being."

"Well, then you go home, take a shower and change clothes." She said softly.

I nodded: "Yeah, that's fine. By the way, isn't the eldest sister back yet?"

"Yes, before I left last time, I said that I would give my eldest sister half a month's leave and let her go home to spend time with the children. It's been half a month now... maybe something at home has delayed it?"

I thought for a while and said, "Based on Sister's temperament, she shouldn't come back late. In that case, something might have happened to her family. After I finish dealing with the wet corpse, I'll go to her house to have a look."

"Okay, the day after tomorrow is Saturday, let's go together."

"Yeah." I nodded: "Then I'll go back to take a shower and change clothes first, and I'll have to negotiate with the archaeological team in the afternoon. You call your mother and ask the fox demon to come and accompany you, because the wet corpse may not be there anytime soon. So I jumped up, it's safer to let her protect you here, and I can leave with peace of mind."