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Bugs Bunny and Avicii Aardvark

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7 Chs

Porky Pig goes to the Library.

Meanwhile, Porky Pig was going to the Library to get a book.

"G-g-gee," said Porky Pig with the Stutter. "It sure is bibidi bibidi boring here.... I bet bibidi bibidi Bugs Bunny Must of lost him way to Albuquerque... Bibidi bibidi but He ended up in j-j-ami- bibidi bibidi mi Jamaican Island. But luckily I have a P-p-p-passport."

"Hiya, Porky ol' pal," said Daffy Duck. "I see you got another passport, right?"

"Eh ye-ye-yeah-ye-ye oh Sure, Daffy Duck," said Porky Pig. "But I am n-n-not letting you t-t-t-take it! You have d-d-d-destroyed my passport for m-m-m-many years! Just leave me Alone you s-s-s-screwy Duck."

Porky was angry with Daffy Duck for destroying his passport on purpose...

It's true, Daffy Duck was a very Naughty Duck... He made Poor Porky Pig pay the price even if Porky Pig was innocent. For many years he made Poor Porky Pig take the Blame for what Daffy Duck did was wrong... For many years poor Porky Pig took the Punishment he doesn't deserve... He decided he had enough...

"But, Porky Pig," Daffy tried to Explain.

"N-n-n-no buts, Daffy!" Said Porky angrily. "I have taken the Bibid bidibidi blame and punishments for Far too long ever say, Every Week, Every Month and Every -yy-y-y-y-Year! That's all I can take... I can't t-t-t-t-take it anymore!"

Porky remember he already filed a restraining order Against Daffy Duck behind Daffy's Back. Of course with the Help of Avicii Aardvark.

"Th-th-th-th-this friendship is Over, Daffy.... You never cared about anyone but yourself! Because.... you are a d-d-d-despicable Stinker! And you s-s-s-stink! So goodbye! And G-g-g-g-get out of my life!"

Porky Pig stormed off in anger... Daffy felt confused and Hurt.... No one ever said this to Daffy Duck before....

"Well, fine! Go on! Storm off in Anger! See if I care!"

Actually, Daffy Duck deserves a Restraining order for many bad things had had done... He never cared about anyone but himself, for he was Narcissistic and Greedy.

Finally it's payback time after all the abuse Porky Pig went through...

Porky Pig doesn't like filing a restraining order, but it's for the best to Teach Daffy Duck a Lesson.

"Forget th-th-that Screwball Duck... Time to go to an-n-n-nother Library."

This Time, he went to the different Library. But little did he know, It was a Llama Library owned by a Llama named Luigi Llama, A.K.A. Llama Luigi.

When Porky Pig enters the Library, He Saw A Charming Brown Llama named Luigi was working at the Library.

"Ay! Buenos Dias, Señor Cerdo," said the Friendly Llama. "Bienvenidos a la Biblioteca de Llama Luigi. Soy Luigi Llama ¿Cómo puedo ayudarles? How can I help you, Señor Cerdo?"

"Hey, Mr. Llama," said Porky Pig. "I was just wondering if you have a Book I can read."

"El Libro, no?" said Luigi. "Pero, por supuesto, ¿qué libro te gustaría tomar prestado? Which book would you like, señor?"

"I'm n-n-n-not s-s-s-sure yet..." Said Porky Pig.... "B-b-b-b-but I do need a new Library Card anyway... May I get one, Mr. Llama?"

"Por Supuesto," said Luigi. "Let me tomar una foto con una cámara. Take a photo with a Camera."

"W-w-w-what, you're bibidi bibidi bilingual?" Asked Porky Pig. " You speak English and Sp-sp-sp-spanish at the Same Time?"

"Si, señor Cerdo, yes Mr. Pig," said Luigi. "And Señor Pepé Le Pew is Bilingual, too, speaking English and French at the Same time.... I Speak Spanglish, Speaking English and Spanish at the Same time. ¡Ya visto, ya oído, ya hablado! Al mismo tiempo! Already seen, Already Heard, Already Spoken at the Same time."

"I s-s-s-see," said Porky Pig. "Have you seen My Friend Bugs Bunny? He. He has been Gone For weeks."

"Oh, El Señor Conejo, no?" Said Luigi. "¡Holy Ensalada de Taco! ¡Nunca visto, Nunca escuchado, Nunca hablado! I have never heard of El Señor Conejo before.... ¿Qué aspecto tenía? Descríbalo, por favor."

"Well," said Porky. "He has Long Floppy Ears, and bibidibi buck teeth, and bibidibidi white feet, uh... White gloves, and Whiskers, and.... Um... He always Munch on the Carrots and says, 'eh, What's up, Doc?', 'Ain't I a Stinker?', 'of course you know, this means War' or s-s-s-something like that...."

"Lo siento, Señor Cerdo," said Luigi. "Never heard of him... Gracias."

Porky Pig has nothing left to Say, he Eventually Paid the money to the Llama and got his Library card anyway...

So Porky Pig was Looking for a Book to do the Research on...

"Wh-wh-wh-what's that Smell from th-th-th-th-this Llama Breath... He has got bibidi bibidi bad breath."

"Lo Siento, señor Cerdo," said Luigi. "I will brush my teeth."

Later, Porky Pig Sit at a Table, then he Saw an Aardvark walk into the Library as Well...

"Aye Ajapa, Mon," said Avicii. "That Seagull was driving me Crazy, Mon..."

"Buenos días a usted, Sr. Oso Hormiguero, bienvenido a la Biblioteca de Luigi Llama. ¿Cómo puedo ayudarte en algo?" Said Luigi to Avicii.

"Aye Ajapa, Mon," said Avicii Aardvark. "What is wid duh Spanish, Mon?"

"Disculpe, Señor," said Luigi. " I am a Llama, Si? And I am from Peru, Amigo, SI? ANYWAYS, how many I help you, Amigo?"

"I got a Passport, Mon," Said Avicii. He shows the Passport to Luigi.

"Ah, Esta Bien," said Luigi. "El Paseporte, No? Esta Bien, Amigo, Welcome to El Albuquerque, Amigo."

"Aye Ajapa, Mon," said Avicii. "So did is Albuquerque dat Rabbit wuz Talking Abuht, Mon."

"Si, Amigo," said Luigi. "En El new Mexico. El Señor Conejo Bugs Bunny was en Jamaica, No?"

"Dat is right, Mon," said Avicii Aardvark. "He is Stuck in Jamaica Until I return Jamaica."

"Esta Bien," said Luigi.

"How Cum you look like Pepé Le Pew, Mon?" Asked Avicii.

"Well, Amigo," said Luigi. "Pepé Le Pew was very Charming, Amigo, But I am 10 times more charming compare to him...."

Luigi could not help but to talk... The more he talked, The Odor comes out of his Mouth...

Luigi Llama was Pepé Le Pew 's Llama Counterpart.... Of Course, Luigi has very bad Breath. His breath stinks so bad that Every runs Away from him....

However, Luigi was a Kind hearted Llama despite his bad breath.