Avicii 's Tale about Fluoride Fox

Later... Avicii left the Library, but Porky Pig is Curious to know where he is going....

Later... Porky Pig met up with Avicii Aardvark...

Avicii Aardvark, who is sitting at the Table reading the book, saw Porky Pig Approaching, "Ello, Porky Pig, good to see you, Mon."

"Hello, Avicii Aardvark," said Porky Pig.

"How Uh yuh, Mon?" Said Avicii.

"I'm doing g-g-g-good, thank you." Said Porky Pig. "And you?"

"I'm doing good, Mon," said Avicii. "Dank yuh, Mon... Now, Cun I help yuh wid Anyding?"

"M-m-m-many I sit with you?" Said Porky.

"Shure, Mon," said Avicii. "I dun't mind. Have a Seat."

Porky Pig sat at the other side of where Avicii is sitting.

"So, Avicii," said Porky Pig. "Where's my friend B-b-b-b-b-Bugs Bunny?"

"Aye Ajapa, Mon," said Avicii. "I left him in Jamaica. He duz not know where Albuquerque is, Mon."

"Oh, I see," said Porky Pig. "So where are we?"

"In Albuquerque," said Avicii. "We ah in Albuquerque, Mon."

"That's where bibidibidi Bugs Bunny is supposed to meet me weeks ago."

"Ah, don't worry about him, Mon," said Avicii. "I made sure he is stuck in Jamaica. I was testing him to see if he can survive Jamaica or not..."

"What?" Porky Pig looked shocked. "Good thing I have a Passport to Rescue bibidibibi Bugs Bunny."

But Before Porky Pig does, Bugs Bunny eventually appeared out of the Burrow just in time...

"Finally," said Bugs Bunny. "I made it to Albuquerque! And finally, I found You, Avicii! What's the big idea giving me a concussion, you Awful Aardvark?"

"Ah," said Avicii. "It's a big test, Mon. And you managed to escape Jamaica Mon.... Well done, yuh passed de test, Mon."

Bugs Bunny looked confused.

Avicii gave him a long explanation. He explained the whole situation to Porky as well.

"Wait," said Porky. "You mean you know where Albuquerque is?"

"Yup, yup, yup," said Avicii. "I did daresearch, Mon. I studied da map, I studied patience, and private investigation, etc. I even researched trickery and how to play tricks on humans, too."

"Wait... You mean.... You have been playing tricks on the humans as well?"

"Yup, yup, yup, Mon," said Avicii. "I was da greatest storyteller as well, Mon. A Champion Storyteller, because I researched almost anything no mattuh what it means.... Den I putted puzzuh pieces together."

Eventually, After Avicii finished his explanation.

"Say, Avicii," said Bugs Bunny. "Maybe you ain't so bad After All."

"Don't be silly, Mon," said Avicii. "I am still de Awful Aardvark... But I have a story to tell."

"Story time?" Said Bugs Bunny. "I love Storytime."

"Me too," said Porky Pig.

"Come on, Avicii," said Bugs Bunny. "Tell us the Story."

"Well.... I will tell you a Story..." Said Avicii. "The Story is about the Trickster Fox named Fluoride Fox."

"Fluoride Fox?" Asked Porky Pig.

"Yep," said Avicii Aardvark. "He is a Cunning Dentist who is a complete Stinker... He is a Karmic Trickster... He claims dat he can make the people's teeth good as New... But instead, he destroyed the People's teeth on de inside and their teeth doesn't grow anymore. And dat is how Fluoride Fox got away with destroying people's teeth."

Bugs and Porky was shocked...

"But Luckily," said Avicii. "It's just a Story... But does who worshipped Fluoride will be betrayed by Fluoride."

That frightened Bugs and Porky a lot.

"Wow," said Bugs Bunny. "No wonder the Fox is a Stinker."

"Dat is why I used Fluoride Free Toothpaste.... I know it is hard to believe, but you will understand later..."

"Nut to mention," said Avicii Aardvark. "Technology is poison... Humans used technology to worship each other and themselves, Mon. Technology is de same as Graven Images and Idol worshipping, humans created Technology as Idol worshipping."

"How did you know that?" Asked Porky Pig.

"I am a private detective, Mon." Said Avicii. "I know it is hard to believe, Mon, but let me alone investigate."

"How are you going to do that, Doc?" Asked Bugs Bunny.

"Well, I have a keen sense of Smell, said Avicii. "I can use my Nose to sniff for clues. Call me a conspiracy deorist all yuh want, Mon, but I will prove all of you wrong, Mon,"

"Who told you you were a conspiracy theorist, Avicii?" Asked Bugs Bunny. "We will help you investigate for clues."

"Yeah, Avicii," said Porky. "Just l-l-l-like how the Scoob-b-b-by gang does private investigation as well."

"First, do da research," said Avicii. "Den, do investigation, Mon. Dat is all... Now if you will excuse me, I have got private investigation tuh do."

Then Avicii left to do the Private investigation... He has practice private investigation since he was a Cub.... Like how the Scooby Doo gang did...

"What happened to Daffy, Porky," asked Bugs Bunny.

"I filed a restraining order ag-g-g-gainst him," said Porky. "T-t-t-that Duck is driving me c-c-c-c-crazy lately."

"Come on," said Bugs. "We gotta find Daffy and bring him back."