P1: Straight things Homies do with their homies

Friday night arrived Taehyung and Jung Kook gathered at their favorite's homie place, also because this meant they wouldn't have to clean the place next morning.

The blonde, Taehyung, was leaning his head on the brunette's broad shoulders, SeokJin, whilst his left leg dangled freely over the ravennete's thick thigh, Jungkook, on the comfortable sofa.

An old movie played on the big screen, which is mostly used to play games, the speakers at their maximum volumen.

The blonde rubbed his head on his friend's shoulder seeking some warmth as the night was cold.

That might as well being as excuse as the heat in the whole place was on.

The brunette wrapped his arm around his thin waist, smiling, eyes on the big screen.

On the meantime the ravennete rubbed Taehyung's thigh up and down as the scenes on the screen became hotter.

"Wow! He's eating her alive" the brunette laughed at Jungkook's loud interjection.

"He's just kissing her, if he were eating her then it wouldn't be an all ages movie" the brunette added with the corners of his lips curled upwards.

"What do you mean he's not? He's leaving her breathless. See!!" Jungkook stated, aiming at the screen staring straight up at the brunette, knitting his eyebrows in disbelief.

"STILL!" SeokJin tried to make his point clear.

"EATING HER IS SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT, Buddy!"

"Have you ever kissed someone?" Not really asking just trying to state a fact.

"Yeah... I, I kiss my dog every day." The bunny-like boy answered even tho he shouldn't have to.

"No that kind of kissing... Hold up? How do you kiss your dog?" Now this picked up SeokJin's interests whilst Taehyung observed silently trying to avoid the question being thrown at him.

"Like this" Leaning towards the blonde, planting a tiny little peck on Taehyung's heart shaped lips, almost like a petal rubbing on them delicately.

"Uh...? That's a peck, bro. You can't call that a kiss." The brunnete felt his knowledge insulted.

"THIS is a kiss" he grabbed the blonde's chin making him turn towards him, soon closing the gap.

Diving in for a taste of those sweet strawberry lips, nibbling on them gently whilst Jungkook's jaw dropped to the floor utterly perplex.

The blonde gasped for air, clinging onto the man's shirt, his head barely registering whatever was going on, whilst the man pushed his tongue inside his juicious carvern, savoring every corner within.

"Hey!!! Stop! You're eating him alive!" The younger pushed SeokJin away to stare at the whining boy in concern. "You ok, buddy?" Asking to Taehyung who just nodded catching up his breath.

"I wasn't eating him alive, I was showing you what's a kiss, a kiss includes lips and tongue movement in synch" Staring a panting Taehyung whose realization just hit him.

The blonde stared between the two of them in disbelief, even worst, realizing he was just used like studio material, not liking it at all.

"You just kissed me without my permission, arse!" Finding his voice he yelled at the brunette's face.

"Oops, my bad. He pecked your lips and you didn't complaint. So I thought you didn't have any problem with it" SeokJin smiled a bit ashamed, yet his voice remained as confident as ever.

"You didn't give me time to react." Taehyung pushed his chest making him stumble on the sofa.

"C'mon! We are homies, it's normal." SeokJin said getting up from the cushion, whilst Jungkook pondered his words briefly, the blonde digging glares on his skull.

"Hold up, so we can kiss our homies?" The bunny-like-boy asked, his inquisitive self needing an answer.

"If they want to and don't complain, we can." Leveling a glare as intense as the blonde was giving him.

"Cool!!! Then can you teach me how to kiss, right hyung?" The younger asked eagerly at the older who was into a staring contest with Taehyung.

"Ask Tae, he didn't mind you 'kissing' him the first time" Seokjin smiled daring Taehyung with every word he spoke.

"I- I didn't say that" He stomped down his feet avoiding their stares on him.

"So you disliked it?" The younger looked down apologetically, eyes brimming with tears feeling rejected.

"That's not fair, you don't have to pull up that card." Taehyung spoke gently, wrapping his arms around the younger almost reassuring him.

"Also Jin is the one who knows how 'kissing' works" smiling smugly, the fire challenging of his warm gaze triggering the older.

"I feel judged. Kissing is not science and you kissed me back as much as I did so don't play coy with me, young man" Seokjin defended himself from Taehyung's accusatory glace.

"You don't have say that! I'm not a ho3 like you! I'm a straight guy" the blonde whined patting Jungkook's back, whilst SeokJin stared at him with a blank expression, and Jungkook's mind was running a mile per second.

"Did someone bring up your sexuality into the convo? None did." He said bluntly, reaching to pat Jungkook's head.

"Kissing a guy doesn't make you gay, however enjoying the kiss..." he threw that with a hint of mischief in his voice, as the corner of his lip rose up.

"Hush, cretin!" Glaring at the older. "I can teach you, Kookie, but let's make it clear, I didn't enjoy kissing that mummy over there." It came out as cold as wanted it to, yet it might've been so as to convice himself.

"I'm just doing this to help a friend out" cupping Jungkook's cheeks, SeokJin staring at them intently.

"Yeah, sure. Just because you're a kindred soul whose loves to lend a helping hand at hard times." The sharp edge in the brunette's voice as cold as ice.

"Could you shut up before I rip that mouth of yours?" Taehyung and Jungkook swept their heads to face a grinning SeokJin.

"If you're gonna use your lips for that matter I wouldn't mind." He winked at Taehyung shamelessly.

The ravennete nodded, laughing

" C'mere, bun!" calling the younger to come closer trying to ignore SeokJin.

He faced the blonde with hopeful eyes, eager to learn.

They leaned closer as the blonde stole his lips in a soft kiss, caressing his cheeks almost afraid to break the younger.

"Awww, I didn't know you could be gentle." SeokJin couldn't keep his mouth shut, his teasing self needed to pick up at Taehyung to get him riled up.

He kept on kissing the younger delicately, allowing him to match his pace whilst he gave the finger at Jin.

The older cackled and pulled out his mobile to record them as revenge.

"This is straight shít dudes do with their homies when left alone. Ain't it the cutest scene?" Narrating, phone in hand.

"Just look at how invested they are into it, mmm, don't eat bread in from of the poor. We also get cravings" he kept on babbling enjoying the sight.

They pulled away from each other as the younger needed air.

"Stop recording, fool." Tae tried to snatch the mobile from Jin's hands.

"Gimme a good reason to." Testing the blonde.

"Your gf is gonna see what you do when we watch movies at night" He lifted the mobile up.

"You won't post crap if I take that phone from your hands." He roared, eyes focused on the jester in from of him.

He jumped on the older like a tiger pouncing on his prey in less than 1 second.

"Hey! My phone!" Seokjin winced, as it landed on his side, out of his reach with the blonde straddling his hips to keep him in place, eyes narrowed fiercely piercing him.

"Me or the phone." He roared, unwilling to back down now he came this far.

"Do you really need to ask?" A soft mirthful smile danced on the older lips, gripping the younger's hips.

He pulled him by his collar, crashing his plush cherry lips on his sweet strawberry ones.

The blonde gave in, clutching the back of his hair, nibbling on his nether lip.

"Is this still a straight kiss?" Jungkook pondered as he witnessed everything carefully, analyzing their actions.

Muffled moans from their lips was the only answer he got, not like he was awaiting for one either.

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