WE ARE FRIENDS

  ' Jamie POV'

" and Roman reigns went after Brock Lesnar, oh my god, why is Brock Lesnar carrying a chair, don't tell me he's about to hit Roman reigns, Roman reigns needs to avoid that attack, but , I don't think he can, oh Superman punch, I don't know why Roman reigns is on fire tonight, maybe it's because Brock Lesnar insulted the bloodline......."

" wait...wait...my neck is paining me" I caught Euphoria off, she stare at me, I push Daniela away from my body.

These girls are planning to kill me before my time.

" Jamie, you're not even strong" Daniela told me.

I agree, who will be leaving in the same house with these two friends of mine and still survive.

" am hungry, any food?" I told them,

Daniela was the first to stand up from the floor where she was sitting.

Euphoria is a stud ( girls that behave like boys), while Daniela is a stubborn girl, she behaves like a maniac sometimes.

Daniela is crazy while Euphoria is a psychopath, together both are  ' CRAZY PSYCHOPATHS '

" nope" Euphoria said, she adjusted the jacket which she was putting on.

" Jamie take us out for lunch na" she said.

I gave her an eye roll

Like seriously?

" am not doing that" I told them point blank.

Daniela walked over to me and gave me that puppy look which am not planning on falling for.

" please" both pleaded giving me the look.

" NO" I said framly.

" please....." both continued.

Finally I gave in, that's just how my friends are they will bend me into doing their bidding.

Maybe I shouldn't have said anything about food.

Ah how frustrating.

" Yeeeeee" both screamed like kids, they literally dragged me out of the couch,out of the house into the car, with Euphoria driving.

Hold on, Euphoria is driving?

" Ahhhhh" I screamed out loud, my friends looked at me like I have gone crazy.

" what's the matter?" both asked.

" Euphoria is driving" I reminded Daniela, she too joined me in screaming.

"ahhhhhhhhhhh"

Euphoria is a lunatic fringe when it comes to driving, that girl drives like heaven is sure for her when we all know that she has a private jet that will take her straight to hell.

" this was all your fault" Daniela blamed me.

" how is it my fault?" I asked because I simply don't understand how this is my fault.

" why didn't you take the driver's seat?" she questioned.

" you practically pushed me into the back seat " I reminded her, she shut up instantly and began to pray to God for forgiveness.

Euphoria kept on driving like a maniac, honesty, I don't even know how someone like her can keep a relationship.

Maybe that's why, she's not into any, what am I even saying, none of us three are in any relationship.

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Later that night, Euphoria was playing video game with me, while Daniela was going through her laptop.

The place was quite except for the sound of the game.

Nobody said a word because everyone was busy.

We  Just kept the quietness going, the only thing that Unite us currently is the plate of fried chips.

" oh my gosh!" Daniela exclaimed, of course, Euphoria and I turned to look at her wondering what it was, she was completely buried in her laptop.

" what is it?" Euphoria thought it wise to ask her.

" check out this auction for a reality TV show called ' THE ROYALS '" she said, I stood up from the floor were I was sitting and join her on the bed.

" it's a housemate something" I proclaimed, she nod at me,

Out of nowhere, Euphoria took the laptop away from Daniela's grip.

" hey be careful" Daniela warned.

I simply stare at Euphoria as she read the article.

" it says here that the winner goes home with a whopping sum of fifty million Naira" she said with her eyes wide open,

I don't believe it, I reached and took the laptop away from her grip.

" Omo Na true oo" i said, it's unbelievable.

Daniela took back her laptop from my grip,

" so..." she dragged that word.

Okay, I know where this is heading, but I dare not say no, else these girls will murder me.

" fifty million Naira, of course we're going" Euphoria shouted, I had to give her a deadly stare just to remind her that it's late at night.

She became quite.

" I guess we can give it a go, but I don't have any guarantee that any of us is going to win" i told them the bitter reality before shoving a chip into my mouth.

I won't say I regreted it but the girls almost ate me whole.

" enemy of progress"

" bad belly"

" my village elders"

" the village demon"

" evil spirit"

Both of them went on and on raining insults on me,

Well am not taking back what I said.

" I just told you girls, so that no one will come and cry me a River later on" I directed that statement to Daniela and to prove my capability I stare at her while saying those words.

She shrugged her shoulders nonchalantly.

" and if I win, I will make sure you lick my floor clean"

Euphoria and I couldn't help but laugh at her statement.

" and if you lose, I will personally make sure you, lick his boxers" Euphoria said

" ewwwwww" Daniela said in disgust.

" hey while the ' eww' my boxer is more neat then yours"

I objected, then she spent the entire night giving me reasons why, hers' is better than mine.

Ah trust me, I gave it to her back to back, I can't just sit and watch her insult the masculine gender without defending our pride.

Euphoria simply left us, she just slept off.

I could confidentially tell you all that I lost the argument.

Daniela has it as a gift not to lose an argument.