Chapter 36 Internship?

My detention time was reduced for good behavior, even though I actually massaged Midnight's cerebellum and groomed our lovely principal into nirvana. Hell I almost feared for the integrity of my pants when Midnight-sensei went from a normal Ahegao to a Hard-gao releasing his pheromones like a riot truck, I almost suffocated from the smoke but I don't regret it! The 752 4k images of a shameless sensei are heavily guarded on my phone.

--Mineta would kill for this folder~ too bad... shall I send it to Shoto~?

Normal classes were a bore, after releasing or breaking the bottleneck of my eyes and getting used to their new state, everything became very boring, partial although reduced omni-knowledge gives me tacit knowledge of almost everything I see, so that attending classes became incredibly annoying.

I fiddle with my phone thinking about whether or not to send, the stuff full of zukulence to my good friend bi chromatic, even if he is an ice cube he has an eye for beauty, damn he is pickier than me, I admit I am a dog and my end zone is ridiculously wide, if old Endeavor hadn't taken me under his wing, most likely I would have become one of the greatest villains in the world… well I may still become one.

A few days ago Midoriya, Tokoyami, Uraraka, Tsuyu, Kirishima, me and others (except Bakugo and Shoto because they are impulsive jerks or because of the canon she is a bitch) we received our temporary hero licenses and in turn, some invitations for our extracurricular internships .

--Kurogane some agencies are interested in recruiting you, the same for you Tokoyami.

The Bat-chicken and I nodded before bumping our fists, we're not the best of friends but we have a slight rivalry, I took the papers from Eraeser's hands.

--Hawks? Ryukyu? Sir.NightEye ?! Kamui Woods? Captain Celebrity? Why did the Old Man send a letter?

Ignoring the letters from Celebrity's jerk, Kamui's weakling next to the old man's and focused on the truly important ones.

--Hawks, Ryukyu and NightEye…interesting~

I muttered as I lay back on the sofa ignoring the envious looks of the others, they didn't assault me with questions or the typical cliché emotional harassment of school anime since they know that I will kick them to the moon if they annoy me too much, just like Mineta who It is nailed to the ceiling.

--...eto...Yuuji-kun...

-- Yes ... Ochako-chan?

--Could you help us with something?

--Help us? Who else?

--Tsuyu-chan and I, Yuuji-kun…

--Okay~ martial arts or special techniques?

--Math…Yuuji-kun…

--Math?

I almost fell off the sofa hearing the request from my two classmates, they usually pester me to guide them on the path of bare-handed slaughter but now they want me to explain… math? I do not understand…

--Okay...? What part don't they understand?

--Thank you Yuuji-kun~ come here Tsuyu-chan~

Soon the two girls sat next to me placing their notes and doubts in front of me. I spent the next few hours explaining simple integrals, by part, and trigonometric substitutions as well as the primate technical memo method known as "one day I saw a little tailless cow wearing a uniform," though I started helping Ochako and Tsuyu by the end ending with Kaminari, Mina, Toru, Hanta, Sato and the French receiving my impromptu tutoring.

In the end I postponed my choice of internship.

***

--Hawks… nope~

Check the internet for information about the hero Hawks, he's basically a "troller" with wings, his record is impressive early graduation, full A's, automatic independent agency, top 10 in his first few years of work, basically the perfect pretty boy, too bad my memories differ from that, I have forgotten many things but I still remember that this guy is some kind of double or "triple" agent for the government or something, the feathered coal can kick you to Tartarus and you will help him sign the papers .

--Ryukyu and her beautiful legs.

Ryukyu professional heroine No. 9 in the ranking, beautiful, beautiful, elegant, noble and fair... apart from her physical and heroic abilities, I don't see anything that attracts my attention to working with her except her legs, being an agency almost specialized in giants and kaijus, it's not my comfort zone.

--Her legs are a national treasure but no... who am I kidding I'll be too enraptured in her legs that I won't be able to work.

I closed the navigation tabs for Hawks and Ryukyu, leaving only one page open.

--Sir. NightEye…

Former partner of All Might, boss of Mirio Togata, a support type hero who can calmly break the face of anyone and whenever, expert in martial arts and possessor of the "Foresight" or original Future Vision of this world, a good guy , a good hero, good boss and a great hero... pity he kicks the bucket.

--NightEye…huh?

Technically I have many things in similarity with Sir. NightEye… we are both seers, martial artists, and have a strong disdain for seaweed hair and All Might's failed ideology.

If I go to the agency of Sir. NightEye could get me in on the plot and shoot the bastard in the plague mask and his neo yakuza pawns… The loli? She is the waiffu of Mirio's Nudist and I don't play NTR because of what happened without seeing.

--The unicorn loli and Mirio?...Where the hell is the FBI?

***

Teacher's room.

--Aizawa-sensei…

--What's wrong Kurogane?

--I'm going with Sir's agency. NightEye.

--Night Eye...? Talk to Togata…he can take you.

--Hai~

***

--Nudist- I say Togata-senpai~

--Oh, the Ice boy.

--It's Kurogane, Kurogane Yuuji or Ymir...Togata-senpai.

--I see, so Ymir-kun what do you need?

I showed him the invitation letter and explained things to Tintin's muscular double and he just nodded with a big smile before raising and lowering his arms at high speed.

--Brilliant! Wait for me after school, I'll take you to see Sir.

--Thank you senpai, see you.

--Yeah.

I left the hyperactive nudist and headed over to the support workshops to ask Mei-chan for some supplies and tools.

Some time later, All Might's voice sounded through the school's speakers, it seems that the canon continues its course.

***

After school we ended up postponing the agency visit for a day as Midoriya joined us.

***

--So this is Sir's Agency?

--Yes, this is the agency but don't worry Sir is a good guy, he has a great sense of humor.

--Humor…huh?

--Yes, bringing a smile to people~ that's Sir's goal.

--Interesting~

Mirio and I talked the whole way while Midoriya was shaking in his boots.

--Oi, Seaweed Hair~ Don't worry, if Mirio can work here why can't you~

--You can say that... you were invited.

--Yes, Midoriya, Sir will surely accept you.

We both cheered for the trembling youth before we entered Sir's personal office. NightEye.

***

--Hahahahahahahahahaha~

A semi-naked blue-skinned girl was trapped in some kind of torture machine where a pair of mechanical hands tickled her all over, in front of her and with a remote control a tall, thin man dressed in an elegant gray suit, with teal hair streaked with blonde, golden-pupiled zampaku eyes under a pair of matching-colored rimmed glasses resting on a hooked nose, the hero who envisions the future Sir. NightEye.

--Hello ~ Sir !!!

--Oh... Mirio-kun, are these your friends?"

Sir watched us with his piercing violet eyes for a moment before raising an eyebrow when he saw me.

--Ymir-kun...right?"

--Yes, sir. NightEye… I look forward to working with you.

--Okay… sign this form and welcome aboard.

--Thank you, sir.

I quickly signed the form and returned it to Sir, before Sir frowned upon seeing Midoriya.

--You are…?

--Midoriya Izuku-des!

Izuku imitated All Might's face with all his might, making Sir frown even more, Mirio, Bubble Gril who escaped at some point from the machine and I took a couple of steps back when we saw Sir's annoyed face.

--Do you want to work here?

--Yes, sir.

--No.

--Sir!

Mirio interceded for Midoriya and the canon repeated itself again, I for my part was more interested in the pretty girl with blue skin.

***

--I'm Kurogane Yuuji aka Ice Ruler : Ymir, nice to meet you~

--Bubble Gril~ it's my pleasure Yuuji-kun.

--Thank you, Bubble-senpai~

With a smile worthy of a Host-club worker, I took the delicate hands of Bubble who blushed slightly.

--You're very kind Yuuji-kun… but?

--But?

--Are the rumors true?

--Rumours?

Bubble showed me an internet page on his Tablet, it was a tabloid news page about superheroes, and among the headlines there was a photo of an ice dragon with a wide zoom behind it, in which two people can be seen one with black hair and one with white hair with red highlights, under the title.

--"Youthful Love: The Young Hero Ymir and his girlfriend?" What the fuck?

--Are the rumors true that you're dating the Endeavor daughter?

--Technically I'm still fighting for him to accept me~

I shrugged dramatically and gave a tired smile.

--I see... you're very romantic Yuuji-kun~ I'll cheer you up~

--Thank you~ Bubble-senpai~

Buy a couple of drinks from the vending machine and deliver them to Bubble and Mirio.

*BOOOOM*BOOOOM*BAAAANG*BOOOOM*BAAANG*TRAAAASHS*

--They'll be fine?

--Yeeeee~ it'll be alright~

--Sir is having fun~

We enjoyed our drinks under the joyous percussions of a jumping Deku.