Chapter 37 Wild Loli Appears!

After a few drinks and exchanging numbers and emails with Bubble-senpai and Mirio, we headed back to the dorms to prepare for our next few days as interns and "trainee" heroes.

--Kurogane-kun...

--Would you stop shaking Seaweed Hair?

A shaky Midoriya called me when I was about to fall asleep on the sofa, what can I say the sofa at the entrance of the bedroom is disgustingly comfortable and my room is on the top floor at the bottom left.

--Aren't you nervous about the internship...?

--Did I get into a fistfight with the leader of the villains?

--Huh?...yes you did.

--Then why the fuck would I have to be afraid~?

I answered his question with another question and another one, lazily leaning back on the sofa, enjoying its texture with all my being.

--Hmmmm~ I love this sofa~

--Marry the Kurogane~

--Fuck you Kaminari~

I threw an ice cube at the electric blonde while ignoring the still trembling Midoriya.

--Look at Seaweed Hair-kun~

Throw another ice cube this time at the forehead of the green hair.

--We are simply going out to patrol the streets, in the best of cases we will catch the occasional pickpocket or petty thief, help a granny cross the street or give directions to tourists... and other things for that matter. the style~

After listening to me, the protagonist of this world stopped trembling and showed a somewhat crooked smile.

--I see...it won't be that hard...right?

--Yeah... in the "best" case we'll do just that~

--Wait... Did you say "best"?

--Worst-case scenario... We may run into some member of organized crime or the underworld and we won't be able to do shit~ thanks to laws and politics~ all that bureaucratic rubbish from logistics~

*Applause*

I applauded apathetically and theatrically, leaning back on the sofa again.

--You are exaggerating right Kurogane-kun?

--It's the possibilities~ Seaweed Hair~ "Possibilities"...

I ignored Midoriya's replicas and imitating our excellent teacher, I went to sleep instantly.

--Odds?

While a certain seaweed hair seriously thought about my words.

***

--Sir we are already here!

Togata Mirio, Midoriya Izuku and I introduced ourselves to our employer Sir. NightEye awaiting your instructions.

--Okay, Mirio-kun take Ymir-kun and Midoriya-kun out on patrol, I'll go out with Bubble.

--Yes, Sir!

--Understood, sir.

--Aye, sir.

The three of us nodded and left the offices towards the streets.

***

In one of the streets.

--Oi, Deku relax~

--Yes, yes Midoriya-kun relax.

--I will try it.

Mirio and I shook our heads at Midoriya's stiff green stick figure, the three of us had changed into our Hero Suits, Mirio in his standard white, red and yellow superhero outfit complete with cape, the invincible hero "Lemillion ", on the opposite side with a parody of the Assassins Creed Costume in shades of bluish gray and white, the ice hero "Ice Ruler : Ymir" and in the middle of us wearing a green jumpsuit with black, red and white details armed with special red combat boots and special white gloves, the Hero "Deku"… Mirio and I have our fan clubs even though we are just students, well Mirio is the best candidate for the Top 10 after graduation, while my person is famous for not only my fight against All For One but for making Endeavor look bad for my romance with his daughter, in contrast Deku is only known as the "Crazy boy who fought breaking his hands at the festival" in short, a Mob in the background when Mirio and I are by his side.

--Okay guys~ smile and wave, smile and wave~

The three of us passed by the front of a pastry shop and several girls greeted us, let's be honest, Muscle Tintin is a handsome guy, narcissism aside I'm handsome and... well Seaweed-kun has his aura of a Shounen protagonist that sometimes seems more than Aura of the Harem protagonist with all the girls he manages to raise, damn there are even moments when you knock Mirio's loli down. Seriously , where is the FBI?!

***

The day was quite calm, helping a granny to cross the street, getting a cat down from a tree, getting the phone number and address of a milf Rikolina, bullying Deku together with Nudist-senpai, giving directions to some tourists, helping to change a tire, sign an autograph and take pictures with people, among other simple things... until we passed through that alley.

A small girl, sickly white skin, red eyes, unkempt silver-gray hair, dressed in the once-white shirt several times her size and multiple bandages on her arms and legs.

--Oh~ you had those Deku tastes?... Senpai, what's the FBI number?

--It's not that! She shut up, no she's hurt.

--Yes, yes... we have to help her, plus I know that Deku isn't in those steps.

Mirio went with Deku and they attended to the girl while I prepared myself for any eventuality known as the "Plague Mask Bastard", I took out one of the toys that I asked Mei for and placed it between my fingers, if everything goes well we can save us a two week plot and some deaths.

-- Where are you... Eri?

A creaky and oppressive male voice came out from the darkness of the alley, the girl, Eri hugged Midoriya while burying her face in his chest, Mirio looked ahead with a frown while I maintained a pokerface but internally I was debating whether to cut off his wrists. arms and stop it or not, since with the Haiki of perception I could avoid being torn to pieces as long as I was careful.

--You know you can't cause trouble for the heroes...Eri~

The man stepped out of the shadows, looking just like in the anime, short purple hair, black mask, golden zampaku eyes, olive green feather coat, black pants and white gloves, the leader of the yakuza from "Shie Hassaikai" and main producer . of the drug that enhances and removes Quirks , Overhoul – Kai Chisaki. Basically a big fucking fish.

I ignored the dialogue between Mirio, Deku and the bastard... I ended up giving up attacking him since Mirio stopped me, however I was able to throw the little toy right on the target.

***

--Mirio-senpai! Kurogane-kun! Why ?!

*BAAM*

I headbutted the hysterical Seaweed Hair who was making a scene.

--Calm down, Deku... you heard Sir, we can't let him get suspicious... do you think I don't want to cut off the arms of that wretch and leave him to rot in Tartarus, of course we do but we have work to do.

--Yes, Midoriya-kun, although I don't agree with the part about maiming Chisaki, we have to fulfill the investigation first. Ymir-kun, right?

--Yep~ senpai.

--What was it you threw into Chisaki's sack?

--Tracer~ and don't worry it's 100% undetectable and undetectable unless you check its coat under a microscope.

I take out my phone and activate the tracking app.

--And here he is~ as long as the son of a bitch doesn't change his clothes we have him in our sights~ 24/7~

--Sir would like to know.

--I agree, Deku calm down and let's go back.

***

NightEye Agency.

--So they met Kai Chisaki.

--Yes, Sir... we got new information... Chisaki has a daughter...

--A daughter?

--Her name is Eri, her extremities were covered with bandages and she was very scared.

--Sir, Ymir took an independent action, which may be beneficial to the investigation.

--What did you do Ymir-kun?

--Put a micro tracker on the bastard…here's the app.

I handed him a Tablet with the tracker app and Sir nodded with a small smile.

--Hmmm...perfect, with this we will be able to monitor it more easily.

--At your command sir.

***

The days that followed were days of tense calm at the agency, until a meeting was called.