Fire Time

A fire breaks out in the middle level of your house. You, the kids and the wife are upstairs sleeping, dreaming about butterflies and blueberries. The stairs to get down from the top level are engulfed in flames by the time you realize the fire is raging and slowly creeping in your direction. You have no safety ladder; you have no way to escape but to jump from a window which is going to prove difficult.

The man jumps or falls first then the babies have to be lowered by their arms and accurately dropped and caught by the injured daddy. Then comes momma, do you ask her to fall like you did?

Alright, so now you have caught both babies, their only injuries are emotional. What one thing do you tell momma to get out of your room before you catch her and before the flames swallow her. She chose to go last, keep that in mind. I want my comics. The Xbox and stuff can be replaced but the comics would be a tough one.

A severely aggressive negotiation takes place because her safety should be the number one concern, however, you own some very rare comics. It's quite the catch 22.

Very carefully catching all seventeen boxes of comic books, the man braces for his wife's leap. As soon as she lungs from the window, the man sneezes uncontrollably. Wifey lands on her head, unharmed, but now she lives her life thinking she is a wild emu that escaped from the Norfolk Zoo.

Her constant plucking is fucking annoying.

What one thing would you ask your wife to drop out of the window before she attempted to escape from the fire? Comic books, clothes, TV, gun….what?