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Everyone wants to be reborn like the main character The main character who gets all the cheating, all the benefits, saving beautiful women and kicking the young master's ass Well my dream came true but not as the main character and not the evil character, but just a secondary character [Ding Dong The conditions for awakening the system have then been met] . . . "Who is the real owner of this previous body?" . . . "What's wrong with these women?" (The picture is not mine)

Unlimited Power 03: The Sinful Ruler

Where does the game end? Where does reality start? When one very anticipated VRMMORPG was about to be launched, and Jake was one of the first players to have a chance to access it, he had a weird dream of himself fighting massive beasts and then seeing a world being destroyed. Without knowing any better, Jake assumes that it was just a weird dream, but then he begins to have those weird dreams again and again until they become even more vivid, and much to his surprise, whenever the dream changes, he obtains a new power inside the game. It doesn't take long for Jake to realize that he isn't the only one who has those dreams, and soon enough, Jake realizes that the game and reality are a lot more connected than he thought. Our discord server: https://discord.gg/bd9aDdEeQK

Sex with my billionaire boss

With a forceful tug, he raised the hem of her dress. "How do you want it?" He whispered close to her ears. His hands playing with her bare ass. How could she speak? She was fucking turned on for crying out loud, she needed to feel his dick in between her legs. She wanted him to fuck her real bad. "Speak!" He said, as he spanked her ass roughly. She moaned in pleasure. "I... I want it," She moaned out. Goodness, what was he doing? The sexual urge was killing her.. "Want what? Do you want me to fuck you hard, till you scream? Till you are oblivious of everything?" He whispered seductively as he spanked her hard on the ass. "Yeah... I fucking want it, fuck me Henry, fuck me hard..." Quinn moaned out. "Not so fast darling. I think I know the best way to make you want me more," he said to her, then he bent his head towards her wet pussy. She shivered as she felt his breath on her ass without warning he slid his tongue into her.... Continue reading to get more juicy details about this seductive billionaire and his sexy maid.

Weird Topper's Transmigration (Wait! Where's the plot lines???!)

Seui believed himself to be an extremely normal person .So he tried to maintain his life normal ( and inexplicably boring) as possible . Therefore although he was the topper in his class , had quite a background and could be said to have looks , he was not a shining existence. Rather, he was mediocre, neither eye-catching nor invisible . Until one day , he found himself transmigrated. Despite the worry , he was rather excited, and he waited obediently for his system to arrive while trying to calm down himself. Fifteen minutes : Why is the system not here yet ? One hour: It seems a bit late ah! Could it be because of the network traffic ?? Two hours: This system seems quite inefficient. Could it be low quality goods?? One day: What's wrong with this broken system ah? Why is it not arriving yet??? Four days: Wtf! , why is it not yet here ? Could it be that I have no system???!! Then what about the so called plot lines and golden fingers ?? False advertising ahh!!! I demand a refund !!

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My Lazy Ass Reincarnated Into a Modern World

After he was killed by his best friend– Ray is offered a second cha– No, that is not how this went. Because of his extreme laziness and nonchalant attitude Ray was not worthy of a rebirth nor a reincarnation. But he has always had a secret with him, this secret was the reason why he was the strongest in his world despite being the laziest human. The copying system. His system mistakenly copies the reincarnation device therefore giving him a chance to jump into his own reincarnation. Now with a copied and stolen chance as a young boy named Ayo-Eniola. Ray is given the freedom to laze around all he wants. Just when his system was being a hastle—his yearning and desire to live the life of optimum laziness and no stress activated his laziness system. Follow Ayo-Eniola, as he levels up by just being lazy and walks his way to the world strongest even though he didn't intend to.

Spider lily

This is a story about a female writer who got to transmigrate into a body of a princess. finally! WTF! she is cursed by a god to live half a year as a female and other half as a man? U really can't judge book by its cover. What?? Cold beauty is in reality a lazy ass with a personality disorder?? Nope, nope this cuteness overload in T-rex onesie can't be that sadistic lazy ass. Ahh nothing is as it seems!!! ... Check out my other book "Inventors system" find me on Instagram @lazy_wanderer666

Fragile- Mafia's angel

"Take off your clothes....I want you naked." Rose trembled as she took him taking off his belt before he leisurely opened his shirt buttons displaying that honeyed skin beneath. "There are so many people down-"she replied distractedly. "Take your clothes off Rose or I am going to take you to the balcony and fuck you so hard that even the gods will see that you belong to me." Rose whimpered as her hands fumbled to get the gown off her body before taking off the undergarments as well. "Ass up, face down little girl." Rose breathed shakily as she arched her back just like he wished to present her creamy ass to him while burying her face in the pillow to stop any noises, she did not wished for the people in the party to hear her screams as she begged Ares. A warm palm was tracing her spine before resting on her bubbly ass. The touch was so gentle that the girl forgot what was going to happen. A hard smack turning her bubble butt red was what made her cry out in the pillow before Ares held both her globes massaging it gently as if the handprint on her skin wasn't his doing of moments ago. "Greedy little baby, daddy is going to fuck you so hard that you will feel it in your womb."

Hey, Why Are My Skills so Weird!?

Jane Walker was in the middle of a streak of bad luck. His cat scratched him, his second attempt to awakening failed, and even his girlfriend dumped him. And when he thought his luck could not turn worse, the bus he was in was swallowed by a spatial singularity, a [Dungeon]. But in the middle of struggling for his life, and when Jane thought it was his end, something unexpected happened. Together with the appearance of a self-proclaimed Immortal, his body received strength, mana, and skills. But soon, Jane noticed something strange. His skills… were a bit different than normal. ... This novel contains R-Rated content. You have been warned...

WEIRD FEELING

I stared at the handsome figure in front of me, emotions I could not control flowing down my body. He held my hand as he looked intently into my eyes. " Michael, let us do this, no one will know about this. I have been dying of the feelings I have for you. Please just say yes, I promise you won't regret it" he assured as I felt a lump in my throat "I... ****** Michael, the most gentle person in the whole school, was noted for his handsomeness, his blameless character, not only that, he is a brilliant fellow, a nerd to be precise. Out of the blues, he started admiring handsome boys in his class. At age 16, he discovered that all his classmates he admired were signs of him having same-sex attraction. He became mortified, guilty, feeling empty for having feelings for the same sex. He was lost in a battle, a battle of dealing with feelings for both the same sex and opposite sex. What will he do in this situation? Who can he trust with this secret and who will help him? What could go wrong when the same-sex becomes attracted to him? Will he give in to the sexual craving? Will he succeed in getting rid of it? Find out in WEIRD FEELING. AUTHORS NOTE: This novel is a good one as it will shed more light on same-sex attraction. I hope you drop your honest review as you read.

The Alpha's Slave

“I’m going to tell you what I have in mind,” he murmured. “First you’re going to strip down until you’re completely naked,” he whispered against her ear. “Then I’m going to tie you up so you’re completely powerless and subject to my every whim.” “Mmm, sounds good so far,” she murmured. “Then I’m going to insert a plug to prepare you for me. After that I’m going to spank that sweet ass of yours until it’s rosy with my marks.” She shivered uncontrollably, her mind exploding with the images he evoked. She let out a small whimper as he sucked the lobe of her ear into his mouth. God, she could cum with just his words. She was already aching with need. Her nipples tingled and hardened to painful points. Her clit pulsed and twitched between her legs until she clamped her thighs together to alleviate the burn. “And then I’m going to f**k your mouth. But I won’t cum. Not yet. When I’m close, I’ll flog you again until your ass is burning and you’re on fire with the need for relief. And then I’m going to f**k that ass. I’m going to take you hard and rough, to the very limits of what you can withstand. I won’t be gentle. Not tonight. I’m going to take you as roughly as you can stand. And then I’m going to cum all over your ass. Are you ready to be completely and utterly dominated?"

Monarch of Darkness, Arsene

My end was not majestic, my beginning was not beautiful, but I will make damn sure that I rise once more. No more shall I bend a knee, no more shall I hide, no more shall I cower. No more shall the light guild my path, for only Darkness remains. *** Killed by the universe's greatest killer, Truck-Kun. My existence was twisted as I gazed up at King-Yama, staring down at me with revulsion, "You sick bastard, you ate people." He bellowed, glaring at me with disgust. Snorting, I gathered my courage raising my head high and proud, my voice carrying a hint of pride, "So what, have you ever tried it...Let me ask you, have you ever had sex." A bewildered expression hung on his rugged appearance as he absentmindedly nodded. A slight smirk crossed my face as I declared, "then have you ate ass," "WHAT!!!" He balled in panic, shivering like a guilty man on trial. "HAHA, you call me disgusting, but it appears you were sucking ass, now that is truly disgusting. I don't judge, but if you ask me, I will stick to cannibalism." "THAT NOT A FAIR COMPARISON, YOU LITTLE SHIT," *** I don't own the cover.

Genshin Impact: Ultimate System

Warning: this is wish fulfillment, MC will be shameless enough to copy anime moves since yours truly is the most uncreative being in the whole multiverse Synopsis: Well shit, it seems I died but luckily enough god pitied me and sent my sorry ass to another world with the anime system.

Awakened with a weird system

A world where dungeon,gates and tower appears throughout the world and people awakened to fight and defeat the monster that comes out from them. Julie is a orphan girl who works several job so that she can put the food for her twin sisters awakened as a hunter.As she is happy to be awakened but also frustrated after finding out the system she get.But she grit her teeth and work on her hunter journey so that she can change her twins life. [ WARNING:Mature and adult content ] futanari_yuri_harem

Cinderella my Ass Series

The hermit Ryder Quin never thought that one day, her crush of three years now, the very handsome Aiden Caley, would suddenly want to be her friend. What's more, a stranger broke into her backyard one night, his face hidden underneath a hood, and ever since then he would show up at night and leave before midnight. The quite and uninteresting life of hers, unexpectedly was thrown into chaos. Having an introverted personality, Ryder struggles to keep up with the very energetic Aiden. However, because of the lack of her social skills, all of Aiden's flirty remarks and hints miss the mark, leading to Ryder accidentally friendzoning her crush, all while trying to figure out who the stranger that meets her every night is. With the mystery of the stranger's identity and the awkward moments spent with Aiden pickling her mind and heart, Ryder realizes that she has been dragged into a whirl of feelings she has never experienced before.

This Hedgehog Can Kick Ass (LitRPG/Isekai/Progression)

***WARNING: The MC is ridiculously overpowered.** ••••• In a world filled with benevolent heroes and saviors, Gideon Brangwen stands apart as a master con artist, adept at manipulating people without a trace of fear, love, empathy, or compassion in his heart. To him, emotions are tools for achieving his desires, and words are mere instruments of manipulation. But Gideon's life takes an unexpected turn when a malevolent goddess intervenes, catapulting him into a perilous game orchestrated by the gods. He becomes the avatar of the goddess of darkness among ten avatars vying for godhood in the realm of Eteria. In a stroke of unfortunate luck, Gideon is reincarnated as a seemingly powerless hedgehog, which proves to be only a temporary inconvenience. He receives a potent gift known as [NIGHT FORM], a skill that could transform him into a nightmarish entity of unparalleled terror after dusk. With his cunning and newfound power, Gideon ascends on a path to godhood, crushing anyone who dares to obstruct his rise and manipulating all as mere pawns. His ambition knows no bounds as he seeks to establish the most formidable nation Eteria has ever witnessed. Beware, for Gideon's facade is but an illusion, a ruse to subjugate everyone to his will. In this world of heroes, a formidable villain emerges, and Gideon's grand conquest commences. •••• Frequently Asked Questions: Warning: Spoilers ahead. Is this Harem? Yes. Is this Smut? No. Will the MC gain a human form? Yes, he will. How and why? Please read the story to find out. Is the villain MC that 'evil,' or evil with a capital 'E'? Yes. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dark is the story? I don't know, what number would you give for straight-up cold-blooded manipulation and genocide? This is a kingdom-building novel, so expect progression and plot related to kingdom building. No NTR: The MC's women will only be his own, and the MC will never attempt to be with a woman who already belongs to someone else. I don't judge; I enjoy reading those too, but not in this book. No Yuri: None of the MC's women will engage in relationships with each other.

My Weird Assassin

Sean Xavon Nama yang terdengar tidak asing lagi bagi banyak orang di seluruh penjuru dunia. Ia menyandang status sebagai seorang assassin yang bekerja untuk kepuasan dirinya sendiri. Mempunyai kehidupan super mewah dari hasil bayaran membunuh target sasaran yang jumlahnya tentu tidak sedikit. Memiliki akses kejahatan di seluruh dunia adalah sebuah keuntungan baginya, entah itu akses dalam pasar gelap ataupun melarikan diri dari penjara saat dirinya berhasil tertangkap oleh pihak FBI. Seorang gadis bernama Erica Vresila, berhasil masuk ke dalam hidupnya yang di penuhi bahaya. Menawarkan sebuah perjanjian gila, yang mana jika salah satu dari mereka kalah maka dialah yang akan di tembak mati. Penasaran dengan perjanjian itu? Bagaimana akhir dari kisah mereka? Kalian bisa langsung membacanya dengan tentang. Welcome & happy reading, thank you!

Ass Eater

A LOSER? SO WHAT! I can still kick your ass!

Tan Fu traveled to a world where superpowers and ordinary people coexisted. She was beaten up as soon as he arrived. Wasn't she a well-known genius? How could she be beaten like this? However, even if you travel through time, you won't be able to pass the college entrance examination. Tan Fu, who has graduated for many years: "".e.. Finally, she looked at the omnipotent system with hopeful eyes, "System, save me! I want to take the college entrance examination, and I want to work hard." I want to go to college!! The system that was just born is also ignorant: "...just wait." At night that Tan Fu couldn't see, it was the hard work of his own system that stayed up late every day to search for information online. Finally one day, the system came with its messy information. System: "Host, our current strength is such that anyone can punch us flat. Tan Fu nodded in horror. Students in the key class who were frozen into ice sculptures and could not be thawed:... System: "Host, according to the information I checked, the person you are defeating now is just a weakling who is weaker than us! He cannot reach the average level of a superpower at all!" The fifth top student in Y city: Tan Fu nodded seriously. System: "Host, look at this video. This is said to be the level that students with special abilities should reach in the college entrance examination. Tan Fu looked at the situation with no survivors on the screen and fell into silence, "System, do you think I can still get into college in this life?", System: “Uhmmm, I’m sorry my host, I checked all the information and you only deserve to be admitted to the First Vocational and Technical College…”

Domination of weirdness

The dark prison merges with reality, and the weirdness invades reality through the "door". Thus, the Jail Keepers were born. They kept the weirdness out of the "door" and captured and contained the meetings that entered reality... Lu Xiao accidentally fell into a dark prison and lived alone in it for three years. When the prison guards found him, Lu Xiao had gone crazy...