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The wolf without a name
Being born from rape and taking her mother life from birth. They detested her; treated her badly and gave her no name. Wanting nothing to do with her. Girl, they called her, for eighteen years; until it had become the only name she knew for herself. When her family who should have taken care of her. Find themselves in a big financial debt. The only hope in getting themselves out of the terrible mess they had created was to send her, to their pack leader house to work in repaying their debt. Hating what they were doing to her. Girl, was clueless that working within the home of the alpha's son would somehow affected her.
A.K.Knight · Fantasy4.4Putting Half My House In Your Name
The runaway Chen Enci, upon first meeting Qin Jie, mistook him for the landlord: "Renting your room and bed!" Chen Enci, who moved into Qin Jie's house, woke up hungry in the middle of the night and knocked on Qin Jie's door: "Renting pots and pans!" A month later, Chen Enci saw Qin Jie bring home a pretty lady. He lingered at the front door before banging on Qin Jie's door: "Renting bathroom, facial cleanser, and shower gel!" Half a year later, Chen Enci, drunk, leaned into Qin Jie’s arms under the influence: "Renting... you!" ... We have all become the people we dreamed of being. We haven’t forgotten each other. The alternate title of this book is "You Above the Milky Way".
Leaves Not Nights · UrbanNot enough ratingsAddress Me With Your Name
[The pampering story has ended] For a hundred million, he bought her. "From today onward, you're mine, in body and soul." The man held her, declaring dominantly like an emperor. ... ... Lucas Walker: Xiaoye, you are the rib that God took out of me. Xiaoye: I spit, it is you who is the rib, your whole family is the rib. Baby A: Mommy, is a rib the same as a spare rib? Baby B: I like sweet and sour flavor.
Childe is like snow · GeneralNot enough ratingsMy Name Is Sabrina (Cursed By Love)
"Those who prepare for death do not die" The scene in the lobby of Tyme Magazine was intense. Sabrina could feel the eyes on her as she found herself in the embarrassing moment with the CEO, Vincent Maraj. Just when she prepared herself to apologise, she heard him say. "Next time, if you have any questions about me, come and ask me yourself." Sabrina's breath was caught up and her face became red. Vincent looked at Sabrina's cute face and let out a chuckle before walking away. She would never have guessed that she was already in the trap he had set up for her. ..... Sabrina Van grew up believing that her family was cursed. Her parents died before reached the age of thirty and her elder brother also died before his thirtieth birthday. Walking around with an invisible time bomb on her right wrist, Sabrina knew her time was getting closer the moment she celebrated her 28th birthday. Sabrina was a dubbing actress, beauty and smart. At the age of 28, she had achieved a lot that made others envious of her. One day, while hunting for a graveyard for herself, she stumbled upon a man. A man who had the power to stop the time bomb in her wrist from working. Sabrina believed that, as soon as she kept that man closer to herself, she could fight against the cold hands of death. Thus, from that day, Sabrina never let Vincent out of her sight. She followed him everywhere like a stalker. Little did she know that, he was also carrying a burden of his own and a secret. A secret that could burn both of them. Hi everyone, it's a pleasure to meet you again with a new book after a long time of not writing. I took a break from writing and only decided to come again after this really amazing story came to mind. I hope that you add it and enjoy reading as I'm enjoying writing it. I also hope that you leave comments to let me know how you feel about the book as it progress. Thank you for taking time out to read. Take Care!
Purplebride · UrbanNot enough ratingsNaming Technique of the Night
Under the blue and purple sunset on the thick steely sky, at the forefront of the data stream, is the world after a technological revolution. It is also the divide between reality and fantasy. Metal and body, past and present. Here, the Surface World and the Otherworld coexisted. Everything ahead looks like a wall of time before one's eyes. Darkness gradually envelops everything. But you have to understand, my friend, that we cannot deal with darkness using kindness. We have to use fire.
The Speaking Pork Trotter · Urban4.4My Name Is...
A surge of magical energy coursed through him, a roaring torrent that found its way into his palm as he voiced his incantation with unrestrained determination: "Firebolt!" A luminescent heptagram materialized from his outstretched hand, hovering before him, gathering the surrounding energy to manifest a grand sphere of roaring flames. It hummed with potential, awaiting his command to assault the malevolent creature looming before him. The creature, a beast with wolf-like features, bore menacing red eyes that once struck terror into his heart. But with the awakening of his magic, fear was a forgotten shadow. Without hesitation, he released the fiery sphere towards the beast. A brilliant explosion enveloped the monstrosity, scorching its onyx fur and searing its flesh with unbearable agony. A triumphant smirk tugged at his lips, a single breath of relief escaping as the imminent danger faded away. As the creature succumbed to its fiery demise, he reveled in his newfound power, a declaration of victory escaping his lips: "I did it! I have become... a Sage!" ____________________________________________________ WARNING: If you cannot stand dark stuff like rape, murder, gore, etc, my work is not for you. Ordinary man MC Isekai-ed in a world full of conflicts, but most of all, he needs to resolve his inner-conflict. Weak to strong. As a first-time writer, worldbuilding is my forte. The writing and English grammar need to be improved... and I'm continually learning. My chapters are usually longer than the standard on WN, 3-4k words instead of 1.5k words. I manage(d) to publish twice weekly, but by the length of my chapters, it's basically the same amount of content you'll get with daily chapters of 1.5k words. Chapter updates when I have the time, unfortunately. If you wish to directly support me, you can send DOGE to this address: DPy7f5UxEEvty424M7KxfEhGA3dECtQcn8 Cover art is MINE.
Tengu_San · Fantasy4.3Her name is Alice
Alice Ruby was a Princess who resides in Wonderland peacefully, a wonderland is a place for in-born magicians and witches. Her everyday life is normal until her mother decided to make her marry a Prince that lives in east-faction in their kingdom because of the Power and Rank, although Alice doesn't want to get married off. She can't do anything but one of her Faerie friends suggested that if she doesn't want to get married, then the only solution for it is to go where the Wicked-Magician is. Alice went to the wicked witch of the west to make a selfish wish. By then, A cat-human named Chesire Cat faced her and eligibly ministering to Alice's decision who wants to leave the wonderland but to do that, Chesire needs to devour Alice's magical power. In their kingdom, magic is the most important thing in their life. If they lost their magic, they will get exiled in the Human-realm. Alice agreed just to escape from her future husband, and because of that. Chesire and Alice formed a contract that shouldn't able to be broken for eternity. (This story was inspired by the story of Lewis Carroll's Alice in wonderland.)
Lykoris · FantasyNot enough ratingsWhat’s in a Name?
On his thirtieth birthday, barista Jimmy Patterson decides to get rip-roaring drunk after his roommate-boyfriend abandons him at a bar in the tiny California foothills town of Stone Acres where they have relocated from San Francisco. Jimmy is immediately rescued by the burly owner of Stonewall Saloon, who has had his eye on Jimmy since the first time he came in months before.<br><br>Jimmy’s fine with being saved but wants to know the bartender’s real name since the guy has worn name tags with an assortment of names every time Jimmy has spoken to him. After Jimmy nicknames him Guy, the bartender decides to turn guessing his first name into a game, giving Jimmy a guess a day for a week and promising to wine and dine him during that time. If Jimmy’s guess is wrong, he owes Guy a zing-zow, knock-your-socks-off kiss. Jimmy agrees since this sounds like a slam-dunk, win-win deal.<br><br>While he searches for cringe-worthy given names, Jimmy is distracted by the destruction of his shopping mall coffee shop. He is also beset by the town council that doesn’t want him to buy an historic bank building in Old Town Stone Acres to set up another coffee shop. The celestial high of being romanced by Guy and the abyss of business worries don’t seem like the road to happily ever after. However, Jimmy and Guy might be in for a big surprise.
Pat Henshaw · LGBT+Not enough ratingsA Devil Named Devotion
When the most powerful mage in the world suddenly dies and leaves his inheritance spread across his journal pages, a mad dash to collect them erupts on the continent. One small issue: just before his death, that mage hid his journal pages in various locations, unknown to all. A young man, unconcerned with it all, suddenly has his life changed forever when he stumbles upon one of these pages and unlocks a power within himself he never knew he had.
Culmination · FantasyNot enough ratingsThe Devil Under The Name Of God
The Sleeping Gods A.K.A "The Seven Gods" were awakened to be used as weapons in the third world war. But the catastrophic destruction caused by these godly monsters brought the war to its end with no winners. Many years have been passed. The entire world is now being ruled as a single nation mixed with people of different races, colors, and cultures. This nation has Seven Divisions called "Gates". As per the constitution, they come under the control of the nation, but in reality, they are ruled by the "Seven Gods", who are living their life as mafia leaders, mercenaries, and contract killers with their own triad and underlings. But there is ONE among the SEVEN with no hunger for power, no gang, no underlings but a single wooden katana that could take on at least hundreds of men and is living as a silent protector of the Seventh Gate, keeping it away from danger and threats from other "Gates". Cover Photo: Original image Credits - Valentina Remenar (from ArtStation) Self-Modified using PicsArt.
1AM · Fantasy4.8My Laughable Destiny
I used to wish to die but the day I met you was the day that changed everything in my life, nonetheless, fate is fixed and it will just send my life to an ending fill with regrets and, sadly, I know it. Author: This is my first try writing a novel and I must warn you that most likely i'll make grammar mistakes as english isn't my first language so I would like to request to you if you could point out my mistakes to correct them since it also helps me to improve my english. Chapters will be published once a week and the first one is just to give an idea of how this book will be so it doesn't show the length of future chapters. Hope you enjoy it.
futuredream · ActionNot enough ratings- #SYSTEM#MYSTERY#SURVIVAL#IMMORTAL#ACADEMY#THESTRONGACTINGWEAK#ADVANCEDTECHNOLOGY#INTERSTELLAR#MECHA#LIVESTREAMING
A Servant? How laughable!
What would happen when a man has his family snatched away, is sent to prison after killing many evil doers, and killed after getting broken out of prison. What would happen when he meets an almighty being who gave him the ability to pave his own destiny after taking a test everyone else who has ever died has taken. Blah Blah Blah, copyright stuff, if you think my writing is worth plagiarizing, then I’m honoured, but I don’t think it’s worth to plagiarize. This is published under the Webnovel account called Ikizumari and is protected by copyright law, if you plagiarize it then I will take any and all legal action against you This is the discord server for all of my current novels that I’m working on, it’s if you wanna any hi, or mention anything I could improve on when writing. https://discord.gg/B7n5c3BB
Ikizumari · Sci-fiNot enough ratings In the Name of Love
Ryan is a young artist hoping to make a name for himself. When he meets a man who offers to help him advance his career, he accepts. His career takes off when Merrick arranges two shows for Ryan at a local gallery. Ryan is elated, especially when their relationship becomes more personal. What he doesn’t expect is to end up being abused, physically and emotionally, as Merrick tightens his control over the younger artist.<br><br>After a vicious beating, Ryan manages to escape, naked except for a bedspread wrapped around himself. Policeman Shaun Levitt finds him cowering in an alley. Taking the battered young man under his wing, Shaun begins the slow process of helping Ryan come to grips with what happened.<br><br>Will Ryan learn to trust again? Or will he forever look at any man who might be interested in him as another potential abuser ... including Shaun?
Edward Kendrick · LGBT+Not enough ratingsYour Name
A girl woke up remembering nothing from her past and identity. A man named Christian found her and along with him they set on a journey on finding her Identity. ---------------- A/N : Looks Cliché but I promise you it's not. PS. It's totally NOT the same with the Anime Movie. It's just a coincidence that it both have the same Title.
ChrisChimmy · GeneralNot enough ratingsKnowing Your Name (BL)
(Rated R-18 for kinks from ch 14 and ahead. Read at your own risk) ‘Let’s get married when we grow up. This is a promise between you and me’ This was all Su’s memories retained of his childhood. This one sentence and the name of the alpha who died in the spatial rift that opened for the first time and Sentients appeared. An alien race far superior to Humans but sharing similar A/O/B dynamics. Ten years later, the earth had become interconnected fully with another realm far more powerful than itself. The peace is only in name while the earth is being conquered by beings far more powerful than them. The alphas and betas are used for fighting while the omegas are being used as slaves by the wealthy, only a few selected are lucky enough to survive these harsh conditions. But despite it all, Su managed to get away by posing as a beta. And then it all came down because of that one name. The name of the alpha who should have been dead but now stood in front of Su as the emperor of their oppressors. (Cover image not mine. Will be taken down if the original creator wants me to)
Mikuraji · LGBT+Not enough ratingsThe Name of Eternity
"I…don't know much about…vampires…" Rhea said quietly. "But I do know if you care about someone, you stand by them no matter what." Arras scoffed, "A relationship between a vampire and a mortal would just be…would always be a tragedy." *** An ancient family shattered into bitterness and grief. Arras went on a mission to save his brother's love, only to be ensnared into an eternity of darkness. His endless search for a cure brings him into contact with the endearing Rhea Thorne. *** There is adventure and love along the way as Rhea comes to terms with the knowledge Arras is a vampire and she must decide – should she stay and help him, or leave and pretend it never happened? Arras himself has the task of dealing with the past. Can he learn the art of forgiveness, and trust his heart to love? The Name of Eternity is created by Heather Dilts-Baiano, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.
Heather Dilts-Baiano · FantasyNot enough ratingsIn the Name of Art
Posing nude for an art class at a local college seems like a great way to earn a little extra money. But when the instructor asks me to stay after class, I'm nervous ... until I realize sexy student Sarah is staying behind.<br><br>Brad just wants to draw me, or so he says. And Sarah knows just how to move my body into positions he wants to see. Soon it isn't just me he's drawing ...
Eva Hore · LGBT+Not enough ratingsVALENTINE'S DAY MURDER; IN THE NAME OF LOVE
Sandra sage was an introverted 16-year-old. She and her family always moved because she was bullied allot by her peers. Her life took a dramatic turn when she and her family moved to a new town called Gilmore City; a city plagued by werewolves, vampires, witches, and demons, which Sandra and her family were oblivious to. What happens when she gets mixed up with the school's heartthrob, Jesse; an Alpha to his pack and the captain of the football team. Bloodshed, tragedy, romance and betrayal entails in the city as Sandra discovers the hidden mission behind her Alpha Jesse which resulted to her family receiving the shock of their lives on valentine's day.
wild_dreamer17 · TeenNot enough ratings