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There are many like cartoons showing couples in humorous situations or animals giving each other funny valentines. For example, one could show a dog giving a cat a heart-shaped bone with a goofy expression.
What are some funny valentines day cartoons?
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There are many! Like those featuring cute animals expressing love in a humorous way.
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One Valentine's Day, a guy decided to surprise his girlfriend by cooking her a special dinner. He had never really cooked before but was determined. He ended up burning the steak so badly it was like a black rock. But when his girlfriend saw the effort he put in, she just laughed and they ordered pizza instead. It was a funny and memorable Valentine's Day.
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Once on Valentine's Day, a guy decided to surprise his girlfriend by dressing up as a giant teddy bear. He waited outside her house. But when she came out, she was so startled that she sprayed him with pepper spray thinking he was some sort of strange intruder. Luckily, he quickly took off the costume head and revealed himself. They ended up laughing about it all day.
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A funny Valentines Day cartoon usually has cute and exaggerated characters, maybe with some unexpected plot twists or humorous expressions. The colors are often bright and cheerful to create a festive mood.
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