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Transmigration: On the Gossip Front

For every supporting female character who never realized her dreams, fulfill their wishes. Earn Points, and fulfill your own wishes. Who says supporting characters must always be stepping stones? Supporting females need not become a protagonist, but they can quietly watch from the sidelines.

Qi Qi's cat · Urban

Mr. CEO Dotes on Me Everyday

Ye Anran's boyfriend cheated on her with a shameless woman. He even publicly humiliated her. Afterward, she decided to go wild and marry her ex-boyfriend's younger uncle. From then on, her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend would have to respectfully address her as "aunt" whenever they saw her! "Mrs. Bo, what do you like about Young Master Bo?" "He's handsome and powerful!" "Mrs. Bo, what don't you like about Young Master Bo?" "He's too handsome and too powerful!" "Young Master Bo, what do you like about Mrs. Bo?" "She says I'm handsome and powerful!" Bo Jinyu discovered that since he met Ye Anran, he had inadvertently developed the habit of doting on his wife without any limits.

Fairy Moon · General

I have a bunch of players on Earth

Player: I'm a worker whose monthly salary doesn’t even hit $5,000. My monthly rental already takes up half of my salary, I don’t have a girlfriend and is reprimanded by my superior every day. However, I feel very happy because there has been a new virtual game recently. In the game, I have a powerful bloodline. Not only do I have my own fleet, I even have a powerful overlord that granted me a colonized planet. Although I know this is fake, but inside there, I found the meaning of my life! Actually...the overlord who gave him the planet really wanted to tell him that this game wasn’t fake. (You really have your own fleet and colonized planet…) but the overlord knew that he couldn’t say this. Because, once he said it, these subjects who thought of themselves as ‘players’, would definitely not be as terrifyingly hardworking as now!!

The Seventh Magic Cube · Games

Carrying a Jurassic on me

A fantasy tale about a monster boy who can transform into a dinosaur and his childhood sweetheart, embarking on a journey of entrepreneurship while scattering dog food along the way... (A farming novel with plenty of dog food, free trial reading is welcome) (Group: 313392527)

Wooden Fish Monk · Urban

Madame, Congratulations on Your Promotion!

She provoked the most powerful and overbearing man in the city, and only the next day did she realize he was her immediate boss. She thought he was just a passerby in her life, but to her surprise, he became addicted to toying with her and had the audacity to show up at her door. "Wife, you have to take responsibility for me! I have your child!!" "Gong Beiming, can you have some shame?" The CEO actually pulled a little pink dumpling from behind his back and announced quite seriously, "This is indeed your own flesh and blood, you can't deny it!" "Mommy, I found you, yay!" The little pink dumpling flung herself at her, hugging her legs and acting cute and coquettish. Chi Xiaoyu was utterly confused. She had never been married, so how could she have a child? What was even more fatal was that this kid really did look exactly like her…

Chu Yun · Urban

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2019-06-14

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The Devil's Sleeping Beauty

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2018-05-03

It's really a good read. Simple and funny yet with nice quotes n stuff integrated so naturally. I was laughing so hard while reading this book. Really wished it to be completed.

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2026-05-25

Great work featuring Snorlax Aka Curse Of Kings, very funny, Snorlax is the strongest with the sole exception of Snorlax when he’s is sleeping of course

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To me its a story filled with comedy and a tint of Yandere and more like the MC is likable and funny even with his funny quotes and he seemed to be like the plot armour and also he seemed pretty high spec and so on Btw I really want it to update PLS UPDATE!!!!

My female disciples are scary

feeling_tired · Eastern

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I heard that Exalted Goddess has been chasing me for 800 years.

Can you imagine that the owner of this 500 mu of land in front of you is me? Strange Strength Girl x Weak (mistakenly) Exalted Goddess When Cheng Yining woke up, her parents were still the same, and her home was still the same. However, she had suddenly become a landlord who owned hundreds of acres of land. Was it because she complained that the prices of vegetables in the supermarket were too expensive? She suspected that Third Company was mine. I want to farm? I'm going to be rich? However, who was this guy who could fall down with a gust of wind and sleep after eating?

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Kicking off the scumbag father, the daughter of a wealthy family holds the script of a counterattack

Who would understand his family? Li Zhi was just about to abuse his scumbag father and kick his illegitimate child when he was reborn, but he realized that someone had beat him to it! She was the heir of the Li Group, but she was misunderstood by outsiders as the canary of a certain harbor city's crown prince. Someone at the party mentioned this matter, and the old man's expression did not change." It's true, but let me correct you. To be precise…I'm her canary." In the dark of the night, a certain someone used her card to smash open her fiancé's door." Tell me, how much money do you want to leave her?" Li Zhi: "???"

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Looking at you through the sniper scope

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Great Song is not afraid

The eleventh year of Shaoxing in the Southern Song Dynasty (1141 AD). This year, the Song and Jin peace negotiations were set in stone, and Qin Hui alone had the power to dominate the government and the public. This year, Yue Fei was thrown into prison and executed before the new year. This year, Lu You was still that hot-blooded youth, Zhu Xi was still a little boy, and Li Qingzhao was already a half-aged woman. This year should not have been like this. [Book friend group: 4971358059 (limited to 100 fan points = one monthly vote)]

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What bad intentions can my husband have?

Xue Dao, whom Lin Zhao was going to marry, was a monk in the past. However, she remembered in her previous life that this person had returned to secular life and became an official. However, he had the heart of a snake and turned the Great Chen Dynasty into hell in order to seize power. However, when she became his, she realized that he was really a demon. But was he…a wife doting demon? -- Xue said, Amitabha, I can't kill. Lin Zhao: If you want to eat meat, just say it. Let me be your wife. -- "Book friend group: 429908206 (Qin family's son)"

Qin Liangliang

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