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Ajax is an orphan who survives a massacre along with his friends but unfortunately gets separated from them. Fortunately, after a turn of events, he successfully gains a system which helps him increase his cultivation but doesn't know what it is called. But he knows one thing for sure, this system is mighty and helpful in taking his revenge. "Whoever you are, I am gonna find you", Ajax mumbled with a disgruntled expression. In a world where the Summoning of an elemental spirit is done through a dream when they are 15 years old, Ajax with the help of a system and his summoned spirits sets out on a journey to seek revenge against the mastermind behind the massacre.
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The Golden Age of Basketball

An epic journey of a basketball player's life... "Writing stories is like shooting hoops; you keep scoring and missing, then continue, relentlessly, until you leave the court." The distant and fervent world of basketball across the sea became the stage on which the young men released their energy and let their imaginations soar during the monotony and uncertainty of adolescence. He hopes that children who love playing basketball can have real basketball to play...

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Cultivation System: Stronger with Age

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I can return to the age of mysterious

Collecting legendary antiques, retracing the mysterious martial arts. From the moment he activated his cheat, Casio knew that he was no longer ordinary. [Legendary Antiques: Wind Elephant Ivory Pendant] Seventy years ago, in the North Flow Country of the Hong Li Federation, at the Wind Elephant Gate Youth Training Camp. "Li Wei, you are a coward! On the day your sister was brutally murdered, you were trembling in a corner! On the night of the Sect Destruction War, you disgracefully fled! During the many long years of revenge, you missed the opportunity again and again! "Now let me teach you what bravery is, let me tell you how to turn suffering into your power. I hope at the moment you behead your enemy, you will remember: you are a man, an upright man!" The taboo era, hidden legends. A Foggy continent paralyzed by the sealed land. Countless brilliant antiquities wail in the ruins. I will witness your lost legends in the mist, the knights in the sky, the ghosts in the desert, the rats in the mud. The direction of sword fights points to the light, and flowers will grow where bullets fall. The winds of history will eventually sweep away the rubbish from the era's gravesite.

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Reaching the age of thirty, my income randomly doubled

By the time I reached thirty, I hadn't managed to provide any of the happiness I wanted for my wife. I also still couldn't become the support my parents relied on. At this turning point in my fate, my income suddenly began to increase randomly. (A daily life tale in a wealthy family setting, featuring a single female lead and no harem.)

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Quotes about age in fantasy novels
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2024-11-28 08:07
In 'The Lies of Locke Lamora' by Scott Lynch, the characters' ages range from young thieves to older mentors. A quote related to age could be something about how the young learn from the old in the underworld of Camorr. 'The old thieves had seen the tides of the city change many times, and the young ones like Locke had to listen to their wisdom, for age had given them a perspective that the young lacked.' This shows that in the fantasy world of the novel, age brings with it a certain type of knowledge and experience that is valuable.
Quotes in age - related fantasy novels
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2024-11-27 15:32
One great quote from a fantasy novel with an age - related theme could be from 'The Hobbit' by J.R.R. Tolkien: 'It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.' This shows that age - old wisdom in the world of Middle - earth. Hobbits, who are generally seen as a young - at - heart and somewhat naive race, learn that they must take into account the ancient and powerful forces around them, regardless of their own age or experience level.
What are the best quotes about age in cartoons?
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2025-06-15 09:02
There are many great ones. Like in 'The Simpsons,' Homer says, 'You know, kids, a lot has changed since I was your age. But one thing remains the same - I still can't stand you!' That's a funny take on age.
Funny Quotes in Cinderella Story
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2024-11-15 05:53
A possible funny quote is 'Cinderella's mice were better dressed than most of us.' The mice in the story were always so dapper in their little outfits while they helped Cinderella, which adds a humorous touch.
Funny Quotes in Christmas Story
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2024-11-08 04:41
One funny quote from a Christmas story could be 'The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.' It's from 'Elf' and it's really catchy. It shows how Buddy the Elf is so full of joy and wants to share it with everyone around him.
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