Miss Loser is too enchanting
She was the genius daughter of an Ancient Martial Family, shining brightly, and known as one of the fearsome "Dark Twins". Due to her sister's betrayal, she and her partner both perished.
She was Ajiu of Qifeng City, the so-called waste that everyone laughed at. Although she was a daughter of a cultivating family, she had no Phantom Power Source and couldn't cultivate Phantom Power. She was banished to a remote small town and eventually beaten to death by her cousin in a dilapidated courtyard.
When the genius daughter, who gained the treasure of cultivation in the Endless Void, transmigrated into the body of the waste daughter, the gears of fate began to turn again. The waste would set foot on the path of cultivation! Contracting Divine Beasts, practicing Alchemy, refining artifacts, carrying on the legacy of ancient Divine Artifacts, seeking her kin, exterminating evil spirits, let's see how she stirs the heavens and earth!
He was the most noble man between heaven and earth, of supreme status, with a bewitching appearance. Due to a game started out of boredom, he encountered her, and from then on, through heaven and earth, he would never leave her side!
Snippet One:
Dugu Qianye sat in the way she used to practice in her previous life, beginning to examine her current body. The blocked meridians, the weak energy channels, this body was truly terrible. As she continued downward, she arrived at the Dantian, "Eh? What is this?"
What should have been an empty Dantian was floating with a... uh, an egg?
"Why is it an egg? Could my body have turned into a hen? Does it have to be this fantastical!"
"I am not an egg, you're the egg! Your whole family are eggs!" Just as Dugu Qianye was conflicted between the egg and the hen, a childish voice arose in her mind.
"Eh? The egg can talk?" Dugu Qianye was astonished.
"Damn it, I've already told you, I am not an egg!" the egg fumed.
Snippet Two:
Watching Dan Jingtian eating and exhaling from being burned at the same time, Dugu Qianye suddenly felt like teasing him. After thinking, she said, "I am a child from the mud pill family on Dot Street in Wuyou Town, next to Zixu City."
Dan Jingtian rubbed the back of his head and said, "Zixu City, Wuyou Town, why haven't I heard of any of them? Also, what’s a mud pill?"
"Stupid!" Mo Ziqing tapped Dan Jingtian's head, "Remove the city and town and read it again."
"Zixu, Wuyou, Dot, Mud Pill, ugh, it's all nonsense to trick you! No way, brother, are you playing me?"
Snippet Three:
"Hey, that woman punched a hole in the sky." Ci Hun appeared in front of Zi Xiao and said wickedly.
"Oh?" Zi Xiao looked up at him indifferently and said, "Just a hole in the sky. Go, find someone to fix that hole."
"That woman also ripped a hole in that man’s pants, right on the butt." Ci Hun continued.
"What?" The man, who had been casual just a moment ago, jumped to his feet, his bewitching face filled with rage, "A hole in the butt? Dare to show his butt in front of my woman, come, let's go chop his butt off!"
Ci Hun was speechless, saying, "That was done by the woman."
"Still, chop it off! Can't even protect his own butt, might as well chop it off."
Snippet Four:
Dugu Qianye looked at the person tied up like a rice dumpling in front of her, stroked her chin, and said, "I've decided, I'm going to rob. Hand over everything valuable you have on you!"
"I don't have any money," Mang Qianjun said indignantly, looking at Dugu Qianye.
"What? No money? Then what's the point of keeping you around! Xiaohuo, light a fire," Dugu Qianye said somberly.
"Wait, wait, I haven't finished yet," Mang Qianjun shouted, "I don't have money, but I have the entire Endless Hell. You can rob it!"
Bodhi suffering heart · Urban
I listened to this on youtube a while ago but the translation was bad, good job on the translation if that is what you did. Not many good minecraft fics out there