I Have a Book of Investiture of the Gods
Zhao Zheng had transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation. The cultivators in this world relied on visualizing powerful existences to obtain strength.
Some visualized the prehistoric beasts, some visualized the evil spirits, some visualized the sun, moon, and stars, some visualized the mountains, rivers, and seas. All living beings could be visualized.
Zhao Zheng was a disciple of Mount Qingping, but he was unable to visualize the Qingping Sword in three years. He was about to be expelled from the sect to work as a laborer. He was really unlucky.
One had to know that this was a world of immortal cultivation. Ordinary people could encounter a calamity at any time.
Therefore, it was impossible to be a mortal. Only by cultivating could he maintain his life like this.
At this moment, a book called " Investiture of the Gods " in Zhao Zheng's mind began to shine with infinite light. It was even a high-definition video version. Countless immortals, demons, and magic treasures and arrays shone within.
Hongjun, Three Pure Ones, Lu Ya, Divine Dragon, Qilin, Phoenix, Golden Crow, Star, Heavenly Court, Pangu Banner, Four Immortal Slaying Swords, Primordial Chaos Golden Dipper, and so on.
Thus, Zhao Zheng's body flashed and transformed into his true form. He raised his eyes and summoned the immeasurable Grand Sun Primordial Fire. With a wave of his hand, he summoned the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation.
In the immeasurable God's seal, I am the most respected in the primordial essence.
Strange Hermit
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