Racist old woman: I'm gonna say the N Word!
Private: That's racist! You can't say the N Word!
Skipper: Mrs. Obama, I've done it. I've stopped racism!
Mrs. Obama: Thank you Skipper. Now I am free to roam this Earth.
Trump: Not if I have anything to say about it. And I do! I'm gonna say the N Word!
Skipper: MRS OBAMA GET DOWN
Trump: Niggaaa
Skipper: Mrs. Obama, where are you? Are you okay?
Trump: She is no longer with us, Skipper. And with her death, I am finally free to say the N Word whenever I want.
Martin Luther King Jr.: Not if I have anything to say about it, Trump! And, I do! Prepare for my Civil Rights Beam!
Trump: AAAAAAUG
Trump: Skipper, my son, you wouldn't let me die, would you?
Skipper: Shut up, cracker
Trump: AAAAAAUG
Skipper: Hey Kowalski, who's that guy in front of us rising out of the water?
False Obama: It is I, Barack Obama!
Kowalski: Mr. Obama, what are you doing here?
False Obama: I have come to exact revenge on you penguins for allowing my wife to die at the hands of Donald Trump.
Skipper: But Mr. Obama, we did everything we could!
False Obama: I've already made up my mind.
Skipper: Mr. Obama, don't do it! This won't bring Michelle back!
False Obama: Niggaaa
Penguins: AAAAAAUG
Skipper: Skipper's Log, #32. Barack Obama has struck us out of the sky by saying the N Word.
Kowalski: It just doesn't make sense, Skipper! Obama would never say the N Word!
Skipper: I don't understand it either Kowalski. But some things you just gotta live with. Unless... Donald Trump! I shoulda known it was you!
False Obama(Trump): Skipper, my son, I see you've discovered my master plan. Now that I've taken over Obama's body, I have full reign to say the N Word whenever and however I please.
Skipper: So what you're saying is you're inside of another man?
False Obama(Trump): Why, yes, I suppose you could say that.
Skipper: But Mr. Trump, wouldn't that make you GAY?
False Obama(Trump): No.. this can't be!
Trump: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Skipper: Well boys, we did it. Racism is no more.
Mr. Obama: Hello, Skipper.
Skipper: Mr. Obama? What are you doing here?
Mr. Obama: I came to thank you for your great service to this country.
Skipper: No thanks necessary, Mr. Obama.
Mr. Obama: As a token of my gratitude, I'd like to give you the N Word Pass.
Skipper: Mr. Obama, it is an honor to call you my nigga.
Mr. Obama: And as to you, old friend