Genshin x Minecraft: Transforming Teyvat Using MC Mods
Ryen, who traversed into Teyvat, unlocked a two-way portal to the world of Minecraft.
Not only can he bring others into MC, but he can also activate various mods?
Nahida: "If you want to get rich, start by chopping trees! Dig three blocks and refill the mine once!"
Hu Tao: "Hey, piglins over there, why not try this new coffin? Crafted from pure obsidian, buy with confidence, die in peace!"
Venti: "Hehe! Dvalin, stop looking for me; I'm worried the Ender Dragon might misunderstand!"
Yae Miko: "Yae Publishing House is now mass-producing Drawn Swords! Only 999 Mora each, an essential blade for duels in front of the emperor!"
Zhongli: "From a rational perspective, this weapon called Barrett seems more practical than the Vortex Vanquisher."
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Years later, the dormant Heavenly Principles awakened.
Looking at the drastically transformed Teyvat, they could only slowly raise a question mark.
“Heavenly Principles ahead, you are suspected of unlicensed flying within city limits and will be detained and prosecuted by the 73rd Security Bureau of Teyvat.”
“You have the right to remain silent. If you resist with force, we will not hesitate to deploy Titan Iron Golems and aerospace carrier battle fleets.”
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Original Author: 地下道大主管
PixelWarden · Video Games
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