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Apocalypse: King of Zombies
Author: GigglyCat
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“If mercy and kindness can't save the world… then this time, I choose violence.” — Ethan Cole Huff… What the hell— …Did I seriously just— get reborn? Fifteen days before it starts? Before everything falls apart… and turns into that game. A voice cuts in— [Ding! Congratulations. You’ve been granted a one-time rebirth opportunity.] [Bonus reward: Spatial Storage Ring.] Ethan goes still. A cheat ability… and a storage ring? …You’ve got to be kidding me. Then— [Please choose: Join the humans… or the zombies?] He stares at it. If he picks human— Yeah. He knows exactly how that plays out. Scraping for supplies. Fighting over scraps. Watching people turn on each other. Dying like everyone else. … He exhales slowly. Then lets out a low, humorless laugh. “Yeah.” “I’ve done that already.” A pause. His gaze hardens. “Let’s try something else.” “Zombies.” For a split second— the system… hesitates. Then— [Warning… selection deviates from expected path.] Silence. And then— [God: …That’s a terrible idea.] A beat. [God: …Go on, then.]
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Apocalipsis: Rey de los Zombies

Si la misericordia y la bondad no pueden salvar al mundo, entonces esta vez, elijo la violencia. Renací en la muerte, como el pecado bajo el sol ardiente.——Ethan Cole ¿Huff... Qué está pasando? ¡¿Hay una azafata con copa D durmiendo junto a mí!? ¡¿Realmente he renacido!? ¡¿De vuelta a quince días antes de que comience el juego del apocalipsis zombi!? [¡Ding! ¡Felicidades, afortunado! ¡Se te ha concedido una oportunidad única de renacer, junto con un anillo de almacenamiento espacial!] [¡Ding! Por favor elige: ¿Unirte a los humanos o a los zombies?] ¡¿Una habilidad de trampa y un anillo de almacenamiento!? Si elijo ser humano, puedo acumular suministros, pasar el rato con diferentes mujeres en un refugio... ¿No es este el comienzo perfecto para un héroe post-apocalíptico? "Así que esta vez, elijo... ¡zombies!" Dios: "¡¡¡Idiota!!! ¡Si lo hubiera sabido, habría dado esta oportunidad de renacer a otra persona!"

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Apokalypse: König der Zombies

Wenn Gnade und Freundlichkeit die Welt nicht retten können, dann wähle ich diesmal Gewalt. Ich wurde im Tod wiedergeboren, wie die Sünde unter der brennenden Sonne.——Ethan Cole Huff... Was ist los? Eine Flugbegleiterin mit D-Körbchen schläft neben mir!? Wurde ich wirklich wiedergeboren!? Zurück zu fünfzehn Tage bevor das Apokalypse-Spiel beginnt!? [Ding! Glückwunsch, Glückspilz! Dir wurde eine einmalige Chance gewährt, wiedergeboren zu werden, zusammen mit einem räumlichen Speicherring!] [Ding! Bitte wähle: Schließe dich den Menschen oder den Zombies an?] Eine Cheat-Fähigkeit und ein Speicherring!? Wenn ich mich für die Menschen entscheide, kann ich Vorräte anlegen, mit verschiedenen Frauen in einem sicheren Haus abhängen... Ist das nicht der perfekte Start für einen postapokalyptischen Helden? "Also diesmal wähle ich... Zombies!" Gott: "Idiot!!! Wenn ich das gewusst hätte, hätte ich diese Wiedergeburtschance jemand anderem gegeben!"

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Apocalypse : Le Roi des Zombies

Si la miséricorde et la gentillesse ne peuvent pas sauver le monde, alors cette fois, je choisis la violence. Je suis né à nouveau dans la mort, comme le péché sous le soleil brûlant.——Ethan Cole Huff... Que se passe-t-il ? Il y a une hôtesse de l'air avec un bonnet D qui dort à côté de moi !? Suis-je vraiment né à nouveau !? Quinze jours avant le début du jeu d'apocalypse zombie !? [Ding! Félicitations, chanceux ! On vous a accordé une chance unique de renaître, ainsi qu'un anneau de stockage spatial !] [Ding! Veuillez choisir : Rejoindre les humains ou les zombies ?] Une capacité de triche, et un anneau de stockage !? Si je choisis d'être humain, je peux stocker des provisions, traîner avec différentes femmes dans un abri... N'est-ce pas le début parfait pour un héros post-apocalyptique ? "Alors cette fois, je choisis... les zombies !" Dieu : "Idiot !!! Si j'avais su, j'aurais donné cette chance de renaissance à quelqu'un d'autre !"

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Transmigration d'un monde de zombies pour devenir l'épouse du roi mécha

Il y avait trois mots dans l'empire Étoile du Soleil pour décrire Scarlet Su : inutile, déchet et stupide. Mais un jour, le compte étoile de Scarlet Su est passé d'avoir le nom d'utilisateur 'La fiancée du roi mécha' à 'Le roi mécha, c'est nul.' Soudain, tout le monde se demandait quelle nouvelle quête d'attention elle inventait ? Mourant sur une Terre infestée de zombies, une jeune femme plonge dans un portail qui devrait mener à un merveilleux nouveau monde mais au lieu de cela, elle se réveille dans un monde interstellaire dans le corps de Scarlet Su, l'épouse indésirable du général favori de l'empire et roi mécha. Elle devient instantanément mère du fils du général et copropriétaire d'une planète poubelle non développée. Heureusement, elle a transmigré avec son espace de stockage, des millions de fournitures et une volonté de travailler dur. Malheureusement, elle est dupée en devenant un faucheur d'âmes dans ce monde interstellaire. Chaque semaine, elle doit livrer des âmes au sous-monde ou risquer de perdre sa force mentale nouvellement acquise et de redevenir la vieille Scarlet faible et inutile. Elle est passée de Scarlet l'inutile à Scarlet l'incroyable et son mari est soudainement venu la supplier désespérément d'accepter son amour. Elle a dit, « Parle d'abord à ton fils, c'est lui qui cherche un père. » Mais son fils a dit, « Tu veux être mon papa, rejoins la file des prétendants là-bas et remplis tes informations. » Extrait : « Alors le mari prodigue revient après tout ce temps et moi qui pensais que tu étais mort. » dit-elle avec sarcasme. « Surveille ta langue Scarlet, je suis toujours ton mari. » Scarlet a ri et a croisé les bras, « Ah donc tu es conscient d'être un mari, comment devrais-je réagir maintenant que tu as choisi d'assumer le titre que tu as si facilement voulu jeter il y a quelques mois. Devrais-je applaudir et ensuite enlever mes vêtements et te supplier de me ravager ? » elle a levé les yeux au ciel et a reniflé avec dédain. Elle regardait son mari s'approcher lentement d'elle avec un regard concentré et furieux et elle se demandait si elle l'avait poussé à bout. « Tu as osé m'envoyer des papiers de divorce, Scarlet, as-tu perdu la raison ? » 'Non,' pensa-t-elle, 'au contraire, c'est toi qui as perdu la tienne.' La photo de couverture n'est pas la mienne et peut être retirée à la demande du propriétaire.

1cutecat · Sci-fi

Le Roi des Zombies Baby-sitte l'Impératrice Réincarnée

Lu Chuan découvre qu'il devient un zombie après avoir transmigré dans ce monde apocalyptique. Juste quand il ne pouvait plus supporter la solitude et voulait en finir, Lu trouve inopinément une petite fille sur le point de mourir de faim. À partir de ce moment, il devient un baby-sitter zombie et n'est plus seul, mais il ne sait pas que la petite fille est en réalité une Impératrice réincarnée. "Ce zombie ne semblait pas avoir l'intention de me manger, mais m'a donné du lait en poudre, a changé mes couches..." "Attends, il semble qu'il m'élève comme sa fille !"

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