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Who would study psychology unless they had some issues?!
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"Who would study psychology unless they had some issues?!" "Who said that?" Nan Zhubin raised an eyebrow: "He's right!" ---------------------------- Psychological-themed professional literature. Serious Keywords 1: [Depression] [Personality Disorder] [Hypochondriasis] [PTSD] [Oedipus Complex] [Groupthink], etc. Serious Keywords 2: [Big Five Personality Traits] [Behavioral Correction] [Dream Interpretation] [Sand Box Therapy] [Rational Emotive Therapy], etc.
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Don't Feed the Aliens! (Unless They Pay)

Jaxx was a culinary prodigy on Earth—a man who could turn a pack of instant noodles into a Michelin-starred experience. But after a freak grease fire sends him to the great kitchen in the sky, he wakes up in the pilot’s seat of the Iron Omelet, a sentient, rust-bucket food truck currently drifting through a lawless sector of space where the local pirates use cardboard for armor. In this universe, "fine dining" is a tasteless grey nutrient paste called Sludge. To the inhabitants of the stars, flavor doesn't exist. To Jaxx, this isn't just a tragedy—it’s a goldmine. [System Initializing...] [Mission: Reclaim the Galactic Palate] [Warning: The System is a Capitalist. All Transactions are Final. No Pay, No Buffet.] Armed with a Singularity Spatula that can flip burgers or flip gravity, Jaxx begins his "Weak-to-Strong" grind from the bottom of the food chain. But space is full of "High-Tier Elites," "Stellar Sovereigns," and "Arrogant Prince-lings" who think they can get a five-star meal for the "low price of exposure." When a spoiled Galactic Prince demands a "Sacred Taco" as a protection tax and orders his guards to seize the truck, he expects Jaxx to beg for mercy. Instead, Jaxx locks the reinforced glass, turns up the AC, and takes a slow, crunchy bite of the taco right in the Prince's face. "Oh, you’re a Level 99 Star-Eater? Cool story. My price just tripled because your breath fogged my window. Cash, Core-Energy, or get off my curb, buddy. Otherwise, go back to eating your dirt-paste and crying about it." From deep-frying planet-sized calamari to making God-Kings beg for a drop of hot sauce, Jaxx is on a mission to prove that while the customer is always right, the Chef is the one with the keys to the Warp-Drive. He has one rule: No Credit. No Barter. And definitely don't feed the aliens... unless they pay.

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[Su Liao's sweet pet, 1v1, double virgin, strong man, strong woman, vest, big boss] Everyone said that Tangxi was a monster because she was different in the day and at night. Someone saw her wandering on the streets in the middle of the night like a lonely ghost! Only Fu Lishen said that Tang Xi was very beautiful at night. Her bloodthirsty eyes were very beautiful. She was like a child curled up in a corner, eating a lollipop and counting the stars. She was very beautiful when she held a knife and gritted her teeth, especially when…she was the most beautiful when she called him Brother Shen… Before meeting Fu Lishen, Tang Xi never thought that she would climb out of the mud one day. After meeting Fu Lishen, Tang Xi felt that Fu Lishen was her light and her salvation. She would put down the knife when she heard his name. She never bought lollipops herself again because Fu Lishen would buy lollipops that tasted better than hers. She would sleep defenseless in his arms until dawn… "Candy Baby," he said,"we're both people who struggled out of hell on earth. We have to be warm to each other for the rest of our lives." "Is a lifetime enough?" she asked with a smile. "Not enough. I have to live forever." - The beautiful and valiant female president of a fashion group who doesn't say much vs. the big shot of a consortium who is on the verge of breaking down people every day (This book is also known as Mr. Fu, You Were the One Who Was Touched First.)

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