The whole world is knocking on my CP with the villain
As everyone knew, although the female writer Cheng Zi and the male writer Long Yan were under the same roof, the two of them were like fire and water. Whenever they had time, they would tear each other apart.
Until the two of them were dragged into a melodramatic game by their own editor, one became a little junior sister of the immortal sect, and the other became a big villain tyrant, the system immediately gave the two instructions,"Help each other find true love and you can go home!"
Hence, the two of them crazily praised each other…
It was said that the Demonic Monarch Long Yan was extremely ugly and cruel?
Cheng Zi: " If you want to marry someone, you have to marry the Demon Lord. You have a handsome and rich wife!"
"You must have something going on with him."
"You've misunderstood…"
I heard that immortal women are fierce, vicious, and jealous?
Long Yan: " The junior sister of the Carefree Sect is beautiful, kind-hearted, well-read, and well-mannered. Do you like anyone?"
"We don't dare to covet the ruler's people."
"I didn't mean that…"
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[Reading Guide]
1. Please don't watch it with logic.
2. Character behavior, please don't promote author
3. random update
I'm Laughing in the Spring Breeze
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