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The Best Director
Author: Wallee The Robot
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Wang Yang never stopped pursuing his dream of becoming a director and making movies that could amaze the world. However, the fate seemed to play a malicious joke on him. He got wrongly accused and expelled from USC. Fortunately, when God closed a door to Wang Yang, he opened a window for him. After a baby stroller hit him on the street, he began to be able to watch the movies from the future in his head! Since then, the year of 1988 was destined to be an extraordinary year. Besides the miracle written by “Titanic”, one of the most legendary directors in the 21st century was rising quietly…

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100x Rebate Sharing System: Retired Incubus Wants to Marry & Have Kids

« MATURE CONTENT » One learns the hard way how wrong this line actually is: 'Brains over brawn.' It all started when Viktor Redwood slaughtered ten thousand soldiers, outwitted the legendary Emperor Leo and his five mythical-class heroines, and put a bullet through his head in front of those heroines—all achieved using sheer intelligence. But even with all that, he lost everything, got too lazy to even care about anything, and was cornered by absolute strength—all while his corrupted incubus race slowly awakened within him, warping his body with demonic features he could barely hide—leading him to decide to at least kill those heroines alongside himself in a boom. Only for him to regress back into his fat, powerless, and cursed body, starting again. This time, with the knowledge that his dormant bloodline will manifest again, transforming him piece by piece. The bad thing about all this? Now he's been thrown back to his worst day—the trial where his fiancée Elena—the one who put a blade to his heart just a moment ago—framed him. But even that didn't stop him from becoming the villain who made heroes bleed and heroines breed. Unlike last time, when he had thwarted her plans, this time he chose to exile himself to prepare an army of his children and wives. Viktor's got the 100x Ability Rebate System: enter powerful women, steal their abilities, multiply them by 100, and return them in bundles when they become mothers with a ratio of 100% to wives and 50% to children. And with a corrupted bloodline that changes his human self to Incubus as he use system—he will get to have a new identity as Householder Incubus. However, this time, the issue is a small twist—where, even with such an overpowered skill, he has been thrown into a wasteland with his loyal mid-thirties nanny, Helena. Will a weak baron with a cursed bloodline slowly transforming his body be able to create his own army and become the Emperor? « What to Expect: => Lots of Lemons (Babies aren't going to pop from the sky, right?) => Fatherhood Journey (A young man to a father of an army of babies, funny x100) => Transformation from Lust to Responsibilities (Responsible Lust, TADA!) => Kingdom Building + Cute, smart children running the kingdom while parents are on vacation. (Vacation to add more babies to the collection to run the kingdom) => Children Handling Kingdoms (Rest assured, babies will be smart and proficient in all subjects you all failed.) => Teaching Lessons to Heroines Who Dared to Touch the MC (Not forgiveness but punishment by giving heroines' brothers and sisters.)

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What are some examples of 'best kids are stupid stories'?
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2024-11-26 23:50
One example could be a story where a very kind-hearted but naive kid tries to help a 'lost' bird by putting it in a cage, not realizing the bird is just exploring nearby and doesn't need 'rescuing'. Another might be a child who is convinced that if they water a toy plant, it will grow real leaves because they don't fully understand the difference between real and fake plants yet.
Why do 'best kids are stupid stories' often amuse us?
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2024-11-27 04:05
They amuse us because of the innocence. Kids' actions are not guided by complex motives like adults. It's pure and simple thinking that makes us laugh.
Kids Aren't Stupid (2024)
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2026-02-02 12:24
Kids Are Not Stupid 3 was released in Singapore on June 6th, 2024. It was the second-best Asian film in 2024 with 56,000 dollars on its first day. It was released in the mainland of China on August 16, 2024. The film was written and directed by Liang Zhiqiang, with Hu Jing, Zhou Yuchen, Rong Qihang, Cao Guohui and other actors. It focused on the journey of transfer student Zihao and his mother Wenting in Singapore. As the primary school entrance examination approached, Zhou Yuchen and Hu Jing had a series of funny stories around the school campus. The first two movies in the series were a wake-up call for parents to correct the detours in the education process. The director of this movie directly raised a machete and cut open the stubborn problem of education. From the perspective of the school principal, the teacher, the students, and the parents, the three perspectives were constantly switched. The plot revolved around the children's studies. Zihao, who transferred from Shanghai to Singapore, surpassed the recognized top student Jayden under the supervision and companionship of his mother. As a result, the "balance" between his class and the parents behind the students was broken. All kinds of conflicts and contradictions came one after another, and they developed out of control one after another. During the roadshow, the audience received enthusiastic feedback. Some parents thought that this was a caring film that would bring parents a lot of thoughts and let everyone realize that learning did not mean everything. Every child was a useful person and hoped that their children could grow up healthily. More and more viewers expressed that they had " taken the role " in the movie. The plot design was too realistic." Kids Are Not Stupid 3 " was like a mirror that reflected their problems in their children's education, so they could reflect on themselves and correct themselves. The MV song was also full of healing power, conveying the positive message of " I'm not as stupid as you think." Watching " Wild Child " wasn't enough. Everyone, please click to read the novel!
What are some of the best stories for kids in 'kids best stories'?
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2024-12-13 17:17
Another type could be adventure stories. In some of the stories in 'kids best stories', kids might go on a magical journey. They explore new places, meet different characters, and learn about problem - solving along the way. These stories can fuel a child's imagination and encourage them to be brave when facing difficulties.
What are the most interesting stories in 'best stupid stories'?
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2024-11-20 17:32
There's a story about a man who bought a pair of shoes that were too small for him. Instead of returning them, he spent weeks trying to stretch them with his hands, different tools, and even by wearing multiple socks. It was a really dumb idea but made for an interesting read.
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