erotica spanking from pastor story
I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
*PASTOR WHO STOLE N500,000 OPEN CHEQUE*...🧐... A couple invited the pastor of their church for dinner in their home. After the pastor left, the man said to his wife; " I think the pastor has stolen the N500,000 open bank cheque that I kept on the table of which I had the intention to give him". Angrily his wife exclaimed; " *these so-called men of God, if they are not pedophile, they are thieves*🤥...There is no need to invite him again. We shall from henceforth be attending another church". Two months later, the woman met the pastor in a certain street and was courageous enough to face him and said: " Good morning pastor, you have surely realised that we no longer attend your church. This is because we're very angry with you. The day you ate in our house, there was a N500,000 open bank cheque on the table. It disappeared while we were eating. You were the only person who visited our house at that time".😲... The pastor said to her, " *yes, I took the cheque. I put it in the Bible to avoid spilling the sauce on it*. 💁♂ The woman got so confused and asked the pastor to forgive her. Back in her house, she took up the Bible and found the bank cheque which had been there for two months !!🙆♂.. *For two months, both husband and wife had not opened their Bible to reflect on the word of God ; For two months she and her husband falsely accused the pastor; For two months, the incident had tortured them silently* 🤷♂ Lesson : *Always be sure of your facts before you accuse anybody to avoid falsehood* 👨🏻🌾👩🏻🌾...