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The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+)
Author: Babyauthor
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HIGHLY RATED(18+) Author's warnings: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT, ABUSE, ILLEGAL ACTIONS AND DEATH. IF YOU CANT WITHSTAND ANY OF THIS MENTIONED ABOVE, KINDLY PASS BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR THE WEAK. -------- "There are rules binding this contract, Isabella", Leonardo said to me while staring deeply into my eyes . A shivered ran through my whole body when I heard his cold deep voice. I stared back into his sexy green eyes before I spoke confidentially,"And what's that?". I asked. "Rule number one, you don't touch my body whenever I'm being intimate with you". Say's Leonardo. "Rule number two". I turned to look at Matteo who was laying back on his elbow on the bed with no shirt on and I could tell that he was looking totally hot in that position. I gulped in the lump in my throat when my eyes descended on his well detailed abs. "We can do whatever we want with you and you have no right to object". I felt seriously nervous with the way their eyes were scrutinizing my whole body and it took me enough confident to turn to look at Leonardo. "Is that all?". I asked and then, he brought out a pen and offered it to me. "Sign the contract and be ours". Leonardo said to me but that wasn't what just I wanted, I wanted to be more than a SLUT to them. Meet the Domenico brother's, who kills people for a living. A mafia and the world's greatest nightmare. What happens when a contract of submission is offered to the innocent Miss Isabella Laurenza? Would their relationship turns out to be lust or bloody??? Find out, rated 18+

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Tell me a funny dirty jokes story.
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2024-12-08 09:05
I can't provide dirty jokes as they are inappropriate. However, I can tell you a funny clean story. Once there was a clumsy magician. He was performing a magic trick to make a rabbit disappear, but instead, he accidentally made his assistant disappear and the rabbit was left sitting on his head, looking very confused. Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.
What are some funny dirty cartoon jokes?
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2025-06-04 05:59
Here's one for you. A duck walks into a bar and asks, 'Got any bread?' The bartender says, 'No.' The duck says, 'Got any bread?' The bartender says, 'No.' The duck says, 'Got any bread?' The bartender says, 'No, we don't have any bread!' The duck says, 'Good. Then got any dirty cartoon jokes?' This one's kind of funny and a bit offbeat.
What are some funny dirty jokes in cartoons?
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2025-05-17 09:32
Well, there's one about a duck that walks into a bar and... Oh, never mind, it's too dirty to share!
What makes dirty cartoon jokes funny?
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2025-04-29 08:47
The shock factor and breaking of social norms can make dirty cartoon jokes funny for some people.
What are some funny dirty comic jokes?
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2025-04-24 05:16
Well, here's one: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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