dad catchs boy sucking his son stories

Great Story with a great Foundation. Now that's 140 words. As I am bad with this reviews I'm just gonna tell you a story(joke) . . . . . On Thanksgiving day, a little boy overhears his mom and dad fighting. He hears his mom call his dad a bastard and hears his dad call his mom a *****. He asks, "Mommy, what does bastard mean?" She answers, "Um, it means boy." Then he asks, "Daddy, what does ***** mean?" He says, "Uh, it means girl." Later that day, the boy sees his father in the bathroom shaving; the dad accidentally cuts himself and says, "Shit." The son asks, "What does **** mean?" The dad says, "It means shaving cream." Then he sees his mom in the kitchen carving the turkey; she accidentally cuts herself and says, "Fuck." The son asks her what that word means and she says, "It means carving." That evening, the family's guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. The son opens the door to welcome them and says, "Welcome bitches and bastards! My dad is in the bathroom rubbing **** on his face and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

mom and son such a lovely scene papers or guns ? son of Sei .... sure gun only how wise the little boy is His will come back ti him he will becone a great genius like his mom and dad. the bond between them will set everything right

Can't believe that lou is the dad but thankful for it... Anyways, I hope that lou love Victoria to the point that he impregnated her... And that he still love her till now and will accept and acknowledge the little boy as his son...

Why can't they stop pretending and put away their difference, come back together and stop making everyone around them uncomfortable. They both come back together even if not for the sick both of the sick of their son. Cause the boy need both his mom and his dad.

I'm just here to write a review because the author's sheer confidence. It's something I haven't seen in a long time. Fun Joke: Dad on his death bed: Son, I have to tell you something Son under his breath: I bet I’m adopted Dad: You were ado... Dad dies Son: Knew it Dad wakes up: You were adorable as a baby Dad dies Son: A***, thats so sweet Dad wakes up: That’s why we adopted you