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Extra And MC

One Hero Is Not Enough To Save The World. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Amael, the hero, singlehandedly wiped out more than half of the entire demon race all on his own and even won against the demon king. This should have put him at ease but unfortunately for the human race, the demon king and his race were fated to come back to life again after thousands of years, just like it's always been. "You may have won this time Amael, but the next time, there'll be no one as powerful enough as you to save this world" the demon king cackled with a malicious laughter as he faded away. "This is only a temporary peace..." "Very well then... If this is what I must do to completely eradicate them, then I will" Amael then made a decision. A decision he had hoped would ensure the safety of the future for generations to come. _________________________________________________________________ "We were supposed to be dead, but when we both woke up, we found ourselves in this new world... a world that was all too familiar to both of us" _________________________________________________________________ Author Note: The first few chapters (Around 20 chaps) will be written in 1st person POV but after the introduction of more characters, I will seamlessly switch to the third person POV. Also, as you might've noticed, there will be two male leads. I really hope you enjoy reading the book as much as I enjoyed writing it!

Another Stupid Isekai

This is an Isekai styled story, written from the point of view of the protagonist. Discover the secret of the new, unknown world with Peter, as he sets his first steps in an empty, ruined city. Meet new people from all around the globe. Fight, laugh, and cry.

Rich and Powerful

Martin, an ordinary man burdened by financial struggles and a monotonous job, experiences a dramatic shift in his reality when he encounters a mysterious and powerful system. This enigmatic force, activated by peculiar chimes at noon and midnight, transforms Martin's life in ways he could never have anticipated. At noon, the system presents Martin with the opportunity to earn substantial financial rewards through an unpredictable multiplier based on his expenditures. The range of potential gains is vast, from modest refunds to astronomical sums. This discovery allows Martin to escape his financial woes, revealing the system's potential to alter his economic status dramatically. By midnight, the system grants Martin a chance to make a single wish with unknown limits and consequences. This dual-trigger mechanism introduces an element of high-stakes decision-making, challenging Martin to navigate his newfound power wisely.

She and He and Him Box Set

In these steamy erotic romances, strong and sassy women know what they like in bed, and find themselves given the chance of a lifetime when they take on two men at once between the sheets. This book gathers together four of Shawna Jeanne’s best-selling MMF bisexual ménage stories in one red hot collection.<br><br>Contains the stories:<br><br><strong>For Pete’s Sake</strong>: Sheila has always known her husband Pete is bisexual -- his attraction to guys is part of what attracts her to him in the first place. But since they've been together, he hasn't been with anyone other than her, male or female. She wants to reward him for being so loving and faithful ... and she'd be lying if she didn't admit that the idea of watching her husband have sex with another man turns her.<br><br><strong>She Said Yes!</strong>: Marianne falls for Ben, but he's gay and introduces her to his hot best friend, Johnny. The two guys share everything, and before long, Ben wants to join Johnny and Marianne in bed. Johnny is afraid to ask, though. What if the thought of a threesome scares her away? It looks like she’ll have to take matters into her own hands if she wants both men between the sheets.<br><br><strong>Swing Both Ways</strong>: The only guy Jenny is interested in is her coworker Eric, but even though he seems interested in her, he’s in a committed relationship with Mike. The way he flirts with her only makes matters worse. Does he like her, or is he only being nice? When they invite her along to a Halloween party, will she be a third wheel, or will she discover the guys swing both ways?<br><br><strong>Turning Thirty</strong>: Lisa is turning thirty, and knows her youth is fading. So when her boyfriend Nick asks what she’d like for her birthday, she says a threesome. She knows he and his best friend Ray have experimented in the past, so getting them together again with her in the middle won’t be a problem. Nick treats her like a princess, but things heat up royally when Ray joins them in the bedroom.

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bagaiman perasaanmu jika tau calon suami mu adalah seorang gay?? lanjut menikah dengannya?? atau mundur saja?? dan bagaimana perasaanmu jika kau sudah berusaha keras supaya perempuan yang tidak kau sukai pergi dari hidupmu tapi malah tetap bertahan walau segala cara sudah kau lakukan agar perempuan itu menyerah?? namun kamu malah jatuh cinta, bagaimana kamu akan menghadapinya? dan bagaimana perasaanmu jika kau jatuh cinta dengan istri dari pasangan gay mu dan juga sekaligus adik angkatmu sendiri? bahkan kau dulu pernah ingin membunuhnya karena dialah wanita penghancur hubunganmu dengan kekasih gay mu? bagaimana kisah ini akan berjalan? dijalan manakah mereka harus menentukan langkah?

Transmigration: The Stupid Canon Fodder Falls for the Villain Duke

excerpt:"Congratulations, Host! You have entered the world of The Almighty Prince of Arderla!" The voice chirped again. "Your mission? Survive, thrive, and maybe… make your cold, brooding husband fall in love with you!" Ivy Everhart blinked. A fat, chibi bird was floating in front of her, bouncing with excitement. Just moments ago, raiders had attacked her bookstore and—oh yeah—shot her. "Excuse me, what?" Ivy asked flatly. The system continued, ignoring her confusion. "Congratulations, Ivy Everhart! You are now Ivy Everhart, the cannon fodder wife of the villain in the book!" Ivy froze. Then, she wailed dramatically, clutching her long red hair. "Somebody just kill me again!" synopsis: Ivy Everhart was just a struggling bookstore owner until a bullet to the chest landed her in the world of The Almighty Prince of Arderla—as the most hated side character, the villain’s cannon fodder wife. Her new life comes with one mission: survive. But Ivy is already doomed. The original Ivy was a spoiled noblewoman obsessed with the crown prince, humiliating her husband—the powerful and ruthless Duke Lucien Ashburn—until he finally cast her aside. And in the book? That’s when he kills her. Armed with a mischievous chibi system and a lot of desperation, Ivy hatches a plan: make Lucien fall for her and change her fate. But her schemes go off the rails when Lucien—the cold, unreadable villain—turns the tables. He’s suspicious. He’s possessive. And worst of all… he’s interested. Now, trapped between her own survival instincts and the villain’s dangerously growing affection, Ivy must navigate a game where the slightest misstep could be fatal. Will she tame the villain or end up as just another forgotten extra in his tragic story? One thing’s for sure—she can’t afford to lose.

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Pleasure and All

Liam is a young selfmade multimillionaire who doesn't want a lasting relationship with a woman. When Aria walks into his life, she changes his mindset. It is not all about the looks. Winning the heart of a Billionaire is no game. It requires a lot of hard work. To fulfill the Billionare's desires, Aria has to submit and show Liam that they can work out their relationship. Aria is falls in love with Liam but it is hard to convince him that her feelings are true. It's all for the pleasure but Aria wants more than that.

Will and Pleasure

After his parents’ nasty divorce, Jake Welther was raised by his mother, so when his father dies, he’s surprised to find his name among his brothers’ in the will. Jake never thought he’d get anything from his old man, but neither the house nor the money is his inheritance. It’s a young sex slave named Luke.<br><br>Luke is a product of the streets. One unfortunate night, a bad encounter with a client ended with him curled up in an alley, filthy and hurt. When Craig Welthier Sr. took him in, Luke thought he was finally safe and protected. Little did he know Craig would turn out to be worse than any of his previous clients.<br><br>With his father gone, Jake doesn’t know what to do with Luke. His three brothers see no harm in continuing to use their father’s slave for their own twisted purposes. Though he doesn’t think of himself as anyone’s hero, he knows what Luke has endured at the hands of his family is wrong. Can Jake stand up to his brothers to rescue Luke? Will Luke find his happy ending after all?

Now and Forever

Harley Green has never been lucky in love, but after yet another unfortunate date, he doesn't expect to encounter a fight between a malevolent spirit and Connor Bowman, a man who claims to be a soul collector. Due to Harley's untimely interference, Connor loses his grip on the evil spirit, who immediately escapes from the scene. Now, Harley has the responsibility to help Connor recapture that wicked spirit, and it's difficult when he's often distracted by how attractive the soul collector really is.<br><br>Connor has been a soul collector for more than six thousand years, but he has never been affected by a mortal's presence until Harley. He has no idea what it is about Harley he can't seem to shake off. Harley somehow feels really familiar to him, but he can't remember ever meeting that man. It doesn't matter, though. All he needs to do is remain by Harley's side until he catches that malevolent spirit. Then he will return to the underworld. However, that's easier said than done, and it becomes so much worse when he starts developing feelings for Harley.<br><br>Can Harley and Connor discover the link between them and work things out somehow? Or is happily ever after nothing but a fairy tale?

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Revenge by The Stupid Man to The Emperor [BL]

[Hello everyone, I will be on HIATUS. Please don't buy the privilege until I'm back.] “No! I don’t want to die and give you my money!” “I will die with you so you don’t have to worry!” At the last moment of his life, the stingy and stupid Shao Chen still considered his money and felt relieved after knowing that other people won’t use his money. His soul flew away with peace but…. ‘Hm? I’m still alive?!’ --- He was transmigrated into a pretty man’s body name Yao Yusheng. Without knowing why, his new family was murdered by the emperor and he decided to go into the palace as a harem girl to get revenge. But, even though he had managed to go inside the palace…. ‘What is harem?’ ‘What should I do to get my revenge?’ ‘What exactly is revenge about?’ How did Shao Chen get his revenge without any clue about it? --- This is a story about a stupid and stingy man that transmigrated into a pretty man’s body and the emperor of the kingdom Xin who was easily blinded with love. A story full of the MC foolishness while trying to get his revenge against the emperor which giving headaches to everyone around him and some mysteries behind the nobles. This is my first time writing in English and I’m still learning so please give me constructive feedback. -- Check my other stories: - This is Your Baby, Mr. Incubus! [BL] (Indonesian) Follow me on: IG: aoishana8 Discord: AoiShana8#5682

Kings And Queens

21++ Mature Audience Only Why? Why he doesn't want to touch me? I've already become his wife?" Helena doesn't know how to act, feel sad or happy? The man is married to her, didn't even glance at her on the first night. How lowly is she in the eyes of King Aarez? If not for Queen Revania's request, Helena would not want to marry King Louis. A man of all perfection, Even King Louis Aarez already has a beautiful Queen and two empresses. e He is an idol for the people of Aarez."

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Always and Forever

Everything is not what it seems, True love is never easy as It comes with a price, ......................... I would taste death willingly , If that's what it takes to love you -Catalina She had everything you could possibly wish for, the money, the beauty, the perfect job, the 'perfect' family, the 'perfect' fiance, one thing Catalina underestimated and felt she could live without was "love," So when he came along, she fell desperately and madly in love with the young Stiliyan . In this life time, in the next, or the next after, no matter how many times I am to be reborn, I would love you like I have always loved you, "Always and Forever" -Stiliyan Dimitro

Love And Conspiracy

Sebuah permainan yang berbahaya menciptakan romansa dan konspirasi yang mendalam. Seorang gadis cantik terjebak dalam lima pria tampan. Dia tak mampu untuk melarikan diri. Dimanapun ia berada, selalu ada trik yang tak bisa membuatnya berkutik hingga ia mendapatkan cinta sejatinya. Sanggupkah ia melewati setiap peristiwa yang mengorbankan harga dirinya itu, jika ada seseorang yang mengendalikan hidupnya?

Haziel and Zoelie

Kisah cinta antara sosok gunung es dan mentari yang telah di takdirkan bersama. Haziel pangeran es yang bisa mencintai Zoelie sang mentari. Keduanya mempunya kehidupan yang sangat bahagia dan sempurna saat mempunyai dua putra dan putri yang menyempurnakan keluarga kecil mereka. Hanya saja, perjalanan cinta keduanya di terpa masalah dan takdir yang tidak bisa yang di alami oleh Zoelie. Membuat sebuah pengorbanan di antara rasa kasih sayang dan cinta. Kisah cinta Haziel dan Zoelie sangat di uji saat datangnya sosok Kim Altan Alv yang juga mencintai Zoelie. Bahkan keduanya mempunyai seorang anak. Takdir apakah yang akan di miliki Zoelie? Kembali bersama dengan suaminya Haziel ataukan tetap bersama dengan Alv?

The Stupid Missy Glows Up After Marriage

The stupid, ugly daughter of the Meng family jumps into the river for the sake of a man. When people find out that she survived, everyone despises her. “As the saying goes, the scourge would live for a thousand years. She is going to act silly again.” However, she is only daring for the attention of one person. "Hubby, my legs are weak. I want you to carry me." "Hubby, my mouth hurts. I want a kiss." The silly girl is no longer ugly anymore! She is even deemed a "goddess". The silly girl is no longer silly anymore! Look at her unscrupulous and sharp expression. Wait a minute, who is the man that the silly girl is holding onto? She had actually fallen in love with someone else! "Hehe, that man is just a freeloader who has good looks." "Marrying the daughter of the Meng family will save him more than ten years of hard work." "If the shoe fits I guess he'll wear it." Hold up, isn’t he the richest man in the world? ... The first year after their marriage—“Hubby, you look so handsome. Muah!" Mrs. Mu wheedles. "Stop right there, don't come over!" Mr. Mu cannot resist her enthusiasm. The second year after their marriage—Mr. Mu is exasperated. "Wifey, look at me." Mrs. Mu waves her hand impatiently. "What's there to see? Don't block my view of the handsome boys." "That's not what you said back then." “That’s why it’s important to be a person with broadened horizons.” “...”

Levi and Charlotte

"In a world where stereotypes reign, can Levi and Charlotte overcome their differences and show everyone that love knows no boundaries?" Levi and Charlotte follows the tumultuous love story between Charlotte Melbourne, an introverted student, and Levi Wright, the notorious bad boy with a hidden heart of gold. Charlotte Melbourne lives in London with her family. She admires the quiet life and avoids trouble unlike her younger brother who is the direct opposite of her. Almost abruptly, her meticulously structured life takes an unexpected turn as her family emigrates to the U. S. Coincidentally, she transfers to Levi's school. Levi Wright is the classic definition of a bad boy with his irresistible charisma and rebellious nature. His parents aren't happy with his rambunctious antics even his twin brother, Jacob. Deep beneath the surface, Levi hides the scars of a painful childhood, seeking solace in bullying, smoking and motorcycle rides. When these two completely opposite worlds collide, it sets off sparks that neither of them can ignore. Initially, Charlotte is determined to steer clear of Levi, knowing that he can only lead to trouble and heartache. However, a twist of fate lands them as seat mates in school, forcing them into each other's lives.