funny programmer stories

Puis-je Programmer Mon Corps ?

Transmuté dans le futur, Nash, jadis le père de la première véritable Intelligence Artificielle et l'homme le plus riche de la Terre, s'est retrouvé réduit à un vagabond sans nom, au plus bas de l'échelle sociale. Dépouillé de son pouvoir et de son identité, il a fait face à un monde qui avait évolué au-delà de son imagination. Heureusement, dans cette sombre nouvelle réalité, Nash a découvert un don caché : la capacité de programmer son corps. Jadis un génie linguistique, un pionnier qui donnait des ordres à l'intelligence artificielle avec précision et brillance. Quelle tournure pourrait-il donner maintenant qu'il a reçu la capacité de programmer son corps ? Impossible de contrôler chaque fibre de votre corps ? → [Système de Module de Contrôle] Fatigué d'un entraînement sans fin ? → [Système de Module d'Entraînement] Trop faible au combat ? → [Système de Module de Combat] Besoin d'une mémoire parfaite ? → [Système de Module de Mémoire] Dans un monde régi par la technologie et l'extraordinaire, regardez comment Nash reforgera son destin en découvrant les secrets les plus profonds de son corps. "Cette fois, je ne construirai pas un dieu. Je le deviendrai."

Lord_GrimR · Fantasy

Programmer Hati

Ester baru saja kembali dari luar negeri dan dia dilanda penyesalan atas apa yang terjadi tiga tahun yang lalu. Walaupun ingin, dia tidak bisa memutar balik waktu. Apa yang telah terjadi akan selalu menjadi penyesalannya. Kini yang bisa dia lakukan hanyalah mencoba menebus kesalahannya. Ester bertekad untuk membantu Dika apapun yang terjadi. Dia berhasil mendapatkan pekerjaan di perusahaan rintisan Dika dan menjadi programmer yang diandalkan perusahaan untuk menangani bisnis mereka. Tapi berbagai halangan selalu muncul dalam upaya Ester untuk mendekati Dika. Bisakah Ester mewujudkan keinginannya untuk menebus kesalahannya tiga tahun yang lalu? Dan apakah Dika masih bisa menerima Ester yang telah meninggalkannya disaat dia sedang terpuruk?

zoccanne · Teen

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

The Programmer Cultivator

As a transmigrator, Zhang Deming discovered that his “golden finger” cheat had absolutely no functions whatsoever! It wasn’t until he saw that familiar line of if-else code that he finally breathed a sigh of relief. As a senior programmer who had literally dropped dead at his desk due to overtime work, Zhang Deming declared: Give me an editing tool, and I can code an entire world— Can’t cast spells? No problem. Keyboards, come to me! The system has no features? No problem. I’ll program them myself! Even in a cultivation world, a programmer can carve out a universe of their own!

Dimension Theory · Sci-fi

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy

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Oh my God ... so enjoying the story.. i think I'd love to be a programmer 🤔🤔😙😗... anyways looking forword to more exciting, thrilling, romantic💜😍😍😍 stories. Thank to webnovel and the trabslators.. its excellent!!!!!!!!

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What's this? Programmer? Isn't this world set in ancient china since this is cultivation? Why it sounded like Norse mythology with the mix of Greek mythology?

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Tegang....kompetisi programmer yg sangat ketat. Semakin penasaran. Seorng perempuan, yg mengandalkan otaknya yg brilian, melawan mrk yang membenci nya...

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I became Wang Chongyang

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After her rebirth, she and Master Zheng got together.

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The female protagonist of the entertainment industry's villain is so powerful

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Wear it quickly and be determined to be a competent supporting actress

Su Li never thought that she would catch up with the trend of wearing fast clothes one day. When the system told her that she would transmigrate to various worlds to complete the mission, Su Li clenched his fists and expressed that he would definitely be a competent supporting actress!

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