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Stuck in a Chinese novel
Author: Bad_Wolf_7811
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An amazing world of cultivation. A majestic world where miracles happen. There is a warrior who defies destiny and forge his own path facing innumerable difficulties ahead. Come and join the life of the person who will go against the set destiny of the cruel world and become something extraordinary. ===== Extraordinary my foot. What is this illogical cr*p? Does it even make sense? If you are doctor, then work in a hospital. What the hell are you doing going after girls? If you are a commander in the army, then bring your army to get revenge on those who wronged you. Why go through the trouble of pretending to be a weakling. You are a useless son in law? Your wife's family thinks you are good for nothing? Then how the hell did you score her in the first place?!!! If they like money so much and you are a hidden millionaire, then why in the name of sanity would you hide this fact and be berated every day?!!! The hell is all this?!!! The more I read it, the more illogical it becomes. Like this all came straight out of someone's as-- [Host, why don't you calm down?] 'You shut up!!! You're the reason I'm stuck here in the first place!!!!' [Host, you need anger management] 'THE FU*K DID YOU SAY?!!!!!' ===== Hello everyone! This is my second novel and so far, nothing is decided. This is just an idea that has been plaguing my mind for quite a long time and I decided to let it out and let you guys decide whether or not I should work on it. Give it a proper read and let me know. You guys will decide the fate of this novel. Also, I would like you guys to come up with proper genres for this story. Bonus chapters: 150 PS for one chapter 300 PS for another chapter 20 GT for two chapters 50 GT for another two chapters 1 Review of 4 stars or above, 1 extra chapters Maximum extra chapters per week: 7 ===== The cover is A.I generated and is not mine. If the real owner would like me to remove it, let me know in any chapter comments. That's it. Enjoy! ~~ Character art: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1B7sHito4UOZqPIK5pPyIFTzgqiaT_ZlU?usp=sharing
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Related Questions
What are the most memorable sarcastic quotes from novels?
3 answers
2024-12-07 03:50
A great one is from 'Catch - 22' by Joseph Heller: 'There was only one catch and that was Catch - 22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions.' This complex statement is sarcastic about the absurdity of military bureaucracy.
Can you share some sarcastic quotes from novels?
1 answer
2024-12-06 05:03
Sure. One from 'Pride and Prejudice' by Jane Austen: 'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.' This can be seen as sarcastic as it mocks the society's view on marriage and wealth.
What are some of the best sarcastic novels?
2 answers
2024-12-08 16:59
One of the best is 'Catch - 22' by Joseph Heller. The whole book is filled with dark humor and sarcasm. The situations the characters find themselves in are so absurd that the sarcastic commentary really stands out. For example, the idea of 'Catch - 22' itself, where a pilot is considered insane if he wants to fly dangerous missions, but if he requests to be grounded because of insanity, that's taken as a sign of his sanity.
What are some of the best sarcastic novels?
2 answers
2024-12-07 23:29
One of the best is 'Catch - 22' by Joseph Heller. It's full of dark humor and sarcasm. The absurd situations and the characters' reactions are presented in a highly sarcastic way, like the bureaucratic nightmares the soldiers face.
What are the characteristics of top sarcastic novels?
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2024-11-12 13:23
Sarcasm is the key feature. They often use ironic statements to expose the flaws in society, like in 'A Modest Proposal' by Jonathan Swift, where he sarcastically suggests that the poor sell their children as food to solve economic problems, highlighting the callousness of the rich towards the poor.
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