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Witty Wife, Better Life
Author: LittleRat5030
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After the hard struggle of a post-80s Shen Feiyang, he met with a tragic car accident in his fifties. When he again opened his eyes, he did not see the white walls of a hospital, nor had he arrived at the netherworld. Instead, he had transmigrated into the body of the post-50s young girl, Shen Yunfang. He had transmigrated into an era where people could not get enough to eat or sufficient clothes to wear. Humph, such hardships could not defeat a wise woman who had battled through society for half her life. Watch as she, with a chicken in her left hand and a duck in her right, carries a chubby baby on her back and sings triumphantly along the way.
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Catatan Luka [Quotes]

Terkadang, kita butuh cara untuk melampiaskan rasa sakit yang dialami. Melepaskan luka meski hanya sebentar. Namun setidaknya, ada rasa lega ketika melakukannya. Dan menulis adalah cara termudah untuk mengutarakan rasa. Membuat catatan tentang luka yang tersimpan. Walaupun nyatanya luka itu sulit terhapus, atau mungkin tidak akan. Tapi dengan catatan itu kita akan tahu, bahwa kita pernah berjuang untuk luka yang pernah diterima. Dan kita mampu untuk melewatinya. Hingga sadar bahwa, luka adalah cara untuk melatih hati kita lebih kuat lagi. Teruslah berjalan meski terasa lelah, karena mungkin di ujung sana, ada jawaban atas rasa lelahmu. Dan kebahagiaan sesungguhnya yang diinginkan hatimu.

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Quotes and Poems

This is not a novel or anything(sorry if you came here thinking this was a novel), this just something I am doing to pass my time and boredom. Basically in this I will be posting a chapter with a quote and poem every day, what kind of quote and poem? Read to find out. By the way the quotes and poem will not be mine.

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Random quotes

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MY SARCASTIC ARRANGED WIFE

Evelyn an ordinary but not so ordinary girl. She is fearless, sarcastic and strong willed. Him on the other hand is no different. He is rude, arrogant and devilishly handsome and did I add the current CEO of Eros Corporations Limited. He is also strong headed and does not give in just like she does and marriage was never a part of his long term goal since he saw all women as one - gold diggers and an object of pleasure. But like the saying goes behind every ice cold hearted man was once a warm hearted man. What happens when these two are thrown or rather forced in a marriage together. Will Eveyln pierce his soul and melt every ice he has built up or would she run away since she has always loved her bestie after all. I guess you will just have to read to find out.

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Reincarnated with a Sarcastic system (Send help!)

One moment, Yuto was an ordinary human…( dies).... the next, he woke up in a magical world as a reincarnated spirit with a system but not just any system. This one had a sarcastic streak, mocking him while leveling him up, unlocking skills, and constantly reminding him how ridiculously overpowered he could become. With a mix of humor, ecchi mishaps, and unrelenting power growth, Yuto builds a kingdom from scratch, recruits friends from every corner of the worldbincluding geniuses, mischievous perverts, and powerful magical creatures and faces monsters, villains, and schemes far beyond imagination. Will he become a hero, a tyrant, or just a guy having fun while obliterating everything in his path? One thing is certain: in a world where strength is everything, Yuto’s sarcasmand absurdly broken abilities will leave everyone stunned. Connect with me on my server: https://discord.gg/rH2n7y4AD I'm sorry if you have experienced any inconveniences reading the novel, the writing will get better as the story continues and I will make sure I edit the chapters to the best I can. Guys, for the first 50chapters of my story, I have to make it quickly paced, as I briefly use the chapter to explain the begining. starting from chapter 50 is where it finally begins. it will be the best experience ever, and then I will slow down the pacing to normal. I'm seriously not an experienced writer, but my goal is to make a eye catching novel that will shine above others. Help me make my dream true by reading this book. thanks

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What are the most memorable sarcastic quotes from novels?
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2024-12-06 19:50
A great one is from 'Catch - 22' by Joseph Heller: 'There was only one catch and that was Catch - 22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions.' This complex statement is sarcastic about the absurdity of military bureaucracy.
Can you share some sarcastic quotes from novels?
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2024-12-05 21:03
Sure. One from 'Pride and Prejudice' by Jane Austen: 'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.' This can be seen as sarcastic as it mocks the society's view on marriage and wealth.
A sarcastic idiom
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2026-08-08 02:28
That was quite a lot. For example,"cynicism" was to use sharp and spicy language to ridicule and satirize. " Pointing at a mulberry tree and scolding a locust tree " was also very typical. On the surface, he said this, but in fact, he was scolding another person. There was a hidden meaning in his words. There was also the " Shooting Shadow ", which secretly attacked or framed others to express their dissatisfaction in a strange way. " Pi Li Yang Qiu " was the same. He didn't criticize her on the surface, but he had praise and criticism in his heart. The story of one person and a group of people is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
a sarcastic saying
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2026-01-26 06:14
There were many ways to describe a person's talkative nature: a parrot on a big tree-talkative; a parrot in a cage-talkative; a duck in a chicken bowl-talkative; a hundred people scolding each other-talkative; a donkey's head sticking out of a manger-talkative; a duck weighing three and a half catties and two and a half catties-talkative; ten duck heads cooking a dish-talkative; Ten duck heads in a pot-talkative; grasshopper heads in a dish-talkative; sparrow heads in a dish-talkative; thousands of sparrows in a dish-talkative; thousands of sparrows in a pot-talkative; old sows wagging their tails-idle grinding; rats gnawing on bed legs-grinding their teeth. "The Crow's Testimony" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to read it!
a sarcastic note
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2024-09-21 05:49
Satire is usually a humorous, ironic, or sarcastic expression that draws the reader's attention and deep thought by expressing the opposite of the real world or satirizing certain people or things. For example, the following was an ironic passage: He looked at himself in the mirror and realized that it was not him but a strange and terrifying person. He realized that his memory and consciousness were declining, and he was becoming more and more unfamiliar and untrustworthy. It was a classic irony to describe a seemingly normal person who had actually lost himself to reveal the fear and loss in the human heart. Another example was an ironic passage: He looked at the money in his hand and felt that his conscience had been eaten by a dog. However, when he thought about his situation, he felt a trace of relief. This was a kind of ironic irony that implied a deeper problem by expressing a seemingly contradictory emotion. Ironic words could be expressed in various ways, including metaphor, contrast, metaphor, exaggeration, and so on. It was intended to reveal the truth behind a certain problem or phenomenon, causing readers to ponder and reflect.
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