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The Human Giant
Author: Mr_Palados
Ongoing · 1.7M Views
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There is always the desire to be the strongest, the fastest, the smartest, and to reach the apex of everything. To some, they believe that talent determines everything. To others, hard work is more important. For many to reach the apex of any field a combination of talent, hard work, and determination is needed. In a world where powerful demons, unkillable immortals, and strange monsters ran amok. Where human lives were treated on the same level as ants. Yoze, a young man who had transmigrated from Earth to this dangerous world could only rely on his hard work, strong will, and his cheat, the Second Best System to that makeup for his lack of talent and resources. With his desire to improve his family's life and his ambition to surpass human limits, he set his eyes on passing the Scholar exam as he took his first step toward dominating the world. Whether it was humans, demons, monsters, immortals, or gods they all were within his sights and would soon become a stepping stone for his rise to excellence. "You are a genius of 1000 years. Okay, I'm a genius of 900 years. I'll surpass you in three years." "You are the most talented runner in the world. That's okay, I'm fine with being the second most talented runner but I bet I can surpass you in three months." "Having the most talent doesn't mean anything unless you use it. You are born with talent. I earned it. You are afraid of demons while I cherish seeing every demon." Yoze smiled as he looked at the nine-headed immortal under his feet. "I heard that Immortals can't die. Let's test that rumor." As Yoze advanced on his journey he slowly discovered that there was no supreme power system or logic that this strange world followed. Whether the Spiritual Energy that the demons monopolized, the Crystal Energy that could create entire worlds, or the Inner Vigor that humans held close to their hearts. Yoze was determined to become the master of them all!

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Volume 1 :Yoze Thunder- The Scholar Who Isn't A Scholar
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Can you share some funny human stories?
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2024-10-31 02:11
Sure. There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist asked him to open his mouth wide, and as he did, his false teeth flew out and landed in the dentist's coffee cup. It was hilarious.
What are some of the most memorable funny human interest stories?
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2024-12-16 17:18
There was a time when a group of people were having a picnic in the park. A squirrel suddenly ran up to them and stole a sandwich right from someone's hand. Everyone was so shocked and then started to laugh. Another great story is about a young girl who was supposed to perform a ballet dance at a recital. But she got her tutu caught on a chair as she was about to start and tumbled onto the stage. She got up and continued dancing with the most determined look on her face, which was really endearing and funny at the same time. There was also a man who was so absent - minded that he once tried to put his keys in the fridge instead of the keyhole.
Can you share some funny human interest stories?
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2024-12-16 09:40
Sure. There was a man who tried to train his cat to fetch like a dog. He would throw a small ball, but instead of bringing it back, the cat just stared at him and then knocked over a vase. Another story is about a woman who accidentally went to work with two different shoes on, one a high heel and the other a flat. She didn't notice until her coworkers started to giggle.
Can you share some human resources funny stories?
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2024-11-25 14:12
In one office, during an HR - organized team - building event, they had a sack race. But one over - enthusiastic employee hopped so hard that he lost his balance and tumbled into a nearby bush. Everyone was in stitches, and it became a story that was told for months in the office. It not only provided a good laugh but also brought the team closer as they shared the moment together.
Is it funny to be a hot-tempered human?
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2024-12-30 11:40
The following are a few recommended comedic novels about irritable humans: 1. " Siheyuan: Irascible Engineer, Specializing in Treating Disobedience ": This novel tells the story of an engineer who had transmigrated with a system and abused the animals in the Siheyuan. 2. " Laughing Without a Good Concubine: My Princess Loves Money Too Much ": This novel presented the story of a greedy and unscrupulous female protagonist in ancient times in a funny way. She used her excellent business acumen to create many funny and touching stories with the three princes in the process of starting a business. 3. " I'm really the captain of the Flying Henan Man ": This novel tells the story of the protagonist being swept into the deep sea world with all the humans on Earth. It is full of humor and humor. The novels recommended above are all funny finished works. I hope they can bring you joy.
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