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His Broken Luna

Rumors had it that Melissa Eugen, the fiancée of Murray Gibson, was an ugly and illiterate girl who grew up in the village. However, everyone was slack-jawed when Melissa showed up at a banquet. "Seriously? She is nowhere near ugly!" "It is said that she is the boss of Jaylin Segar, the great actor!" "Her father is the richest man in the world!" "She is Loe, the mysterious fashion designer!" The exposure of Melissa's multiple identities dumbfounded the crowd. Even so, they believed that she couldn't earn Murray's love. Nevertheless, on that day, the official account of the Gibson Group tweeted, "We are deeply in love and about to get married." Everybody was shocked.

Olivia Jenkins · Urban

Legendary Broken Player - VRMMORPG

The MC is Overpowered!! And So Broken!! Leon was just grinding for loot like any other player. Until a rare quest dumped him in front of the Goddess of Sloth. She was breathtaking, a vision of divine perfection… if only she looked like she actually cared. With a half-lidded gaze, she let out a soft yawn before murmuring, "Mmm… I guess you’ll do." Boom. Overpowered blessing unlocked. Suddenly, Leon's rocking the Legendary Blacksmith Class, forging weapons so absurdly powerful that even the game devs are side-eyeing him. His stats refuse to stop climbing. His skills break every limit. Before he knows it, he’s leading a squad of insanely strong (and suspiciously attractive) allies. Oh, and he somehow accidentally founded a Kingdom. Even in real life, things spiral. Wealth, fame, and an alarming number of people begging for crafting commissions. But as the chaos piles up, one question keeps nagging at him: Why does this “game” feel a little too real? ◇◆◇ Discord Server: tinyurl.com/galanteodiscord ◇◆◇ Additional Tags: - Harem and Romance - No Yuri No NTR! - Blacksmith - Kingdom Building - Spirit Beast Contract - Real World Impact - Wealth and Fame - Seven Sins

Galanteo · Games

Mr. Billionaire and Ms. Broken Girl

"Mr. Mosley, Ms. Herring said she wanted to go to the beach." Valentino waved his hand and bought the entire island so that Jade could enjoy the beach as much as she wanted! "Mr. Mosley, Ms. Herring was kidnapped by international traffickers when she went to save a friend!" Half an hour later, more than a dozen helicopters hovered over the human traffickers' base! The human traffickers thought, who did we kidnap? The daughter of the president? The netizens all thought that Jade must have saved the galaxy in her previous life, but Jade, who was caught and brought back, wanted to cry... Jade was already a world-class hacker, and she could defeat the world's top assassins. However, in front of Valentino, Jade could be a coward!

Seraphina Morales · Urban

Raising My Trash Ability into a Broken SSS+ Rank Skill

Every hero starts with power. He started with dust. One moment, the classroom buzzed with teenage chatter. The next, silence fell. Students blinked—and opened their eyes in an ancient hall carved from gold and marble. The air shimmered with divine magic. And at its center stood a goddess—flawless, proud, unbelievably beautiful and wrapped in flowing white. It was a divine summoning performed by a divine goddess. Among them was Vritra… and his stunningly beautiful mother. While others received blessings, powerful physiques and grand titles, Vritra was given a skill so pathetic it made even the goddess wrinkle her nose. An ability—so pitifully weak that it drew laughter, scorn, and even disgust. But that wasn't the worst part. Betrayed and cornered inside the labyrinth, Vritra had two choices: die… or fall into the death trap. A death canopy with no exit and no chance of survival, the only option was to slaughter the demons endlessly for months. Finally!! He forced his dormant skill to awaken, after killing thousands and hundreds of thousands demons and devouring them, becoming a broken ability. A dragon? A demon? What am I exactly? ****** White robes. Cold arrogance A sinful revenge. White robes can stain. And in the dark, even divinity can moan. And then there was his mo— guilt in her breath, shame in her eyes, whispering apologies between gasps in her son's ear, doing what had to be done… for both their sakes, giving birth to a morally wrong relation with him. ________________ Absolutely no NTR, none at all!!! No mother betrayal either!!! Discord: https://discord.gg/BUnnWjnWZw check out more- https://ko-fi.com/jin_moon Extra chapters based on response I receive, that's all for now, peace out!!

Jin_moon · Fantasy

Pemain Broken Legendaris - VRMMORPG

MC nya Terlalu Kuat!! Dan Begitu Broken!! Leon hanya sedang grinding untuk mendapatkan item seperti pemain lainnya. Hingga sebuah misi langka membuatnya berhadapan dengan Dewi Kemalasan. Dia begitu memesona, sebuah penampakan kesempurnaan ilahi... kalau saja dia terlihat seperti benar-benar peduli. Dengan tatapan setengah mengantuk, dia mengeluarkan kuapan lembut sebelum bergumam, "Mmm... kurasa kamu boleh juga." Boom. Berkah terlalu kuat terbuka. Tiba-tiba, Leon menguasai Kelas Tukang Besi Legendaris, menempa senjata yang begitu absurd kuatnya sampai-sampai para pengembang game meliriknya dengan sinis. Stat-nya terus meningkat tanpa henti. Skill-nya melampaui setiap batas. Sebelum dia menyadarinya, dia memimpin sekelompok sekutu yang sangat kuat (dan mencurigakan menariknya). Oh, dan entah bagaimana dia tidak sengaja mendirikan sebuah Kerajaan. Bahkan di kehidupan nyata, segalanya kian memuncak. Kekayaan, ketenaran, dan jumlah orang yang memohon untuk pesanan pembuatan barang yang mengkhawatirkan. Tetapi saat kekacauan terus bertambah, satu pertanyaan terus mengganggunya: Mengapa "game" ini terasa terlalu nyata? ◇◆◇ ◇◆◇ Tag Tambahan: - Harem dan Romansa - Tidak Ada Yuri Tidak Ada NTR! - Pandai Besi - Membangun Kerajaan - Kontrak Hewan Roh - Dampak Dunia Nyata - Kekayaan dan Ketenaran - Tujuh Dosa

Galanteo · Games

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