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Bl fan stories deliver all you can ever want in a gay novel. From werewolf fantasy to dragons, vampires, elves, demons, and humans. So, what are you waiting for? Let's go on a ride! These are shorts on most of my lead characters and our amazing side characters chosen by their fans. Put on your shoes, and let's go for a hike! Contains erotic chapters. Exclusively 18+

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Rabbit's Foot: Heartbreak Hero

An undead Rabbit, a robot in his head, a guy with vines, a bird girl and a nervous wreck of a centipede? Why do I have to write about them? Huh? I get to be in the story? Uhm... Hey, you. Read Rabbit's Foot. Featuring The best Character ever written in the world: Ra- I mean, This story is pretty 'great'. What do you mean "write a plot summary"? I think I did pretty good. Okay, okay. It's about this guy and he collects hearts. there. Done. Huh? Oh yeah, this book is pretty mediocre, so don't expect much. Buuut Fanservice, right? Wait, was I not supposed to say that? Then tell me that before I say it! Mollia, you frustrate me. What's a good way to get people to read this... Oh, we've got lgbtq+ representation! Yeah. Beat that... Huh? That doesn't automatically make something good? Then... Then why did I write this? Because I had nothing else to do? Fair... I should have done a harem... Rabbit's Foot part 40: Harem Hare. Boom. I'll sell millions. Do harems even sell still? ...You don't know either, do you? I knew you didn't know everything. Ha, in your face... What? I am not- Mollia, I swear if you... Okay, since I'm not allowed to ramble on anymore, I should now mention that I have this thing called a disconnect. Huh? Discord? I don't care how it's spelt! Hang on... Okay, the link is this; https://discord.gg/nW6CfvDe ______________________________________________________________________ (Non Canon Now (yay)) A Chain loving Demon, a Size altering dragon, a Bio weapon with a mimic for a scarf and the Four Horsemen? Huh? I'm not in this part? What, I'm only a cameo appearance!? Oh screw this, I wanna speak to my manager. Huh? I'll get kicked out if I don't do this thing? Fine... Hey you, Reader. It's me, the best character from the last part. I'm sure you're wondering "Rat, why O why aren't you in this part?" Then read Heartbreak Hero first, dummy. But Anyway, the story ain't finished. Not until I deem it is, anyway. This is Rabbit's Foot: Devilish Deals. The one were Panila finally learns to- Huh? That's a spoiler? Are they even gonna read that far? To be fair- Mollia, just let me speak! Fine, fine. Feel free to read, or not. I don't care. At this point it's to stop the madness of- I can't even talk about that? See, look at the witty banter I have with myself. I truly am the next Lenard Divinski. Huh? The guy's a painter? I... I said it wrong? Well whatever one starred in the Matrix movies. I'm the next guy in the Matrix. Well, rat-girl. But hey-ho. Oh yeah, we reached 100 chapters a bit ago... That's it. Hey, can I spoil my entire story in this? Wait I can just do that? Oh hells yeah. Alright, so #### gets with ##### at the end... Did you really censor me? I can't have anything... I'm not just a cameo... I'm more than you. Two Becomes One | One Was Two ___________________________________ [So long awaited update for the series... I'm done with Devilish Deals. Well, this version at least. Much like every good comic book that sinks below expectation after awhile, it's time for a.... wait for it... Reboot (yay). But yeah, Rabbit's foot: Devilish deals is a done deal. Hehe. Well, not exactly done. So basically a Sequel. Because It's pretty obvious a fumbled this fifty or so chapters. So thanks for the support on Heartbreak Hero and hopefully see you at the next book!]

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Can you share some funny foot in mouth stories?
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2024-11-16 10:08
Sure. One time, at a job interview, the applicant was so nervous that instead of saying he was good at multitasking, he said he was good at'multislacking'. It just slipped out and left the interviewers trying hard not to laugh.
What are the most memorable funny foot in mouth stories you've heard?
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2024-11-16 08:34
A politician once misspoke during a speech. He meant to say 'we need to support our local businesses' but said 'we need to support our local burglars'. It was a huge gaffe and made headlines everywhere.
What makes a cartoon of a woman with a foot in her mouth funny?
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2025-05-09 14:55
It could be the exaggerated expression or the unexpected situation. Maybe the way she reacts makes it funny.
Stories about Hand Foot and Mouth Disease in Adults
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2024-10-26 08:25
I knew an adult who caught hand foot and mouth disease during a family gathering. One of the children there was infected but they didn't know at that time. The adult started to feel unwell a few days later. Their hands and feet had itchy red spots that soon turned into blisters. In the mouth, there were ulcers. It took about a week for the symptoms to start subsiding. They had to avoid sharing utensils and keep their hands clean all the time to prevent passing it on to others.
What is the significance of a foot in mouth caricature?
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2025-06-04 22:09
A foot in mouth caricature often represents someone saying or doing something embarrassing or foolish. It's used to poke fun and highlight a person's blunder.
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