funny broken hand stories

His Broken Luna

Rumors had it that Melissa Eugen, the fiancée of Murray Gibson, was an ugly and illiterate girl who grew up in the village. However, everyone was slack-jawed when Melissa showed up at a banquet. "Seriously? She is nowhere near ugly!" "It is said that she is the boss of Jaylin Segar, the great actor!" "Her father is the richest man in the world!" "She is Loe, the mysterious fashion designer!" The exposure of Melissa's multiple identities dumbfounded the crowd. Even so, they believed that she couldn't earn Murray's love. Nevertheless, on that day, the official account of the Gibson Group tweeted, "We are deeply in love and about to get married." Everybody was shocked.

Olivia Jenkins · Urban

Legendary Broken Player - VRMMORPG

The MC is Overpowered!! And So Broken!! Leon was just grinding for loot like any other player. Until a rare quest dumped him in front of the Goddess of Sloth. She was breathtaking, a vision of divine perfection… if only she looked like she actually cared. With a half-lidded gaze, she let out a soft yawn before murmuring, "Mmm… I guess you’ll do." Boom. Overpowered blessing unlocked. Suddenly, Leon's rocking the Legendary Blacksmith Class, forging weapons so absurdly powerful that even the game devs are side-eyeing him. His stats refuse to stop climbing. His skills break every limit. Before he knows it, he’s leading a squad of insanely strong (and suspiciously attractive) allies. Oh, and he somehow accidentally founded a Kingdom. Even in real life, things spiral. Wealth, fame, and an alarming number of people begging for crafting commissions. But as the chaos piles up, one question keeps nagging at him: Why does this “game” feel a little too real? ◇◆◇ Discord Server: tinyurl.com/galanteodiscord ◇◆◇ Additional Tags: - Harem and Romance - No Yuri No NTR! - Blacksmith - Kingdom Building - Spirit Beast Contract - Real World Impact - Wealth and Fame - Seven Sins

Galanteo · Games

Mr. Billionaire and Ms. Broken Girl

"Mr. Mosley, Ms. Herring said she wanted to go to the beach." Valentino waved his hand and bought the entire island so that Jade could enjoy the beach as much as she wanted! "Mr. Mosley, Ms. Herring was kidnapped by international traffickers when she went to save a friend!" Half an hour later, more than a dozen helicopters hovered over the human traffickers' base! The human traffickers thought, who did we kidnap? The daughter of the president? The netizens all thought that Jade must have saved the galaxy in her previous life, but Jade, who was caught and brought back, wanted to cry... Jade was already a world-class hacker, and she could defeat the world's top assassins. However, in front of Valentino, Jade could be a coward!

Seraphina Morales · Urban

Raising My Trash Ability into a Broken SSS+ Rank Skill

Every hero starts with power. He started with dust. One moment, the classroom buzzed with teenage chatter. The next, silence fell. Students blinked—and opened their eyes in an ancient hall carved from gold and marble. The air shimmered with divine magic. And at its center stood a goddess—flawless, proud, unbelievably beautiful and wrapped in flowing white. It was a divine summoning performed by a divine goddess. Among them was Vritra… and his stunningly beautiful mother. While others received blessings, powerful physiques and grand titles, Vritra was given a skill so pathetic it made even the goddess wrinkle her nose. An ability—so pitifully weak that it drew laughter, scorn, and even disgust. But that wasn't the worst part. Betrayed and cornered inside the labyrinth, Vritra had two choices: die… or fall into the death trap. A death canopy with no exit and no chance of survival, the only option was to slaughter the demons endlessly for months. Finally!! He forced his dormant skill to awaken, after killing thousands and hundreds of thousands demons and devouring them, becoming a broken ability. A dragon? A demon? What am I exactly? ****** White robes. Cold arrogance A sinful revenge. White robes can stain. And in the dark, even divinity can moan. And then there was his mo— guilt in her breath, shame in her eyes, whispering apologies between gasps in her son's ear, doing what had to be done… for both their sakes, giving birth to a morally wrong relation with him. ________________ Absolutely no NTR, none at all!!! No mother betrayal either!!! Discord: https://discord.gg/BUnnWjnWZw check out more- https://ko-fi.com/jin_moon Extra chapters based on response I receive, that's all for now, peace out!!

Jin_moon · Fantasy

Bestienzähmung: Blutlinie Goldene Hand

Lin Chen ist in eine Welt gereist, in der Bestienmeister durch Meditation Bestien-Zähmungsräume öffnen können, was ihnen erlaubt, Geistbestien als Partner zu binden. Im Gegensatz zu anderen erweckt Lin eine besondere Fähigkeit--[Blutlinie Goldene Hand], die es ihm ermöglicht, seine Bestien besser zu entwickeln. Jetzt ist er dabei, seine erste Bestie zu kaufen. "Xiaobai, dieser Kunde möchte dich berühren, ist das in Ordnung?" Die Verkäuferin lächelt warmherzig. "Muh~~" Die Plowhorn-Bestie muht einmal und zeigt mit ihrem Huf auf das nahegelegene Wasserbecken. "Was bedeutet das?" fragt Lin Chen. "...Es bedeutet, dass du dir zuerst die Hände waschen solltest", sagt die Verkäuferin verlegen.

Black Night, White Art · Eastern

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Going through the book and returning to the Admiral's youth

Chenchen's new book," Happy Marriage to a Powerful Official," had been published. She had her eyes on him, the monk who would become famous in the future but shave his head and become a monk! She was dressed as a supporting actress, pitifully mixed in with the men and women in the court, waiting for the magistrate to marry. If a daughter is seventeen years old and her parents are not married, the chief official will be sent to marry her. According to the plot, she was destined to be cannon fodder, the kind with a short life. She refused to accept her fate. Her anxious gaze searched the crowd and finally found him. Oh my god, this little brother was actually the second male lead! A ruthless person that even the female lead couldn't covet! This master was a scholar, but he was schemed against by his relatives and became an incomplete eunuch in the palace. He had endured all kinds of hardships, served as the Imperial Horse Supervisor's eunuch, and finally became the admiral that everyone respected. He had once been a vagrant, hated by everyone, and had once held a high position and power, and everyone fawned over him. He would become a powerful official who had seen all the changes in life and lived his life alone. However, this was not the main point. The main point was that he had died of old age! As long as she clung tightly to his thigh, she would be able to get rid of her leech-like kin. When she became the wife of a eunuch in the future, she would be able to eat and drink well, and she would not have to spend so much effort looking after her husband and raising her children. The small days were simply too beautiful, picking up big leaks! He was reborn and returned to his youth, before he entered the palace and was not chaste. Right now, he was still a poor scholar of the Little Three Yuan. His father died suddenly and his mother remarried with the family's assets. He had returned bathed in blood and was filled with hostility. However, in a moment of kindness, a delicate and soft little lady had appeared! No matter what, he wouldn't be clean in this life. He would take the imperial examination properly, walk the imperial examination, earn a title for her, and give birth to a few children to play with…

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The Sims: My God Identity Exposed

Lin Chao had experienced countless lives after obtaining the reincarnation simulator. One man was a chivalrous man who rode ten thousand horses. A carefree and mysterious alchemist. Immortal cultivators who could move mountains and overturn seas. A mighty figure in myths and legends. As Lin Chao reincarnated and became stronger, the world also changed drastically. The monster that was once suppressed under the iceberg surfaced, and the myths and legends that were only left in the withered pages were confirmed. And in these legends, there was a fascinating protagonist. "I'm sorry, these people are my alternate accounts." This book is also known as " My Reincarnated Avatar Has Been Exposed!" "Fortunately, it's only an account!" " Accidentally causing the world to upgrade!"

Irascible and stingy

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I heard that President Qiao fell again.

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There's a half-blind mother above, and a baby brother waiting to be fed below As the pillar of the family, Lin Huangjiu expressed that he didn't want to enter an immortal sect and achieve great success. I hope that everything will go smoothly in the family, harvest wheat in spring and rice in autumn, and occasionally brew fruit wine and eat meat. Just as the days were going smoothly in the direction that he was satisfied with, God wanted to interfere. Smash the Peerless Codex on her head… After three seconds of silence, Lin Huangjiu put the Codex into his pocket. He also expressed that since even the heavens could not bear to see his unambitious appearance, then he would show it! Demon King Rong Su had just taken over, she was beautiful and wild, and she liked to eat food that was based on her taste, such as… The newly born rabbit cub from the opposite side, the level 8 Silver Flood Dragon of the East Sea, and the level 9 White Sword Tiger in the depths of the Azure Billow Forest… He had committed too many sins. If he wasn't careful, he would be attacked by a group of insects. It was too troublesome to deal with the insects. He planned to tear the space and sneak away. However, he didn't expect to step into the space fragment. Not only was he heavily injured, but he also fell unconscious. When she woke up, she was a smooth egg. What made his teeth ache the most was that he, who had turned into an egg, smashed into a little girl's head and almost became the raw material for the green pepper scrambled egg!

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