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My Cell Prison
Author: Yellow Shirt Fatty
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Being re-birthed as a cell, Han Dong utilized the power of the Prison code and came into a parallel world where the Ancient Ones have awakened. A steam powered civilization, horrifying subspaces, the Ancient King of the Eternal Night and strange monsters lurking outside the city. The door of Destiny has been opened - Crusaders, Library, Control, Machinery and Mysticism would become the new growth system for human development. The hymn of Humanity is the song of courage! The brave and dauntless Knights Regiments, riding into the world ruled by the Ancient King to seize back the freedom that belongs to mankind.

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Heroes' Prison

Some people are destined to meet, even if one is in Heaven and the other in Hell. Rose Prison, the number one prison in the real world! Here are detained the world's top criminals, business elites, political giants, super hackers, and even nuclear weapons experts. What happens when such a group enters the Virtual World? Heroes' Prison, the number one prison in the Virtual World! Here are held the most legendary heroes and Magical Beasts, the Harbinger of Doomsday, the Remote Ancient Demon Emperor, the Troll Chieftain, bounty hunters, and even the mighty—Gods! How powerful would one be, carrying such a prison with them? In fact, the world itself is a prison, and to attain true freedom, one must change the world!

Huang Huayi · Games

I Transmigrated As A Prison Guard And Suppressed The Princess

Xiao Ran transmigrated to a fantasy world. As a dungeon guard in the Celestial Dungeon, with a special floor called the Purgatory meant for powerful demons and martial arts experts, he faced a huge challenge from the start. The Eldest Princess acquired a forbidden martial arts technique and was banished to the Purgatory. However, no one was powerful enough to restrain her. All the dungeon guards were defeated. Xiao Ran stepped up and declared, “Your Highness, it's better for you to behave yourself on my territory” and effortlessly subdued the Eldest Princess. He progressed from imprisoning the Eldest Princess to delivering the Great Xia Kingdom from the evil clutches of various demons and evil martial arts experts. ... Xiao Ran was the mastermind behind the scenes.

Little Bai Takes Flight · Eastern

Crime Prison Island

After the nuclear war, the world was controlled by twenty mega-corporations that established a global government. Governed by AI, it judged everything. Gao Xin, who had only wished to live a peaceful life, inexplicably became a scapegoat for the elite and, unable to pay the imprisonment fee, was sentenced to ten years of exile on Crime Prison Island! On this island, there were no laws, no constraints, the only order being the numerous game arenas set up by the officials. The criminals could only participate like racehorses for the entertainment of the elite. Yet, on this prison island filled with Radiation, cyborgs, and many powerful villains, Gao Xin had no strength, no talent, and no background—like a sheep thrown into a crocodile pool, no different from being on death row. How could an ordinary person like him survive under the oppression of the strong, the geniuses, and the wicked? Unless in this world, there was a path, a path that allowed even the weakest to continuously break their shackles.

Demonic Blue Moon · Urban

Lawyer: Send the Judge to Prison

After traversing to Blue Star, Gu Chen became a trainee lawyer. Having just opened a law firm, he received a case, 【Subway False Accusation of Secret Filming Case】, where two girls falsely accused a man and refused to admit their mistakes, while writing tweets to cyber-bully him online. Defendant's Lawyer: They got depression! Gu Chen: Depression is fake, falsifying evidence, requesting revocation of the opposing lawyer's certification, sentencing ten years in prison! Presiding Judge: I pronounce not guilty! And order the plaintiff to compensate 180,000 for mental damages! Gu Chen: Presiding Judge is practicing favoritism and malpractice, requesting a life sentence for the judge! After a court session, the defendant, the lawyer in trouble, and the judge all ended up being arrested. Spectators: ??? 【Wait, I just came to watch, why do I feel like I'm going in too?】 【This lawyer is so badass! Impressive impressive!!】 【Is this the Lawless Madman?】

Doraemon who loves to eat fish · Urban

out of prison invincible

The leader of the Martial Arts League was beaten by Lin Fan to the point of bowing down! The Hall Master of the Dragon King Hall knelt and begged for three days, just to be a teacher! The richest man in a country brings hundreds of millions of wealth, just want to continue his life! Internally. The mother-in-law acted like a monster, she slapped her and sent her flying, she will never get used to it! A beautiful wife looks down on her son-in-law? Lin Fan is out in the world, even if he apologizes, he won't go back! Seeing his son-in-law like this, the father-in-law couldn't help crying bitterly, and gave a thumbs up: "You brat is too disrespectful to us men!"

gaoyi_gao · Urban
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Funny Prison Escape Stories
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2024-11-29 06:17
One funny prison escape story is about an inmate who tried to escape by disguising himself as a prison guard. He stole a uniform and even practiced walking like a guard. But he forgot to change his shoes, which were the standard inmate-issue ones. As he was strutting around, another guard noticed his shoes and immediately caught him. It was really a comical blunder on his part.
Funny Prison Break Stories: What Are Some Unusual Prison Escape Tales?
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2024-12-05 21:36
A prisoner once tried to escape by mailing himself out. He managed to fit into a large box addressed to an outside location. But unfortunately for him, the guards noticed the box was moving and breathing. Another funny one is about a man who painted himself to blend in with the prison walls. He thought he could just stand still and the guards wouldn't notice him. Of course, it didn't work.
The funny prisoner in prison
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2026-03-31 22:03
I recommend a few super interesting novels. " The Great Scourge of China Entertainment " was a novel written by a stupid old chive about an urban entertainment star. The main character, Xu Hongguang, had caused all kinds of reactions in the entertainment industry. Liu Shishi and Yang Mi were the female leads. " Wardens of the Universe " was a novel created by Boiling Wine and Coffee. The main character, Tang Feng, had a super-willful prison system that could travel through the universe to capture people, regardless of whether they were good or bad. The system was also a little dirty. It was a good novel that was infinitely refreshing. " Longevity Begins from the Heavenly Constellation Thirty-six Transformations ", a fairy tale cultivation novel written by I'm the Most Stable to Overtake at a Turn. The male protagonist, Jiang Li, did not start well but unexpectedly obtained a powerful divine power. " Hero's Prison " was a virtual online game novel written by Huang Huayi. The male protagonist, Huang Yi, was in prison, but he flourished in the game world. Although the author was sick and stopped updating, it was still exciting. " Three Realms Prison " was a fantasy oriental fantasy novel created by Lone Frost. White Night entered a mysterious prison, where all kinds of powerful characters were locked up. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
Can you share some prison funny stories?
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2024-12-08 01:53
Sure. There was a prisoner who was really into gardening. He managed to grow a small patch of flowers in a corner of the prison yard. The guards were so amused by his determination that they even helped him get some better seeds sometimes. It became a little bright spot in the otherwise dull prison environment.
What are some common themes in prison funny stories?
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2024-12-06 10:14
One common theme is inmates' attempts at hobbies or skills in a prison setting. For example, like the gardening story I mentioned before. Another is the banter and inside jokes among cellmates. They often find humor in their daily prison life situations, like sharing a really bad meal but making jokes about it to lighten the mood.
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