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The First Vampire
Author: Carrot On Weighing Scale
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Afraid of the light, addicted to blood, and immortal… When Ke Lin transmigrated to this world, he realized that he seemed to fit all the characteristics of vampires. But the problem is, he couldn’t find any records about vampires in this world! Could it be that he is the first-ever vampire in this world? He had no predecessors to guide him. And there was no system to help him. In order to understand the powers and limitations of vampires in this world, Ke Lin had no choice but conduct experiments on himself and observe the reactions of his body: [Under direct sunlight, power levels decreased by 30%] [Throat, heart, and brain are no longer fatal weaknesses] [Ordinary foods will no longer satiate hunger, only blood can restore stamina] [Holy water… wait what? Who fed me holy water!!!

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Billionaire's First Doting Marriage

Xia Yangyang receives her 20th birthday present by witnessing her boyfriend and her best friend in bed. The next moment, she ends up marrying the most eligible and wealthiest bachelor in the city, Gu Qichen. From then on, she levels up and becomes invincible. Xia Yangyang’s jerk ex-boyfriend tries to win her back, while her scheming friend plots against her. Mr Gu comes to her rescue and seeks revenge on her behalf. She has a vicious half-sister and a stepmother who makes things difficult for her. Mr Gu retaliates and teaches them a lesson. Everyone knows that Mr Gu is ruthless and cold-blooded. But no one has ever seen how he pampers and dotes on his wife…

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First Marriage, then love: wife, never divorce

Five years ago, she replaced her twin sister to marry him who was burned beyond recognition and even became a eunuch. Five years later, when they met again, he pressed her against the wall in the corner A low voice sounded with doubt. "Is your daughter mine? " The corners of her mouth curled into a sneer. "Are you sure you have the ability to do that? " His originally cold face instantly turned into the darkness before the storm His voice was fierce and low as he growled, "woman, you are challenging me! "

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Let's Squander A Billion First!

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The First Legendary Beast Master

Born into a dirt poor mining family, Karl only had one chance to get ahead in life, the annual elite recruitment day. On their final day of middle school, every student in the Golden Dragon Nation was given an experimental injection to awaken their affinity with magic. Those few who succeeded would become the Elite, the leaders and idols of the nation, blessed with incredible magical powers and respected by all. Those who did not would return to their normal lives of hard work and low wages, just doing the best they could. But with the nation surrounded by enemies, both humans and monsters, how long would these peaceful days of magical idols last? Follow the story of Karl as he awakens a unique power and strives to become the world's first Legendary Beast Master. Want to join the community for updates and upcoming news? Check out the discord. https://discord.gg/aokiaku

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The First Store System

A strange store that sells everything suddenly appears in the town. The Owner of the store is a young man and anyone who tried to mess with him %$#@. The products of the store are expensive, yet the queue outside the store never stops. "So what, If you're an Emperor? I'll fight to the death with you if you try to break the queue." These scenes outside the store were daily occurrences. *** Join the Discord server, https://discord.gg/4nbaU7Cy *** The cover art is not mine. I have taken it from pinterest. Please contact me if it is your art.

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Can you share a funny first period story?
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2024-11-10 16:32
Well, in my first period, we had a substitute teacher. She was trying to write her name on the board but the marker wasn't working. So she kept pressing harder and harder until the tip of the marker flew off and hit a student on the head. We all couldn't stop laughing.
Funny Tampon Period Stories
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2024-11-05 12:07
Once, my friend was at a sleepover during her period. She had a tampon in and completely forgot about it when we decided to do some crazy dancing. All of a sudden, she started doing this really high - jump move and the tampon just popped out a little bit. We all burst into laughter when she realized what had happened.
Can you share a really funny boyfriend period story?
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2024-12-15 02:47
Well, my boyfriend was trying to be understanding of my mood swings during my period. One day, I snapped at him for no reason. Instead of getting mad, he started talking to me in a really high - pitched voice like a cartoon character. It was so unexpected that I couldn't help but laugh. It completely diffused the tension and turned a potentially bad moment into a really funny one.
What are some common elements in a funny first period story?
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2024-11-10 18:17
Often, misunderstandings play a big part. Say, the teacher gives an instruction that the students misinterpret completely. For example, the teacher says to take out a book for reading, but the students start singing thinking it was a music class cue. And of course, clumsy actions. If a student trips while walking to the front of the class to present something, it can be really funny. And don't forget about the element of surprise, like when an unexpected visitor enters the class during first period.
What are some elements that can make a period story funny?
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2024-11-08 00:19
The reactions of people around can add humor. For example, if a guy friend is completely clueless and asks really innocent but silly questions when a girl is having period problems. And when friends come up with creative and out - of - the - box solutions to period - related emergencies, it can be really funny. Say, using a maxi pad as a makeshift ice pack for a sprained ankle because it was the closest thing available.
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