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Stealing Heroines’ Affections Is My Job as the Villain
Author: SleazyPen
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Content Warning: R-18, Smut, Cruel MC [Ding! You've acquired the Heroine Stealing System!] [Your first task is to steal the daughter of the Eastern Kingdom's king!] [Your Fate Value has increased by 10!] [You've slept with the hero's mother, your Fate Value has increased by 15!] [The hero has developed animosity towards you. Current Hatred Level: 5 stars] [The king's wife is charmed by your looks.] After being transported from his own world, the protagonist wakes up as Vritra, the son of Demon King Rohan from the Hell Continent. Since he's from another world, he doesn't have any Fate Value in this new world of swords and magic. To survive, he has to act like a villain, stealing the affection of every hero's heroine and sleeping with them. This will boost his Fate Value and help him stay alive in a world filled with wars and political conflicts! ---- - No NTR (aside Netori) or Yuri. - Smart, Savage, Shameless and Charismatic MC. - Great plot, lore, magic system and world building. - Excellent culture, exquisite female descriptions and graphic lemons. - Give it a read!

Table of Contents
Volume 0 :Auxiliary Volume
Volume 1 :Duranzia Alliance
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