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I Am Loaded with Passive Skills
Author: Eat Apples Late at Night
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Outer yard disciple of the Tiansang Spirit Palace, Xu Xiaoshou, had average talent. However, after coming out of his death seclusion, he realized that everything had changed. He had received a Passive System with many strange, miraculous passive skills: He would become stronger with every breath. He would become stronger when he got attacked. He would become stronger when he got mocked… Xu Xiaoshou was forced to shout, “Oh God, I don’t want to be like this either. Everything I did was because I was being forced to! I am so passive!”
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Évolution Infinie : Mon Système d'Évolution Passive

« D'abord il y a eu les Portails, et maintenant vous me dites que le monde a été envahi par des Extraterrestres et que nous allons bientôt être transformés en bétail… ? Génial… » —---------------- *Ding !* [Vous vous êtes éveillé avec le Système d'Évolution Passive !] « Qu'est-ce que— » Soudainement projeté dans un monde parallèle magique de la Terre qu'il connaissait, Cassius fut accueilli par des êtres puissants connus sous le nom de Chasseurs et par les terrifiants Portails qui infestaient le monde. De plus, il reçut un message… [Pour être Idle, il faut rester proactif !] [Premièrement, vous avez besoin de Développement du Personnage !] « Développement du Personnage… ? » [Vous semblez un peu (Beaucoup) en surpoids, et vous ressemblez à un gobelin ! Et si on commençait par là !?] {[Quête Quotidienne 1 :]} _________________ [Quête Quotidienne - Pour être Idle, il faut rester proactif.] OBJECTIF [INCOMPLET] POMPES — [0/100] [INCOMPLET] ABDOS — [0/100] [INCOMPLET] CRUNCHS — [0/100] [INCOMPLET] SQUATS — [0/100] [INCOMPLET] COURSE — [0/10 km] REWARD - [1 Point en Charisme, 1 Point en Agilité, 1 Point en Force, et 1 Point en Endurance] _________________ « C'est de la torture !? » cria l'affreux et obèse transmigré Cassius. *Ding !* [Non, c'est le Développement du Personnage ! ^-^] —---------------- Il y a 100 ans, la Terre a été soudainement submergée par l'apparition de Portails et des monstres terrifiants qu'abritaient ces portails mystiques. Ce fut la Première Calamité Majeure. Aujourd'hui, cent ans plus tard, la prochaine calamité majeure est arrivée : l'invasion subtile d'une ancienne espèce d'Aliens venue des profondeurs de la Voie lactée. Ses courants sous-jacents se propagent partout, avec une menace apocalyptique. Pourtant, ce n'est que la deuxième des Trois Calamités Majeures, comme l'a prophétisé la célèbre prophétesse, Baba Yaga. La Troisième Calamité, la plus dangereuse de toutes, est celle qui provoquera la véritable FIN du monde, mais seulement si l'humanité parvient à surmonter la Deuxième Calamité… En quoi consiste cette Troisième Calamité, pourrait-on se demander… ? Pour connaître la réponse, il faudrait surmonter les deux premières Calamités et regarder dans l'Abysse, en priant tous les Dieux connus de l'homme que l'Abysse ne vous regarde pas aussi en retour… ----------------- FIN DU VOLUME 1 — L'ÈRE DE LA CULTIVATION COMMENCE !

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Tell me a short passive voice funny story.
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2024-12-11 18:06
A cat's tail was tied with a ribbon by a little kid. The cat didn't understand what had happened to its tail. It ran around the room trying to catch its own tail. The cat's bewildered look was hilarious as it was being chased by its own ribbon - tied tail.
Can you share a passive voice funny story?
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2024-12-11 09:14
Sure. There was a man named Tom. A prank was played on him by his friends. His clothes were swapped while he was sleeping. When he woke up, he found that his shirt was changed into a girl's dress and his pants were replaced with a pair of shorts that were much too small. He looked so funny that everyone around him couldn't stop laughing.
Is it okay to write a story in passive voice?
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2024-10-06 08:18
Yes, it can be okay. Sometimes, using the passive voice adds emphasis or creates a certain tone that works for the story.
How to write a story without passive voice?
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2024-10-15 23:03
The key is to be conscious of your verb choices. Choose strong, active verbs. And when you review your work, look for forms like 'was + past participle' or 'were + past participle' and try to rephrase them. For instance, 'The door was opened' could become 'He opened the door'.
Passive voice rhetorical questions
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2026-07-03 01:06
An antonymous question was a question that stated something first and then was followed by an omitted general question. It was usually answered with yes/no. There were some basic rules to follow in the passive voice: 1. Reverse questions should follow the principle of "yes before no, no before yes". For example: The building was built last year, wasn't it? This building was built last year, wasn't it? The work can't be finished in two days, can it? You can't finish this job in two days, can you? 2. If there are negative words or phrases such as "never, seldom, hardly, little, few, no, no one, nobody, nothing, none" in the statement part, the statement part should be regarded as a negative sentence, and the question part should be used in the affirmative form. For example: The book has never been read, has it? (The book has never been read, has it?) 3. If there were words with negative prefixing "un -, dis -, im -"(such as unhappy, dislike, unfriendly, impossible) or words with negative postfix "- less" in the statement, the statement would be treated as an affirmative sentence, and the question would be treated as a negative form. The movie is unwatched, isn't it? (This movie wasn't watched, was it?) 4. The subject of the question part of a rhetorical question must be the nominative form of a personal pronoun (i.e. I/we/you/he/she/it/they) and should be consistent with the subject of the statement. When the subject of the statement is the demonicative pronoun "this/that", the subject of the question should be "it"; when the subject of the statement is "these/those", the subject of the question should be "they". For example: This bridge was built last year, isn't it? The bridge was built last year, wasn't it? Those trees were planted by him, weren't they? (He planted those trees, didn't he?) 5. The same principle applies to antonymic questions in the passive voice with a modai verb. For example: The work should be done by you, shouldn't it? (You should be doing this job, shouldn't you?) <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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