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I Am Loaded with Passive Skills
Author: Eat Apples Late at Night
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Outer yard disciple of the Tiansang Spirit Palace, Xu Xiaoshou, had average talent. However, after coming out of his death seclusion, he realized that everything had changed. He had received a Passive System with many strange, miraculous passive skills: He would become stronger with every breath. He would become stronger when he got attacked. He would become stronger when he got mocked… Xu Xiaoshou was forced to shout, “Oh God, I don’t want to be like this either. Everything I did was because I was being forced to! I am so passive!”

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[BL] CRAVING HIM: Addicted to His Voice

They say the body has memory. I didn’t believe that until I started waking up soaked in sweat and c*m, my heart racing, my fingers trembling, my lips parted as if I’d been whispering his name in sleep. But I never even knew his real name. I remember his voice though, how it curled around me like smoke, soft and deep, commanding yet kind, dark and dangerous. He never touched me. Never laid a hand on me. But I came so hard, I cried. Now, every night, I crave it. That voice. That whisper that made my knees weak. That sin I never thought I’d want. I thought I was straight. Now, I’m not even sure I’m sane. And I think I’d ruin myself just to hear it again. For 25 years, Zayn lived in a world of straight expectations, dating girls, chasing pleasure that always ended in silence and frustration. Sex was a routine, not release. Until one bored night, chasing a thrill, he said yes to something different. A man in a club offered him more than money, he offered a secret, a night of satisfaction like he’d never known. But when Zayn entered that hotel room, he didn’t expect him, the rich, cold, dangerously alluring heir of a conservative empire, whose father publicly condemns everything he hides in the dark. What started as a one-night experiment turned into a dangerous addiction. Without a single touch, Zayn was broken open, undone, and made to scream, cry, and beg, only through sound. Now, even back home, Zayn trembles when he hears his voice in dreams, in memory, in madness. His sheets are always wet. His nights are restless. His body wants more. And the worst part? He's starting to want him, too. 18+ WARNING This story contains explicit male-male content, intense erotic scenes, and psychological seduction. If you're not ready for a world where a voice can break you, proceed cautiously. Read at your discretion.

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Tell me a short passive voice funny story.
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2024-12-12 02:06
A cat's tail was tied with a ribbon by a little kid. The cat didn't understand what had happened to its tail. It ran around the room trying to catch its own tail. The cat's bewildered look was hilarious as it was being chased by its own ribbon - tied tail.
Can you share a passive voice funny story?
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2024-12-11 17:14
Sure. There was a man named Tom. A prank was played on him by his friends. His clothes were swapped while he was sleeping. When he woke up, he found that his shirt was changed into a girl's dress and his pants were replaced with a pair of shorts that were much too small. He looked so funny that everyone around him couldn't stop laughing.
Is it okay to write a story in passive voice?
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2024-10-06 16:18
Yes, it can be okay. Sometimes, using the passive voice adds emphasis or creates a certain tone that works for the story.
How to write a story without passive voice?
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2024-10-16 07:03
The key is to be conscious of your verb choices. Choose strong, active verbs. And when you review your work, look for forms like 'was + past participle' or 'were + past participle' and try to rephrase them. For instance, 'The door was opened' could become 'He opened the door'.
Is passive voice bad in fiction?
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2024-09-27 17:14
It depends. In moderation, passive voice can add variety and emphasis. But if it dominates the writing, it can make the story less dynamic and harder to follow.
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