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The King Of Passive Skills

System Notification: Your King of Passivity talent was activated through killing the Elit Demon Clan Warrior. You have automatically received the Critical Strike (Passive) Skill. What? I got another passive skill. I have way too many skills, I can barely see the end of my skills panel. I need to be low-key, low-key. This is the story of a game grinder who used his passive skills to destroy legends.

Six Tubes Buddha · Games

The God of Football Starts With Passive Skills

In early '08, 17-year-old Chinese boy Wang Shuo went to Germany for tryouts. Bad news, he had tryouts with 18 teams, all of which ended in failure. Good news, the cheat system he had been desperately waiting for has finally arrived. God of Football, activate!

Chen Aiting · Sports

High Martial World: I Gain Passive Skills Daily

After crossing into a High Martial World, Chen Kuang obtained a Golden Finger that allows him to refresh events daily and stack passive skills. 【Meat Ganoderma】: Your flesh can almost regenerate infinitely, comparable to heavenly essence, consuming it can prolong life and cure diseases. 【Transparent Sword Heart】: You inherently possess a transparent sword heart, with a sword in your hand, as if residing in your heart. 【Blessings in Disguise】: Every time you survive a calamity, you gain a blessing. 【Celestial Demon Transformation】: You can instantly replicate any means used by others against you. 【Celestial Being-like Appearance】: You are as handsome as a celestial being.

The South Wind Has Not Finished · Eastern

Le Mie Abilità Passive Sono Invincibili!

"Era un'epoca dominata da un singolo gioco online, il "Second World". Il "Second World" offriva una vasta quantità di classi e abilità... Micheal, il nostro protagonista, si è reincarnato in quest'epoca e ha scoperto di avere alcune abilità passive buggate che lo avrebbero reso uno dei migliori. [Abilità passiva: Riduzione del Danno: Quando ricevi danno da un nemico, il danno sarà ridotto in base alla percentuale di riduzione. L'abilità dura 10 secondi e ha un tempo di recupero di 10 secondi.] [Abilità passiva: Riflesso del Danno: Quando ricevi danno, il danno sarà riflesso in base alla percentuale di riflessione.] [Abilità passiva: Moltiplicatore di Danno: Quando infliggi danno a un nemico, il danno che hai inflitto sarà moltiplicato.] [Abilità passiva: Nullificatore di Attacco con Spada: Quando attacchi un nemico con una spada, il nemico si inginocchierà davanti a te e afferrerà la tua lama a mani nude.] [Abilità passiva: Sacerdote: Quando subisci danni, ti curi automaticamente.] [Abilità passiva...] [Abilità passiva...] ......... Dopo aver letto tutte le sue abilità passive, si è improvvisamente reso conto di quanto fosse ormai invincibile. Anche se non possedeva una singola abilità attiva, poteva comunque trionfare su tutti gli altri con le sue abilità passive. Un giorno, quando il "Second World" si è misteriosamente fuso con il mondo reale, mostri ed esseri divini hanno iniziato a invadere la Terra... Fu allora che Micheal si rese conto che le sue abilità passive gli avevano dato anche il potere di uccidere questi esseri divini..."

Ultimate Guaiguaipi · Sci-fi

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