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Marvel: A Lazy-Ass Superman

I fell from the stars and landed in the Marvel Universe—right into the chaos of the '90s, where mutants walk the streets and the world still thinks it's normal. No cosmic destiny. No hero's journey. No thirst for power or fortune. I'm not here to change the world—just to watch it burn from a safe distance... preferably with snacks. Call me a background character. A professional bystander. If the universe insists on dragging me into the spotlight, well—I'll just treat it like front-row seats to the greatest show on Earth. Why be the hero… when you can be the audience? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heads up: This is a slice-of-life style story, so it's slow-paced and focuses on everyday moments, character growth, and subtle developments. If you're looking for fast action or high-stakes drama, this might not be your cup of tea—but if you enjoy relaxed, character-driven narratives, I hope you’ll still give it a chance!

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One Piece: My Lazy Ass Made Akainu Mad

Want to live a laid-back life? From the start, he gets a Paramecia-type Devil Fruit, the Sloth Fruit, and becomes instantly invincible! Sleeping on the job? His Observation Haki trains automatically! Slacking off? His Armament Haki maxes out on its own! Conqueror’s Haki? Who needs it anyway! His furious superior, Akainu, roars: “Renzo! If you slack off one more time, I’ll send you to the New World!” Renzo rolls over and mutters: “Fleet Admiral… such a hassle… too far… don’t wanna go.” During the Marineford War, as the world shakes and the sky collapses, he’s peacefully napping beneath the execution platform. A deadly attack sweeps toward him; he turns over in his sleep… BOOM! The attack disappears! Fleet Admiral Sengoku clutches his head in despair: “Quick! Wake Renzo up! Let him finish the fight before he sleeps again!!”

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Love At First Sight My Ass | Jikook Smut

"I fucked you good then, didn't I?" Love is a funny word with so many interpretations of its definition. Famous professional writer Park Jimin believed love to be a warm feeling felt within his heart if he was in the arms of someone he truly cared about. After an encounter with one of South Korea's favorite male actors, Jeon Jungkook, his beliefs upon it would be tested. The phrase love at first sight held so much power over him which made him perplexed about the reasons behind his new relationship with the actor. Jungkook felt completely different. Just one kiss with the writer had him dwelling upon a mysterious not explored territory. His own definition of love clashed with Jimin's. Lust fully overpowered his emotions and actions. A dark past was hidden behind his expressions. But aside from this, he was enthralled by the one man who could make him feel forbidden emotions. Hopefully throughout the journey of their relationship, Jimin's definition of love could change Jungkook's. The challenge would prove to be very difficult for the writer when life didn't seem to be on their side. Was love and fucking the same? Was love at first sight just an excuse to hide lustful intentions? Would their relationship last after Jimin found out about Jungkook's dark past and the reasons behind his actions? Or would Jungkook change for the better after finding out of another of life's obstacles? Contents: -Smut -Angst -Romance -Mature Content -Triggering Content for sensitive readers -Mpreg -MORE Started: JUL/2019 Completed: AUG/15/20

jikook_sunray · Music & Bands

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