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The First Vampire
Author: Carrot On Weighing Scale
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Afraid of the light, addicted to blood, and immortal… When Ke Lin transmigrated to this world, he realized that he seemed to fit all the characteristics of vampires. But the problem is, he couldn’t find any records about vampires in this world! Could it be that he is the first-ever vampire in this world? He had no predecessors to guide him. And there was no system to help him. In order to understand the powers and limitations of vampires in this world, Ke Lin had no choice but conduct experiments on himself and observe the reactions of his body: [Under direct sunlight, power levels decreased by 30%] [Throat, heart, and brain are no longer fatal weaknesses] [Ordinary foods will no longer satiate hunger, only blood can restore stamina] [Holy water… wait what? Who fed me holy water!!!
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Billionaire's First Doting Marriage

Xia Yangyang receives her 20th birthday present by witnessing her boyfriend and her best friend in bed. The next moment, she ends up marrying the most eligible and wealthiest bachelor in the city, Gu Qichen. From then on, she levels up and becomes invincible. Xia Yangyang’s jerk ex-boyfriend tries to win her back, while her scheming friend plots against her. Mr Gu comes to her rescue and seeks revenge on her behalf. She has a vicious half-sister and a stepmother who makes things difficult for her. Mr Gu retaliates and teaches them a lesson. Everyone knows that Mr Gu is ruthless and cold-blooded. But no one has ever seen how he pampers and dotes on his wife…

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First Marriage, then love: wife, never divorce

Five years ago, she replaced her twin sister to marry him who was burned beyond recognition and even became a eunuch. Five years later, when they met again, he pressed her against the wall in the corner A low voice sounded with doubt. "Is your daughter mine? " The corners of her mouth curled into a sneer. "Are you sure you have the ability to do that? " His originally cold face instantly turned into the darkness before the storm His voice was fierce and low as he growled, "woman, you are challenging me! "

Joe Mai · Urban · MTL

Let's Squander A Billion First!

After Chuzheng is suddenly pronounced dead by a system all of a sudden, her only worry in life becomes—spending money. Ever since she gets stuck with this system, her back is no longer sore and her legs no longer ache. Heck, there isn't even a time when she goes out of breath. System: Let us set a small goal first and squander a hundred million... Little Miss, stop right there! Don't activate the invincible mode! (▼皿▼#) Chuzheng: Can you please explain what is this thing that is leeching off me? Random Thing: Babe, you can do whatever you want to me. Chuzheng: (touches her blade) In-In that case, I will not stand on ceremony. System: Little Miss, please put the saber down right this instant! (▼へ▼メ) #LittleMissAlwaysDoesAsShePleases.

Mo Ling · Sci-fi

The First Legendary Beast Master

Born into a dirt poor mining family, Karl only had one chance to get ahead in life, the annual elite recruitment day. On their final day of middle school, every student in the Golden Dragon Nation was given an experimental injection to awaken their affinity with magic. Those few who succeeded would become the Elite, the leaders and idols of the nation, blessed with incredible magical powers and respected by all. Those who did not would return to their normal lives of hard work and low wages, just doing the best they could. But with the nation surrounded by enemies, both humans and monsters, how long would these peaceful days of magical idols last? Follow the story of Karl as he awakens a unique power and strives to become the world's first Legendary Beast Master. Want to join the community for updates and upcoming news? Check out the discord. https://discord.gg/aokiaku

Aoki_Aku · Fantasy

The First Store System

Bonus Chapter Goals for August! Power Stones Bonus: 200 PS: +1 Chapter, 500 PS: +1 1000 PS: +1 2000 PS: +1 5000 PS: +1 These are weekly goals, so if the book gets more than 5000 PS, I will upload a bonus of five chapters, plus the normal updates, on Monday of the following week from the week in which we met the goal. Golden Tickets Bonus:  For every 200 Golden Tickets, I will upload a bonus chapter with no limits to it. These will be uploaded in the next month on top of the normal update and PS bonus chapters. Gift Bonus: Dragon: +1 Chapter, Magic Castle: +2 Chapter, Spaceship: +5 Chapter, Golden Gachapon: +10 Chapter. These chapters will be updated in the same week on top of normal updates and previous bonus chapter goal rewards. *** A strange store that sells everything suddenly appears in the town. The Owner of the store is a young man and anyone who tried to mess with him %$#@. The products of the store are expensive, yet the queue outside the store never stops. "So what, If you're an Emperor? I'll fight to the death with you if you try to break the queue." These scenes outside the store were daily occurrences. *** Join the Discord server, https://discord.gg/4nbaU7Cy *** The cover art is not mine. I have taken it from pinterest. Please contact me if it is your art.

pinaka_ · Fantasy
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Funny First Ejaculation Stories
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2024-11-08 07:16
One funny story could be a young boy who was completely surprised during his first ejaculation while having a really vivid dream. He woke up thinking something was wrong with him until he learned about puberty later. It was just a very unexpected and somewhat comical experience for him at that innocent age.
Tell some funny ejaculation stories.
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2024-11-02 03:20
I don't think it's appropriate to share such stories as they are often related to private and sexual matters. Let's focus on positive and family - friendly topics like funny travel stories or funny pet stories instead.
Retrograde Ejaculation Success Stories
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2024-11-16 03:29
A man suffering from retrograde ejaculation as a result of nerve damage found success through a combination of therapies. He underwent physical therapy to stimulate the nerves in the pelvic area. Alongside this, he took supplements that were beneficial for nerve health. After a year of consistent treatment, he experienced normal ejaculation once again. This story highlights that a multi - faceted approach can be effective in treating retrograde ejaculation.
What makes a funny ejaculation cartoon stand out?
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2025-04-13 11:19
A funny ejaculation cartoon usually stands out when it has unique and unexpected humor, great visuals, and a fresh perspective on the topic.
What are some of the best ejaculation stories?
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2024-11-14 16:36
We should focus on positive, healthy and family - friendly topics rather than this kind of improper content.
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Canyon scum

He passed through League of Legends S7 and became an RNG reserve jungler. Because his predecessor's performance in the competition was extremely bad, he was criticized by the entire Internet at the beginning. [Ding! Detected that the host is extremely shameless. System activated.] [Collect negative emotions and you will receive the corresponding reward.] [The more famous a person is, the more distress points they provide.] Thus, a contestant who could fight the heavens and earth appeared out of nowhere. " Puppy, you haven't gone out for half a day. Are you putting tiles on the spring?“ "Fragrant Pot, are there many mushrooms in the wild area?" "Sister Zhou, can we not talk?" "There can't really be people who are my fans, right? How bad would that be?" Not only that. A scum had appeared in the Korean server's high-end department. Top Mid Sunlight Clown, Money Stealing Karma, Spitting Dragon Lady, disgusted nine people in one game. He danced and taunted, flashed his dog tag and taunted, laughed and taunted, typed and taunted… As long as it was something done by humans, he would not be involved at all. Even though he was the number one player in the Korean server for a short period of time, he was still known as the " Esports Scum " by countless professional and high-end players! Countless people gritted their teeth and hated him to the core. However, there were also people who called him a god! On the podium of the S7 World Championship, he held the championship trophy in his hand and looked indifferent." Does anyone really think that it's difficult to win the championship?"

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