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Forced to Date a Big Shot
Author: Mr. Yan
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Xue Xi is forced to fall in love at first sight with this dangerous man on their first meeting. With death being the only other option, she makes the first move: “I am rich and I can fight.” “Be my boyfriend and I’ll protect you.” From then on, news of the Xue family’s eldest daughter and number one student keeping a gigolo slowly gets out. Alas, she is someone who protects people she calls her own fiercely, until that fateful day—shielding the man behind her from the supposed-hooligans, she proclaims coldly: “My boyfriend is timid, so come at me if you have any issues instead.” The hooligans shivers in fear as they look toward a certain big boss who is being protected. So the infamous “Black Yama” actually has this kind of hobby?

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Oh shit funny date story. What makes a date story funny?
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2024-11-21 06:18
Unexpected things like clumsy actions. For example, spilling a drink on yourself or your date. It's that sudden 'oh no' moment that turns into laughter.
Oh shit funny date story. Can you share one?
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2024-11-21 07:11
Well, I had a date at a fancy restaurant. I ordered a steak and when it came, I cut into it a bit too vigorously and the piece of steak flew across the table and landed on my date's lap. We both just stared at it for a second and then burst out laughing. It was a disaster but a funny one.
Oh shit funny poop story: Have you ever had a really funny poop story?
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2024-12-01 23:47
Well, once I was at a friend's house and their dog was really excited. As I was about to use the bathroom, the dog rushed in and barked at me. I was so startled that I jumped, and it was just a really awkward and funny moment.
Oh shit funny poop story: What could be considered a hilarious poop - related incident?
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2024-12-02 16:52
When my little nephew was potty training. He was so proud of his poop that he wanted to show everyone. He ran out of the bathroom with his little potty in hand and started yelling 'Look what I did!' It was so cute and funny.
Oh shit, it's a woman comic - What's the story about?
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2025-03-30 18:27
I have no idea. You haven't given me enough info to figure it out.
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